You're suddenly in the shoes of the Sens GM Pierre Dorion. One evening walking the deserted roads of Orleans, you find a flashlight. Being in the dark you think it would be a good idea to turn it on.Or they have $9ish million in cap space going into next year with 7-9 players to add, including a raise for Gustavsson based on his play this year, and don't want to lose an asset for nothing.
But, hey, it's a lot more fun to endlessly lampoon management, right?
Doing so a shadow emerge from the flashlight. You're even more surprise when the shadow start to say:
"I'm the Genie of the Flashlight, I'm all mighty and all knowing I can see your distress and I'd like help you. I'll give you 3 options but you can only pick one. The right one will bring joy and happiness"
Which one would you pick:
- Acquire an elephant named Dumbo
- Get a Chick(r)en" but you may loose a car (Pinto) or a turtle (Ridley) , and a '23 1st and another 1st equivalent
- Or trade your cat (DBC) in exchange for a beautiful dream
The Genie finally says: "1 option is the right one, if you choose wrong you'll be forever ridiculed"*
"You made you choice" the Genie says!
Before completely disappearing into his lamp you hear the Genie maniacally laughing and says"whatever your choice you'll be hated AND ridiculed anyway"!