OT: Relationship Advice Thread

[LokiDog]

Just give me control of your dating profile. I’ll get you the first one on the house. After that it’s $100 per date.

 

[Harbour Dog]

Just like that, a business was born.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Just give me control of your dating profile. I’ll get you the first one on the house. After that it’s $100 per date.

That's actually not bad. If you do a matchmaking service it's like $500+ per date.

 

[LokiDog]

That's actually not bad. If you do a matchmaking service it's like $500+ per date.

Oh no, I’ll do it much cheaper. $100 per date or five for $350. Is this is a viable business? I bet I could get better results than some of these services.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Oh no, I’ll do it much cheaper. $100 per date or five for $350. Is this is a viable business? I bet I could get better results than some of these services.

I don't know how serious you are, haha, but it probably won't work when they get on a date and expect Don Juan and end up getting this guy.

 

[LokiDog]

I don't know how serious you are, haha, but it probably won't work when they get on a date and expect Don Juan and end up getting this guy.

Nah, I think I could play to the strengths of the person I’m working for and have solid success. I’m intrigued. I’ve been talking extensively about starting my own business, I just thought it was going to be a flooring business.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Nah, I think I could play to the strengths of the person I’m working for and have solid success. I’m intrigued. I’ve been talking extensively about starting my own business, I just thought it was going to be a flooring business.

How would you get access to my profile?

 

[will1066]

How would you get access to my profile?

Login info

 

[will1066]

Nah, I think I could play to the strengths of the person I’m working for and have solid success. I’m intrigued. I’ve been talking extensively about starting my own business, I just thought it was going to be a flooring business.

You went from Lumber Liquidators to Lover Liquidators.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Login info

Makes sense, I forgot there was login info, haha. I think this works better on sites where you message first. On bumble you're kind of at the mercy of the woman.

 

[East Coast Bias]

Just give me control of your dating profile. I’ll get you the first one on the house. After that it’s $100 per date.

this is the plot to like 50% of movies made in the late 90s (sans the online part)

 

[LokiDog]

this is the plot to like 50% of movies made in the late 90s (sans the online part)

Well those movies are ripe for a modernized remake, apparently.

 

[will1066]

Well those movies are ripe for a modernized remake, apparently.

Hitch, the reboot

 

[LokiDog]

You went from Lumber Liquidators to Lover Liquidators.

There’s some cross over between the lumber business and the love making business.

I can lay a new hardwood floor for you by day and get you laid that night.

 

[LokiDog]

Makes sense, I forgot there was login info, haha. I think this works better on sites where you message first. On bumble you're kind of at the mercy of the woman.

Hinge is where it’s at. Tinder is too low rent. Bumble is too dependent on the women to make a move. Hinge is a gold mine for meeting people that at least have potential. Not that I didn’t make a living on Tinder. But I also put tinfoil over a plate to avoid doing a dish sometimes, and I’ve been told I’m a unscrupulous savage.

 

[LokiDog]

Okay… but real talk, I’m trying to start a flooring business. It’s a trade I’ve known since I was a kid, helping my uncle in the summers and I don’t think I’m ever going to be satisfied working for someone else. I’d rather work triple the hours and be my own master. So I’m very likely going to take the plunge and start my own flooring business, back in NY. Anyone in need of service in 2022?

 

[LokiDog]

Also… in case any of you were wondering, my LotR gif game was instrumental in my years of dating success…

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Hinge is where it’s at. Tinder is too low rent. Bumble is too dependent on the women to make a move. Hinge is a gold mine for meeting people that at least have potential. Not that I didn’t make a living on Tinder. But I also put tinfoil over a plate to avoid doing a dish sometimes, and I’ve been told I’m a unscrupulous savage.

I've heard great things about Hinge. I'll make sure to sign up there.

Bumble either attracts the most beautiful women or has an algorithm that only shows you the beautiful women. It's amazing marketing either way and is therefore a trap for me.

 

[Rangerfan4life90]

I've heard great things about Hinge. I'll make sure to sign up there.

Bumble either attracts the most beautiful women or has an algorithm that only shows you the beautiful women. It's amazing marketing either way and is therefore a trap for me.

The apps I would recommend nowadays are Coffee Meets Bagel & Hinge. A lot of quality women on there. My last two girlfriends, I've met on Hinge, and my current one from Coffee Meets Bagel.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

The apps I would recommend nowadays are Coffee Meets Bagel & Hinge. A lot of quality women on there. My last two girlfriends, I've met on Hinge, and my current one from Coffee Meets Bagel.

Thanks, I was on CMB a bit when I was fat. Though I had photos that were kind of deceiving (yeah I know it's f***ed up).

 

[duhmetreE]

How have I missed this thread

 

[duhmetreE]

Okay… but real talk, I’m trying to start a flooring business. It’s a trade I’ve known since I was a kid, helping my uncle in the summers and I don’t think I’m ever going to be satisfied working for someone else. I’d rather work triple the hours and be my own master. So I’m very likely going to take the plunge and start my own flooring business, back in NY. Anyone in need of service in 2022?

you sure?

 

[duhmetreE]

Thanks, I was on CMB a bit when I was fat. Though I had photos that were kind of deceiving (yeah I know it's f***ed up).

what do you do outside of the house? what are your hobbies?

 

[LokiDog]

you sure?

Only reason we want to return is because it’s the only place in the country we have friends/family and as first time parents it seems we can either do this completely isolated from everyone on the west coast or we can have a big support system back east. Being the first to provide grand children, we’re guaranteed favoritism, unlimited babysitting, etc.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

what do you do outside of the house? what are your hobbies?

I used to do improv before the pandemic. Otherwise I don't have many super interesting hobbies outside of the house.