Tribute The Official "Fire Tortorella" Thread

[GKJ]

Great news for the rebuild if we don’t need to prioritize developing players

 

[Magua]

"I'm not going to keep putting someone out there because we need to develop him when it may affect the outcome of a W or L."

I'm just glad I haven't invested any time into this ruse.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Great news for the rebuild if we don’t need to prioritize developing players

This man needs to be stopped.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ah yes, the thing we knew wasn't happening isn't happening. A shock.

 

[VladDrag]

"I'm not going to keep putting someone out there because we need to develop him when it may affect the outcome of a W or L."

I'm just glad I haven't invested any time into this ruse.

My other complaint about the press conference is that he said he doesn’t look at standings. Then why the f*** is winning so important!?

Also, he admitted that he was looking at the standings last year when they went on a little run.

 

[trostol]

#SELLTHEDAMNTEAM

 

[Redpath]

Great news for the rebuild if we don’t need to prioritize developing players

I’m not sure he could have said a more succinctly damning quote than this one. I’m actually impressed

 

[Curufinwe]

"I'm not going to keep putting someone out there because we need to develop him when it may affect the outcome of a W or L."

I'm just glad I haven't invested any time into this ruse.

In Torts' empty head, Frost and Zamula are personally responsible for every Flyers loss this year, including the games when they were both not playing.

 

[BrindamoursNose]

Great news for the rebuild if we don’t need to prioritize developing players

 

[Striiker]

Torts cult members in shambles

Won’t matter though. They’ll still lie for him.

 

[BobbyClarkeFan16]

Torts cult members in shambles

Won’t matter though. They’ll still lie for him.

Funny how quiet they are right now after that doozer Tortorella dropped today. Good to know that no development of players is required when doing a rebuild. And to think they're going to let him sink his claws into Gauthier and Michkov. This franchise is f***ed.

 

[macleish1974]

Keith Jones is a f***ing moron

On the Binet intelligence scale moron is between “dull” and “imbecile “. Of course, on the Invictus/Poulin scale f***ing moron is only indicative of immature stupidity. Torts, Wow! On a different plane of apoplectic insanity, neither genius nor idiot, just out there in lalaland. And I thought we were an insane bunch.

 

[freakydallas13]

My favourite part of Torts being the coach is he just comes out and says the stupid shit this team strives for, so that even the contrarians can't deny it.

It's incredible. There is no ambiguity in his statements.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I wonder what Torts “really” means by that comment.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I wonder what Torts “really” means by that comment.

Obviously the opposite. That's usually the case.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

He knows the morons within the front office & ownership won’t challenge him so no need to even hide his intentions anymore.

Tortorella’s goal was always to prop himself in the midst of mediocrity while achieving nothing meaningful for beyond his time up here.

 

[Flyerfan4life]

remember when the new Era of Orange promised a youth movement and a comittment to rebuilding.

hahaa....

#SameolOrange..

 

[FlyerNutter]

I really hope some of the stuff they’ve said about Matvei is true.

To see him waste his career like Giroux did being a good soldier…

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Can we get a version of this with a jersey color change?

 

[Deadpool8812]

Great news for the rebuild if we don’t need to prioritize developing players

Excuse me while I go take a massive dump

 

[BiggE]

Our only hope is that his horse kicks him hard enough to put him out of our misery.

 

[ugiswrong]

I noticed something today; if you listen to Torts‘ pressers slightly sped up on the YouTube player (1.25x), he really begins to sound way more vulnerable, defensive, somewhat paranoid, and also even a tad more relatable in a way. It’s trippy

 

[Striiker]

Try to imagine Torts ever taking blame like this.

 

[Audible Velvet]

Try to imagine Torts ever taking blame like this.

I can’t. Team loses, players are at fault. Team succeeds, all credit to our leader.

 

[Magua]

Try to imagine Torts ever taking blame like this.

“I’m not talking Xs and Os with you, okay? I’m not talking Xs and Os.”

“But coach….”