Just got NHL 17 and I wanted to share my Bernmeistering
-Dan Girardi: bought the **** out
And picked up by Columbus because ****ing of course he was
-Kevin Klein and JT Miller to Anaheim for Josh Manson
My dream come true. Corsi for everyone!
-Rick Nash to Nashville (hardy har har) for Viktor Adrivsson, Matt Irwin, Vladislav Kamenev, and Max Reinhart
Love Nash but desperately needed cap. Didn't do this for the pun, I had my reasons. I like Hayes but his shot generation is ****. So I go and get Viktor Arvidsson who is the best shot generator in the league. He will play with Hayes. Pirri will play on their wing to finish off Arvidsson's corsi and Hayes' gretzkying. I nabbed Kamenev also who is a strong prospect because I wasn't dealing Nash for ****. There's question marks on D still and Irwin is reliable and can step in all over the lineup if somebody goes to ****.
-Flipped Reinhart to Ottawa for Chris Neil
I prefer to have muscle that can actually play. It's my life, don't tell me how to live it.
Vesey-Stepan-Zuccarello
Kreider-Zibanejad-Buchnevich
Arvidsson-Hayes-Pirri
Grabner-Fast-Neil
McDonagh-Holden
Skjei-Manson
Staal-Clendening
Irwin, Puemps, and Lindberg are the extras. Kamenev will get a shot if a top sixer goes down.
I didn't trade Lundqvist

(but he better watch his ass

)
Nash and Girardi means two A's gone. An A will go to Zuccarello.
Yes Fast is a center now. It's my life, don't tell me how to live it.
With Nash gone we need a new penalty killer - Chris ****ing Kreider. It's my life, don't....actually **** that, this is a great idea. The Rangers should try it IRL. Dead serious.