Well the local boys are starting to turn on Tomlin at least
You’d think a two-touchdown home loss to the Arizona Cardinals would help cure the condition known as “Steelers Delusion,” not inflame it.
But I’m wondering.
It seems to me this loss was cast more as the Steelers overlooking an inferior opponent rather than getting smashed by one they are more like than anyone would care to admit.
This is somehow beneath us, some Steelers seemed to say, which is far preferable to admitting, “This is us.” The delusions are fired by a national media that fawns over Mike Tomlin, ignoring the fact he hasn’t won a playoff game in going on seven years, and even by a local media (myself included) that either overrates the Steelers or launches postgame questions from the perspective that in order to lose to the Arizona Cardinals, they must have been too cocky.
Pittsburgh Steelers tight end Connor Heyward (83) attempts to catch a pass during an NFL football game, Sunday, Dec. 3, 2023, in Pittsburgh.
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The illusion — the delusion — surrounding Tomlin’s team truly is something to behold and was personified perfectly by Diontae Johnson’s one-man touchdown celebration late in the fourth quarter. As if there was something to celebrate. As if nobody noticed that the Steelers were still losing by two touchdowns to the Arizona Cardinals.
Just totally oblivious. Kind of the like much of the football world and the Steelers themselves when it comes to analyzing this team over the past six years. I’m thinking it might take a Patriots-like meltdown to smash the mirage.
Tomlin actually fielded questions about whether his team was overconfident, about whether it “overlooked” the Cardinals. Running back Jaylen Warren said the Steelers took the Cardinals “lighter than we should have.”
Are you kidding me?
The Steelers are this close to being the Cardinals. Vegas knows. That’s why it installed the Steelers as just 5.5-point favorites against a 2-10 team and puts their over-under right around .500 every year. Do you know how thin the Steelers’ margin of victory was in several games against middling or flat-out bad competition this season?
They got lucky. Take away two Steelers wins, and turn two narrow Cardinals losses into wins, and you have a couple of five-win teams, which would be a much more accurate reflection of what these Steelers are.
Indeed, if not for a few unbelievably fortuitous bounces, the Steelers are the Cardinals. And the Cardinals are the Steelers.
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So please don’t ask about trap games or overconfidence. The Steelers aren’t good enough to be asked those kinds of questions (and good for Cam Heyward for immediately shooting down such an inquiry). There’s more of a chance of somebody overlooking them than the other way around.
Since their last Super Bowl appearance, 13 years ago, the Steelers have fewer playoff wins than the Houston Texans.
Since the beginning of the 2021 season — a span of 46 games — the Steelers are minus-116 in point differential.
Since the beginning of 2019, the Steelers have been outscored by opponents in four of five seasons.
Maybe the delusion holds because the franchise still carries such cachet. The Steelers remain one of the league’s flagship enterprises. They attract eyeballs. They have an incredible history that includes six Super Bowl championships.
It’s just that none of the above justifies operating from the position that they are a good team, better than most, and therefore above losing to the Cardinals or to Dorian Thompson-Robinson.
Does the illusion hold simply because Tomlin has avoided going 8-9, instead going 9-8, or avoided going 7-9 by going 8-8 three times? Is it really all about the “never had a losing season” sound bite?
If so, please add these two facts:
• The Steelers’ streak of non-losing seasons was ironically born of a losing season: Going 6-10 got them Ben.
• Tomlin might not have a losing season, but he does have a losing playoff record (8-9).
I heard a pregame radio interview with Tomlin about a month ago in which he was asked where he finds all these winning players who thrive in the “weighty moments.” He gave a detailed answer — as if the question had been based in reality. As if the Steelers are actually winning “weighty” games these days, which they most assuredly are not.
What have any of the players on this roster won?
Stripped of the elegant but deceiving apparel of their glorious franchise history, these Steelers have been barely above mediocre for several years now and lucky to even be considered that. If they were the Los Angeles Chargers, people would hardly talk about them. They’d say, “Yeah other than the pandemic season, when Baker Mayfield beat them in the wild card round, they’ve gone 9-6-1, 8-8, 9-7-1, 9-8 and now 7-5 and miss the playoffs half the time. They’re just another team.”
But who am I kidding? The illusion won’t be smashed anytime soon. Like last year, the Steelers are facing a string of bad quarterbacks down the stretch. They’ll probably go 10-7 and sneak into the playoffs in a league where 44% of the teams make it, and Tomlin will get coach of the year votes as national media types pretend he was more a victim of his circumstances than a creator of them, and they’ll get crushed at Kansas City in the wild card round, and Diontae Johnson will do backflips after cutting the deficit to 23 points, and we’ll do the whole thing again next year.
As the inimitable Bart Scott once said, “Can’t wait!”