GDT: Training Camp: Oh, Hockey’s Back

[New York RKY]

Over/under on Fat Kakko weighing 300 pounds?

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Lol thats way too much.

How many guys are 230 or above in the league all together?

Kakko, for one

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

please who is guy in middle?

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Looks like @EdJovanovski used one of those morphing apps to combine Nils and Nik Bobrov.

 

[will1066]

Looks like @EdJovanovski used one of those morphing apps to combine Nils and Nik Bobrov.

lol

 

[EdJovanovski]

Looks like @EdJovanovski used one of those morphing apps to combine Nils and Nik Bobrov.

LMAO

 

[Fireonk]

Kakko looks like someone’s dad

He looks like Vision from WandaVision giving an "oh you" look from a laugh track sitcom.

 

[duhmetreE]

Good / strong size for me is 6”0 and 200lbs with +10lbs for each additional inch of height. Or is that too much?

that's too much. I can only think of Ovechkin and he's a 1 in a trillion player

 

[Glen Sathers Cigar]

my best guess as well



UPDATE:
and also 'confirmed' by another trusted source

Blais is the next Rod Gilbert #confirmed

 

[bleedblue94]

Lmao. looks like Chytil spent ZERO time in the gym.

If you've seen pictures of his legs you can tell that's all he worked on this summer. They are massive. His forearms look like pencils though

 

[Glen Sathers Cigar]

Over/under on Fat Kakko weighing 300 pounds?

I'd slam the over on that.

I probably shouldn't be sharing this as it could compromise my source, but I heard from my friend who works for the Rangers that Kakko literally ate Lauri Pajuniemi for a mid morning snack yesterday.

 

[EdJovanovski]

 

[Lion Hound]

I've never understood why anyone gives a crap who the captain is. It couldn't matter less to game outcomes.

Last years lack of leadership debacle couldn't have been anymore evident. Lockerrom issues, fistfights, no leadership on ice, team was bullied, teams best players was literally choke slammed by a rival's good. Team missed playoffs. The results were the GM fired, President fired. Coach Fired.

I would say its time for some leadership on the NY Rangers.

 

[rangers1314]

Lots of GM's are talking today, are we expecting Drury as well as Gallant?

 

[HockeyBasedNYC]

Laffy looks so much older. Like Colton Orr. Holy crap.

He's gonna be a f***ing beast. 60 points

 

[HockeyBasedNYC]

Lots of GM's are talking today, are we expecting Drury as well as Gallant?

Vince said theyll be talking to Gallant at 2:30 - assuming Drury will likely be involved as well but you never know with this club

 

[EdJovanovski]

Laffy looks so much older. Like Colton Orr. Holy crap.

He's gonna be a f***ing beast. 60 points

Great, our two highest draft picks in franchise history are a fat guy & a guy with Benjamin Button disease

 

[Unpredictable1]

Blais is the next Rod Gilbert #confirmed

Glad I'm not the only one that thought of that resemblance there. I had to do a double take. (I'm assuming that's where you were going with it )

 

[DoingItCoolKiwi]

Great, our two highest draft picks in franchise history are a fat guy & a guy with Benjamin Button disease

In exit interviews one got told he needs to be more mature and one that he need to add more mass. Both really went all in

 

[LiveLongandProspal]

I'm guessing the Turk presser won't be aired, right? We'll have to rely on the comments from our wonderful beat.

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

Chytil has also found a way to transfer all of his body weight into his quads.

 

[LiveLongandProspal]

You have got to be shitting me....I'd trade Laf right now for not knowing who that was. He makes me feel so old!

 

[LiveLongandProspal]

Is Drury speaking today? Can one of the media guys ask him about the lunar landing?

 

[EdJovanovski]

Chytil has also found a way to transfer all of his body weight into his quads.

He’s getting a Brazilian Butt Lift next, maybe Kakko could give some donor fat for it

 

[LieutenantLackluster]

Its Britney b****

 

[will1066]

If you've seen pictures of his legs you can tell that's all he worked on this summer. They are massive. His forearms look like pencils though

So, he doesn't subscribe to Greg McKegg's "a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg" life philosophy, then.