By the way, nice job taking your supposed correlation and saying that it's a causative effect. I really recommend everyone on here takes an introductory statistics course. Anything. It's actually a very interesting science and would serve you well in life.
Same thing as the ridiculous argument that supposedly says that the Rangers throw games when they get scored on first, even if they take a lead.
Just because I jump up and now and it starts snowing, doesn't mean that me jumping up and down caused it to snow.