GDT: Tarzan Boy - Sens vs Oilers 7:00 (In the timezone that matters the most)

[Captain Fantastic]

Cringey af KIA commerical

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Kostin Tonya Hardinged him

busted hyman

 

[Sanchez]

I wish I won a Geno award

 

[NedPlimpton]

The Genos

 

[CycloneSweep]

In all reality, Ottawa is desperate and the boys were up late partying with Nickleback.

7-3 Ottawa.

 

[walktheboulavard]

In all reality, Ottawa is desperate and the boys were up late partying with Nickleback.

7-3 Ottawa.

After going up 3-0 I presume.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

In all reality, Ottawa is desperate and the boys were up late partying with Nickleback.

7-3 Ottawa.

i dont have enough booze for this

 

[CycloneSweep]

After going up 3-0 I presume.

Of course

 

[JeffSkinner53]

Anybody got a working stram thx

 

[Ritchie Valens]

In all reality, Ottawa is desperate and the boys were up late partying with Nickleback.

7-3 Ottawa.

Nothing ever good has come out of partying with The Chad.

 

[Sanchez]

We need the first goal

 

[Oilers in NS]

It's good to see that Toronto has a tough schedule; hopefully they're limping into the playoffs, ready for their ceremonial first round exit.

Canada is hoping that. I sure am. I’m surrounded by those losers for fans around here

 

[Leonardlizard]

Tkachuck kids look like they were farted out at birth

 

[Ibanez]

Tkachuck kids look like they were farted out at birth

I’m dying laughing over here at this…

 

[Ritchie Valens]

Anybody got a working stram thx

I googled "stram". Stram is to spring or recoil with violence. After Saturday, the Oilers better be working on their stram.

 

[Sanchez]

Tkachuck kids look like they were farted out at birth

I wonder if the last name has anything to do with it?

 

[OilerBaron]

Bob has Nurse relagated from the first pair.

I really wish we could've nabbed a top 6 RW at the deadline, the right guy could've opened up so many different line combinations

 

[GhostfaceWu]

So I guess buddy who argued that Kostin being out wasn't completely coach related can hush up now.

 

[CycloneSweep]

We need the first goal

First 5

 

[OfCorsiDid]

I'm gonna go down to rogers and jump off the big escalator just so that cute paramedic can save me.

 

[Porkleaker]

i dont have enough booze for this

For a loss or Nickelback? Answer: Both

 

[Sanchez]

I hate these jerseys; we don't do well in these

 

[xoczar99ox]

Shore is already shacking his head cause we already got the first penalty…

 

[OfCorsiDid]

For a loss or Nickelback? Answer: Both

I have seen the words "Nickelback" and "douchebag" more in the last 6 hours than the rest of my life combined.

 

[Cloned]

It’s only fitting if Nickelback presents the Stanley Cup to McDavid.