Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[ajgoal]

Hasn't twitter died yet? Why do these idiots still have a forum to voice their nonsense?

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

As an occasional shitposter, I'm in awe of this masterpiece from this future star.

1.) Teams are licking their chops for almost 4 years of Hayes at his cap hit. Sell high! GMs only see 18 game samples.

2.) On a team bereft of real skill, Fletcher (lol) must urgently make a choice between two of the most skilled young guys: the 25 year old best player on the team under contract for 2 more seasons, or the 22 year old under contract for 5 more seasons. That don't even play the same position. I want to stress how urgent this is for a team that should have no issues being under the cap from here on out.

3.) After dumping young talent, sign older UFA players who wouldn't touch this team. This team is so close, this should do it.

Here’s another good one. Colorado definitely strikes me as a team that would be interested in Kevin Hayes & his terrible contract. That totally aligns with all their recent pro acquisitions over the years.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Here’s another good one. Colorado definitely strikes me as a team that would be interested in Kevin Hayes & his terrible contract. That totally aligns with all their recent pro acquisitions over the years.

That’s the GOAT. End the thread. This can’t be beat.

JFC.

 

[DancingPanther]

Ant can't pay American oligarch Elon Musk $8/mo for a checkmark? Until then he isn't even real. Some up and comer...he's hardly committed enough for a Torts team

 

[Rich Nixon]

My favorite thing right now is this Jamey character, one of the goofiest in the game, just deciding that Laughton's injury is to his shoulder (when it looks strongly like a concussion) despite that not being reported anywhere, and seeming less plausible than...a concussion. He literally bounced his head off the ice.

Just starts out assuming "I think" and then begins quote tweeting himself to prove his own "news." Then a few rando fans and podcasts start mentioning it that way as if this came from anywhere but the guy's contrarian speculation.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Can't believe Frost isn't leading the team in points after playing two games in the top 6 and spending the rest of the year playing 10 minutes a night with Deslauriers and MacEwen

 

[Audible Velvet]

Can't believe Frost isn't leading the team in points after playing two games in the top 6 and spending the rest of the year playing 10 minutes a night with Deslauriers and MacEwen
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A+ photo selection by those guys. Really helps drive home the point.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

A+ photo selection by those guys. Really helps drive home the point.

Yea not suggestive at all. Reminds me of before and after pics, where the person has no expression in the before picture, and a beaming smile in the after.

 

[Ironmanrulez]

Can't believe Frost isn't leading the team in points after playing two games in the top 6 and spending the rest of the year playing 10 minutes a night with Deslauriers and MacEwen
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uneducated fans ... i mean authentic fans.... know what is happening!

Give us more of this and we will draft no1 every draft for 10 years!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What if I told you no one wants him?

JVR is the devil but Hayes can be moved no problem.

 

[Magua]

Tortorella singled out Hayes as the player he’s most excited to work with during his intro presser. “There’s more there” he gleefully said.

 

[GKJ]

What if I told you no one wants him?

JVR is the devil but Hayes can be moved no problem.

The thing with being a takest is that you gotta give people stupid shit to talk about.

 

[Magua]

Great thread.



@LegionOfDoom91

 

[Striiker]

Great thread.



@LegionOfDoom91

LOOOOOOOL

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[DancingPanther]

I f***ing hate this guy

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yeah, we know, the plan all along has been to string Fletcher on long enough to where they can feed him to the wolves to get a PR boost during another awful season. They knew it was going to be awful so they are smart enough to realize that’s the best move.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Cody Webster]

He stepped away for all of 30 minutes

 

[BernieParent]

My favorite thing right now is this Jamey character, one of the goofiest in the game, just deciding that Laughton's injury is to his shoulder (when it looks strongly like a concussion) despite that not being reported anywhere, and seeming less plausible than...a concussion. He literally bounced his head off the ice.

Just starts out assuming "I think" and then begins quote tweeting himself to prove his own "news." Then a few rando fans and podcasts start mentioning it that way as if this came from anywhere but the guy's contrarian speculation.

The ol' tactic of incrementally changing speculation into "fact".

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

He stepped away for all of 30 minutes

And just like that the original tweet is gone.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Twitter needs to burn into a smoldering pile of nothingness

 

[FlyerNutter]

Twitter needs to burn into a smoldering pile of nothingness

That was kind of the point I think of the whole thing.

The $8/month is just a distraction.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

It’s THAT easy!

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

He stepped away for all of 30 minutes