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So Vanilla Dvorak decided to come back with 5 games to play just to **** with us and the corpse of Gallagher said wait, I can pad my stats after playing like shit all year too.

I hate these useless bums so much man, I can hear Bergevin laughing from here.
 
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Arizona and Ottawa are just disgusting.
They're both disgusting for different reasons. Ottawa's disgusting because they're likely purposely underperforming. Arizona's disgusting because they're a backyard team that's a real farce in the NHL. But, at least Arizona's won games they had no business winning (Vegas). It's the Habs and their stupid butt plugs (Gallagher, Armia, now Dvorak's back...) that are relentless in their quest to win some absolutely useless games.
 
Shame we are going to pass all of Arizona Calgary and Ottawa in the final week. What a waste.
 
Lmao, SJS is leading 1-0.

Calgary...
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So Vanilla Dvorak decided to come back with 5 games to play just to **** with us and the corpse of Gallagher said wait, I can pad my stats after playing like shit all year too.

I hate these useless bums so much man, I can hear Bergevin laughing from here.
I would but the game was over before they started scoring worthless goals,
 
They're both disgusting for different reasons. Ottawa's disgusting because they're likely purposely underperforming. Arizona's disgusting because they're a backyard team that's a real farce in the NHL. But, at least Arizona's won games they had no business winning (Vegas). It's the Habs and their stupid butt plugs (Gallagher, Armia, now Dvorak's back...) that are relentless in their quest to win some absolutely useless games.

Can't argue with that.
 
Catton, Helenius or a D.
That’s gonna be our available choices at 8 imo.
lol they are going to pick 10th when all is said and done.

Well there's 6 really good forwards (Celebrini, Demidov, Lindstrom, Catton, Eiserman, and Iginla) and many good d including the following 4: Dickinson, Levshunov, Parekh, and Buium. So we're getting one of those if we finish top 10. Then there's Saliev, Yakumchuk, Helenius, etc...
 
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Well there's 6 really good forwards (Celebrini, Demidov, Lindstrom, Catton, Eiserman, and Iginla) and many good d including the following 4: Dickinson, Levshunov, Parekh, and Buium. So we're getting one of those if we finish top 10. Then there's Saliev, Yakumchuk, Helenius, etc...
I think they will take a F no matter what, based on interviews.
I think top 4 are gone by 6, 7 latest.
I also don't think they care for Eiserman - Hence it will be Catton vs Helenius.
 
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I think they will F no matter what based on interviews.
I think top 4 are gone by 6, 7 latest.
I also don't think they care for Eiserman - Hence it will be Catton vs Helenius.

We'll see. If Demidov, Lindstrom and Iginla are gone, do you really pass up on Levshunov, Dickinson or Silayev ? I wouldn't. Silayev plays the right side despite being left handed.
 
I think they will F no matter what based on interviews.
I think top 4 are gone by 6, 7 latest.
I also don't think they care for Eiserman - Hence it will be Catton vs Helenius.
Catton is supposed to be freakin electric. Some have him 2nd or 3rd overall:

Ranked #6 by CONSOLIDATED RANKING
Ranked #7 by ELITEPROSPECTS.COM
Ranked #10 by TSN/BOB McKENZIE
Ranked #15 by TSN/CRAIG BUTTON
Ranked #2 by THN/FERRARI
Ranked #6 by THN/KENNEDY
Ranked #6 by MCKEEN'S HOCKEY
Ranked #7 by FLOHOCKEY/CHRIS PETERS
Ranked #5 by FCHOCKEY
Ranked #7 by DAILY FACEOFF
Ranked #9 by NHL CENTRAL SCOUTING (NA Skaters)
Ranked #7 by ISS HOCKEY
Ranked #9 by SPORTSNET/COSENTINO
Ranked #6 by SPORTSNET/BUKALA
Ranked #8 by RECRUIT SCOUTING
Ranked #3 by DOBBERPROSPECTS
Ranked #5 by DRAFT PROSPECTS HOCKEY
Ranked #3 by SMAHT SCOUTING

Don't sleep on these D. Sure we need a forward more. But if there's a future number 1 dman available (like Quinn Hughes or Dobson) that would be a sweet add.

Anyways the Flyers suck. My gut told me we'd win tonight even though my heart wanted a loss. hopefully the Islanders and Wings take care of business against us and the Sens continue to dominate us...
 
Catton is supposed to be freakin electric. Some have him 2nd or 3rd overall:

Ranked #6 by CONSOLIDATED RANKING
Ranked #7 by ELITEPROSPECTS.COM
Ranked #10 by TSN/BOB McKENZIE
Ranked #15 by TSN/CRAIG BUTTON
Ranked #2 by THN/FERRARI
Ranked #6 by THN/KENNEDY
Ranked #6 by MCKEEN'S HOCKEY
Ranked #7 by FLOHOCKEY/CHRIS PETERS
Ranked #5 by FCHOCKEY
Ranked #7 by DAILY FACEOFF
Ranked #9 by NHL CENTRAL SCOUTING (NA Skaters)
Ranked #7 by ISS HOCKEY
Ranked #9 by SPORTSNET/COSENTINO
Ranked #6 by SPORTSNET/BUKALA
Ranked #8 by RECRUIT SCOUTING
Ranked #3 by DOBBERPROSPECTS
Ranked #5 by DRAFT PROSPECTS HOCKEY
Ranked #3 by SMAHT SCOUTING

Don't sleep on these D. Sure we need a forward more. But if there's a future number 1 dman available (like Quinn Hughes or Dobson) that would be a sweet add.

Anyways the Flyers suck. My gut told me we'd win tonight even though my heart wanted a loss. hopefully the Islanders and Wings take care of business against us and the Sens continue to dominate us...
On the #1 D thing, if we picked up a D last year at #5 and don’t expect him to be a 1D, I’m disappointed in the scouting department. So yeah, if don’t see a 1 in all of our D’s, pick one.
 
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Calgary traded Hanifin & Tanev at TDL, and boy have they sucked since those trades. They have zero depth on D, like none. They traded Zadorov too. They're playing minor leaguers.

I know everyone wants them to grab Iggy's son, but they really need a good young D.
 
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