Speculation: Roster Building Thread - Part XXII

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Houston or KC make the most sense. Realistic markets that can support an NHL team and the league can keep them in the central

Portland would be an instant rivalry with Seattle. Those 2 cities have had sports rivalries though the decades, and they could share an arena with the Trailblazers.

Houston would work as well, of course.
 
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I've sat here eating chips and deep in thought about jack's tweet. The 4D chess move here for Jack is to substantiate the cheesiest claim about mental health issues as a result of the ongoing feud between the player and the team over a life changing procedure he is being denied.

"We submit this tweet dated August 19th 2021 at 1:47PM by my client, an emoticon indicating immense anguish. The truth could not be clearer. We wish file a grievance and ask for the contract which binds my client's health and quality of life freedoms to be terminated so he can recover both physically and mentally."

I'm so out of it today, that I initially read this as you eating "chips and deep." For a good ten seconds, I was all "why is he spelling dip that way? And now I want chips and dip." It's been a day, haha.
 
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Portland would be an instant rivalry with Seattle. Those 2 cities have had sports rivalries though the decades, and they could share an arena with the Trailblazers.

Houston would work as well, of course.

Mystery, Alaska should finally get a team. Barring that, you could put a team in Intercourse, PA. Attendance would be shit, but if they got creative enough with the team name and the marketing, they'd instantly be the highest selling jersey of all time, particularly among the coveted 13-25 year old male demographic. :sarcasm:
 
Portland would be an instant rivalry with Seattle. Those 2 cities have had sports rivalries though the decades, and they could share an arena with the Trailblazers.

Houston would work as well, of course.

I know they’ve had minors hockey. Is there enough of a hockey community out there to support a team? I have no idea... hockey just isn’t the first thing to come to mind when I hear Portland.
 
Nome, Alaska.

They can be called the Nome Gnome’s.
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Quebec would be nice. Plus they have a sick arena ready to go. I was there last year, before
Covid hit, for the annual Pee wee championships and spent almost 2 weeks going to that arena.
 
Mystery, Alaska should finally get a team. Barring that, you could put a team in Intercourse, PA. Attendance would be shit, but if they got creative enough with the team name and the marketing, they'd instantly be the highest selling jersey of all time, particularly among the coveted 13-25 year old male demographic. :sarcasm:
If they were moving to an eastern town with a humorously sexual name, my vote would be for:

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Arizona to Quebec makes the most sense...instant rivalries with Montreal, Toronto and Ottawa, and with Montreal having a lineup for season tickets and game day tickets they would get enough overflow even if they werent the main team in the province. Being in Eastern Canada id love to see a team here but i doubt its happening. Halifax would be great but can't see it ever happening due to what I'd assume as low corporate sponsorship.
 
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