The Paul Maurice Pitchfork Thread (MOD Warning Post #1)

[Great8Cam]

We’re 0.001 away in win percentage from last place in the Atlantic.

Okay to bash Mo yet?

Absolutely!!

 

[WaitingForThatCab]

777-7777

 

[Dr Beinfest]

777-7777

We are all @WaitingForThatCab

 

[TheImpatientPanther]

 

[StrangeVision]

For the record, the team was 11-10-1 when Gallant was 777-7777'd; we are currently 16-17-4.

lel

 

[WaitingForThatCab]

This team has 100% quit on the coach. There is enough talent on the roster for this crew to be better than 16-17-4 and out of the playoff hunt.

Just watch the effort and body language of this team in any game this month. They're sandbagging. Fire ASAP before it gets worse.

 

[IceManCat]

the team doesn’t want to play for this guy

 

[KW]

Philly is sucking right now too. Maybe swap coaches.

 

[Dr Beinfest]

Philly is sucking right now too. Maybe swap coaches.

Imagine if coaches were tradeable assets omg that would be amazing

 

[WaitingForThatCab]

Imagine if coaches were tradeable assets omg that would be amazing

As far as I know... they are.

 

[pantherbot]

Imagine if coaches were tradeable assets omg that would be amazing

Lol I first read that as cockroaches instead of coaches, which amazingly would also fit both coaches being discussed

 

[Vilam]

Philly is sucking right now too. Maybe swap coaches.

Torts was literally giving job interviews for the Panthers night in and night out on ESPN when Q got let go. He obviously wanted to be here. Sucks that it didn't happen. He'd whip this team into shape for a few years.

 

[Mogo]

I think we all know what to vote

 

[I am not exposed]

I think we all know what to vote

Easily winning the Presidents Trophy. Should get more prestige than it actually does. Or maybe it is because I grew up following the premier league and didn't know about all this playoff stuff for North American sport until I was in my mid teens.

 

[FinlandPanther]

Look at some of the teams who are close to us at this point lmao. Truly pathetic.

 

[ShootIt]

Did Zito write in the 3rd option?

 

[KW]

Look at some of the teams who are close to us at this point lmao. Truly pathetic.

I know, it’s amazing we’re not too far below teams like Buffalo

 

[Mogo]

Easily winning the Presidents Trophy. Should get more prestige than it actually does. Or maybe it is because I grew up following the premier league and didn't know about all this playoff stuff for North American sport until I was in my mid teens.

Bah.. thats nothing. Hiring Maurice of course

Seriously how can that even be an option

 

[BB88]

Bah.. thats nothing. Hiring Maurice of course

Seriously how can that even be an option

Maurice is generational hype creator.

Pretty much zero on ice results yet keeps getting chances.
It’s honestly amazing how he landed the most wanted job in the league (for coach) after everything that went down in Winnipeg

 

[WaitingForThatCab]

that poll lmfao

What did you like more, Panthers fans? Carter Verhaeghe's clutch OT winning goal in a playoff game, or hiring the losingest loser in the history of losers?

Me, I really loved Ekblad's 100th career goal. Was so much cooler than WINNING A PLAYOFF SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A QUARTER OF A CENTURY.

 

[Mogo]

Maurice is generational hype creator.

Pretty much zero on ice results yet keeps getting chances.
It’s honestly amazing how he landed the most wanted job in the league (for coach) after everything that went down in Winnipeg

Maurice is the Alex Galchenyuk of coaches

 

[Dr Beinfest]

Easily winning the Presidents Trophy. Should get more prestige than it actually does. Or maybe it is because I grew up following the premier league and didn't know about all this playoff stuff for North American sport until I was in my mid teens.

What intern made these poll choices? Ignoring the obvious dumb question about Maurice, show of hands, who remembers or cares about Ekblad’s 100th? What PR team approved this?

 

[Felidae]

that poll lmfao

What did you like more, Panthers fans? Carter Verhaeghe's clutch OT winning goal in a playoff game, or hiring the losingest loser in the history of losers?

Me, I really loved Ekblad's 100th career goal. Was so much cooler than WINNING A PLAYOFF SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A QUARTER OF A CENTURY.

Doesn't count because it wasn't "playoff hockey" style.

 

[WaitingForThatCab]

At this point, nobody has any delusions about this team making the playoffs.

So, why wait? Can anyone give me one single reason not to fire PoMo right now? Viola's pocketbook? Gonna be honest, the guy's a multibillionaire. I don't f***ing care.

 

[FinlandPanther]

At this point, nobody has any delusions about this team making the playoffs.

So, why wait? Can anyone give me one single reason not to fire PoMo right now? Viola's pocketbook? Gonna be honest, the guy's a multibillionaire. I don't f***ing care.

There is no reason to not fire him. Playoffs are over. I think everyone knows that. If you let this goof find his way behind the bench next year then you will have an empty building. Oh well.