HF Habs: The official 2023-2024 tank thread

[Riggins]

Calgary tied it at 2. They better get a point at least. Need to stay below them and take Iggy in their faces.

 

[Kudo Shinichi]

Flames tie it 2-2

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Coyotes are done, 5-0 Seattle.

Still 2-2 between Calgary & San Jose. 3rd has just started.

 

[A Loyal Demidog]

I wonder if 1 of SJS or PHI (as of recent) competed against all AHL teams, how would they fare in the standings? Would they be on top and by how much?

 

[Kudo Shinichi]

Flames take a penalty with a minute left...

 

[Heffyhoof]

Oh no, SJ powerplay with a ~min left.

 

[The Great Weal]

I tune in to watch the end of the Sharks-Flames game and Coleman immediately takes the stupidest penalty ever to put the Sharks on the PP

 

[Spearmint Rhino]

Coleman with the Gally special

 

[Heffyhoof]

Phew, 1 point in the bank.

 

[Kudo Shinichi]

Going to ot

 

[A Loyal Demidog]

At least Calgary got a point lol. Every point matters!

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Going into OT, so Calgary gets a point. 2 points ahead. 3 considering they hold RW tie breaker.

 

[Heffyhoof]

4-4 now.

Edit: Flames PP.

 

[Spearmint Rhino]

Flames PP

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Calgary OT PP now.

 

[A Loyal Demidog]

SJS playing like their life depends on this game outcome.

 

[Kudo Shinichi]

FLAMES WIN

 

[Heffyhoof]

Flames win and we end tank night on a positive note!

 

[Ezpz]

SJS playing like their life depends on this game outcome.

They basically already clinched last place so they want to prove themselves. Chicago needs to go 0-5 and San Jose need to win like 4 games to switch their positions.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Kuzmenko!

Calgary wins! Whooooo-hoo!

 

[McGees]

goddammit we needed that so bad.
Thanks Flames.

 

[Rozz]

f***ing eh!

ugh that's a huuuuuggggeee relief!

 

[A Loyal Demidog]

They basically already clinched last place so they want to prove themselves. Chicago needs to go 0-5 and San Jose need to win like 4 games to switch their positions.

For those reasons alone, I really hope the hockey gods punish them and all other purposely tanking teams, and allow a team that actually tries but simply sucks (Montreal) to win the lottery.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Calgary is back to 3 points ahead, but it's more like 4 pts since they hold the tie breaker.

Big win for sure.

 

[Heffyhoof]

Let's just hope they don't call the teams back from the dressing rooms