Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[tnfrs]

samu is not a good puck handler lol jr avon is a better puck handler and he really just has the one move, but at least he's got a move and he can do it at high speed. samu has the speed but no creativity so he doesnt even use his speed as an advantage, he's scored almost all his goals from a standstill at the circle or banging in a rebound, he's a less talented cutter gauthier and hasnt done anything without lycksell and laczynski, i dont know what charlie is smoking. his play away from the puck in the defensive zone would drive torts insane, sometimes it looks like he's covering his own teammates instead of the opponent, he just floats out of position and ends up being the screen.

 

[Striiker]

Tuomaalas small scoring sample size? Proof he’s drastically improved!

Frosts large sample size? Meaningless! Eye test disagrees!

 

[Curufinwe]

Makes as much sense to blame Crosby for the Pens sucking as Karlsson.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Big, if true.

 

[trostol]

Big, if true.

which means...he's the first one shipped out lol

 

[BernieParent]

Get a good lawyer.

 

[BernieParent]

Big, if true.

 

[Magua]

No, that’s my Quackverse attorney.

 

[BernieParent]

No, that’s my Quackverse attorney.

@Striiker obviously cannot afford an attorney so you provided counsel for him. You're so considerate!

 

[trostol]

i mean he can totally lawyer up with

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm sure he's applauded the Provorov deal somewhere along the line.

 

[nacc BLOCC]

i hate those exclamation points so so so much. total hack, squirrelly, little worm, mealy-mouthed shit. the tone of it makes my teeth itch. you are not writing for deadspin in 2011. and that’s ok!

 

[Redpath]

Listening to PHLY this afternoon. Bill Matz is the voice of reason.

If the deadline is a flop, Friday afternoon is going to be an all-timer from Charlie. The excuses are lined up and loaded.

 

[smokey]

Listening to PHLY this afternoon. Bill Matz is the voice of reason.

If the deadline is a flop, Friday afternoon is going to be an all-timer from Charlie. The excuses are lined up and loaded.

I've got time for Matz, esp every time the flyers are flyer'ing. Just hope Charlie "the squeaky voice of the politburo" O'Connor weren't around energy vampiring with his endless flysplaning, but ofc he is. Matz needs to be set free.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Honestly if I was Charlie, I’d try to get on with another team to follow.

The Flyers have done a great job of ensuring these beat guys are the ones to be crucified for the organizations ineptitude.

O’Connor is somehow more of a “threat” than Lombardi.

I’d try to bounce if I was him.

 

[Redpath]

I've got time for Matz, esp every time the flyers are flyer'ing. Just hope Charlie "the squeaky voice of the politburo" O'Connor weren't around energy vampiring with his endless flysplaning, but ofc he is. Matz needs to be set free.

Don't set Matz free. Charlie needs someone to push back on this stuff to his face. Otherwise Charlie discards any legitimate criticisms as "Twitter being insane"

 

[smokey]

I just want post game Bill raining down fire and brimstone on that excuse of an org if they do what everyone said they would since day1 and stay put or add at the tdl. f*** the gimp Charlie, like he would ever change one bit even if truth hit him in the face repeatedly.

 

[Cody Webster]

Does this thread pertain only to hockey?

 

[DancingPanther]

Does this thread pertain only to hockey?

The "very motivated" chorus was sung all year last year. Can intangibles pitch out of the bullpen? Spencer Turnbull can, he should fix everything.

I like the Turnbull flyer btw. But not addressing the bullpen outside of that is absolutely mindbending

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The "very motivated" chorus was sung all year last year. Can intangibles pitch out of the bullpen? Spencer Turnbull can, he should fix everything.

I like the Turnbull flyer btw. But not addressing the bullpen outside of that is absolutely mindbending

Keep up this energy until mid November. We need it.

 

[GKJ]

I'm sure he's applauded the Provorov deal somewhere along the line.

spent 20 minutes trying to figure out what’s going on here and still don’t know.

Briere isn’t getting a 1st for Walker like he was hoping to when rumors were starting, but he still wants another 1st round pick.

Clearly we’re talking about Ceci, who has negative value in the sense of that’s the situation the Oilers are in, but once he steps foot in Voorhees, that’s no longer the case, in my opinion. So, you’re still extracting value by getting the player himself, the same as you did in getting Walker to begin with.

There’s like no other teams that are needing to do a trade like this.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Most of my friends are bullish on the Phillies this season. I don't get it. Granted, I don't follow them very closely anymore, but they aren't THAT good and didn't get better in the offseason.

spent 20 minutes trying to figure out what’s going on here and still don’t know.

Briere isn’t getting a 1st for Walker like he was hoping to when rumors were starting, but he still wants another 1st round pick.

Clearly we’re talking about Ceci, who has negative value in the sense of that’s the situation the Oilers are in, but once he steps foot in Voorhees, that’s no longer the case, in my opinion. So, you’re still extracting value by getting the player himself, the same as you did in getting Walker to begin with.

There’s like no other teams that are needing to do a trade like this.

Not sure why people presume it's Ceci Edmonton is trying to attach to their 1st.

Much more likely, IMO, if they're using their 1st, that they're trying to dump Campbell's contract.

 

[DancingPanther]

Keep up this energy until mid November. We need it.

Imagine the pressure Kerkering feels lol

delete

Can we fix this? Who threadmarked this

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Imagine the pressure Kerkering feels lol


Can we fix this? Who threadmarked this

As long as he follows his two rules, we'll be good.

GKJ did, I have no idea what that even meant but I deleted it.

 

[GKJ]

Most of my friends are bullish on the Phillies this season. I don't get it. Granted, I don't follow them very closely anymore, but they aren't THAT good and didn't get better in the offseason.


Not sure why people presume it's Ceci Edmonton is trying to attach to their 1st.

Much more likely, IMO, if they're using their 1st, that they're trying to dump Campbell's contract.

It’s specifically who he’s talking about