Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[DancingPanther]

Nater Thomps played on what I recall is about 7 other NHL teams. Are any of the local media tweeting out their congrats, like it was an actual hometown hero retiring?

 

[Striiker]

If the Flyers hire him it'll kill me

 

[Lord Defect]

If the Flyers hire him it'll kill me

THAT will be the tipping point?

 

[ajgoal]

If the Flyers hire him it'll kill me

You're tougher than that. You've had to put up with @Starat327's nonsense for your entire life.

 

[Chinatown88]

If the Flyers hire him it'll kill me

 

[Striiker]

THAT will be the tipping point?

I’m only holding on by the single thread of “At least Briere isn’t as bad as Fletcher”.

If he hires this guy…

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m only holding on by the single thread of “At least Briere isn’t as bad as Fletcher”.

If he hires this guy…

What if he’s hired as back up gritty #3? Or alternate section 204 dipping dots guy?

 

[Striiker]

What if he’s hired as back up gritty #3? Or alternate section 204 dipping dots guy?

Still dead.

 

[ajgoal]

Still dead.

Goodwill Ambassador to the South Pole?

 

[Rich Nixon]

I got deep off in the Morgan Frost Flyers Twitter discourse today and I probably should have just f***ed a blender instead.

 

[Striiker]

this tweet belongs in this thread because of the appalling quality of that photoshop work. Look around the right ear or how bright the screens are. Disgusting.

I can do a better job in 30 seconds when lazily shitposting Tortorella as a hologram in Blade Runner on here.



Someone was paid to do this and I want them fired.

 

[Rich Nixon]

this tweet belongs in this thread because of the appalling quality of that photoshop work. Look around the right ear or how bright the screens are. Disgusting.

I can do a better job in 30 seconds when lazily shitposting Tortorella as a hologram in Blade Runner on here.



Someone was paid to do this and I want them fired.

Both the person who made it and the person who requested it be made.

 

[Striiker]

Charlie is having a Frost meltdown on Twitter and is arguing with Meltzer.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Meltzer is a weirdo when it comes to Frost. He really does appear in everybody’s mentions whenever Frost is brought up.

 

[Magua]

Charlie is having a Frost meltdown on Twitter and is arguing with Meltzer.

O’Connor wants to die on the hill Frost doesn’t have dynamic skill and isn’t good on the PP — despite being excellent on the PP at every other level. And if you didn’t see the dynamism the last 50 games, I don’t know what to tell you. And he watched every game! He did the same shit with Sanheim.

I also liked the “I don’t care for the Frost detractors or fanboys” line. Thank you for beating us simpletons over the head with your powers of objectivity!

 

[Curufinwe]

We also got to hear his pearl of wisdom that Couturier is a PP passenger. Technically this a 6 on 5 EN goal, but it looks like some decent man-advantage driving to me. Or maybe G rushed over to Coots just to remind him than any shlub outside of Morgan Frost could have made a pass like that,

 

[freakydallas13]

O’Connor wants to die on the hill Frost doesn’t have dynamic skill and isn’t good on the PP — despite being excellent on the PP at every other level. And if you didn’t see the dynamism the last 50 games, I don’t know what to tell you. And he watched every game! He did the same shit with Sanheim.

I also liked the “I don’t care for the Frost detractors or fanboys” line. Thank you for beating us simpletons over the head with your powers of objectivity!

"Enlightened centrists" are an absolute plague on society.

 

[Curufinwe]

Giroux and Couturier really had the bank pass working in October 2021.



Most recent PPG, scored a week before his back injury ended his 21-22 season. Coots really passengered that puck right into the bottom corner.

 

[Striiker]

O’Connor wants to die on the hill Frost doesn’t have dynamic skill and isn’t good on the PP — despite being excellent on the PP at every other level. And if you didn’t see the dynamism the last 50 games, I don’t know what to tell you. And he watched every game! He did the same shit with Sanheim.

I also liked the “I don’t care for the Frost detractors or fanboys” line. Thank you for beating us simpletons over the head with your powers of objectivity!

“I don’t care for Frost detractors.”

*one tweet later*

“So let me tell you why Frost is bad at literally everything…”

 

[Striiker]

He gets paid for this

 

[Rebels57]

He gets paid for this

The National suck too. Match made in heaven.

 

[Striiker]

The National suck too. Match made in heaven.

I have no clue who they are or if I’ve ever heard any of their songs.

Between this guy and Meltzer… the offseason starts and they immediately start spamming music tweets as if anyone on this planet follows them for their personal thoughts and opinions, instead of solely for their team access.

 

[Rebels57]

I have no clue who they are or if I’ve ever heard any of their songs.

Between this guy and Meltzer… the offseason starts and they immediately start spamming music tweets as if anyone on this planet follows them for their personal thoughts and opinions, instead of solely for their team access.

Its men in their 40s and 50s singing depressing ass songs. Perfect for those two.

 

[Magua]

Its men in their 40s and 50s singing depressing ass songs. Perfect for those two.

I listened to 3 songs for 30 seconds, and they all sounded the same.

 

[TB87]

I listened to 3 songs for 30 seconds, and they all sounded the same.

I genuinely used to listen to their music when I was having bouts of Insomnia. It helped actually. That’s not, in any way, a compliment on their music.