Rayzor Burns: A Collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

[brian_griffin]

I just want to say "Nice Job" to the United Way silent auction. My last second bid got "acrost", and now I am the proud owner of a signed Rob Ray jersey.

Kudos to you. Be careful, though, if you're ever in an altercation. That thing will magically rise up over your head and be on the ground in no time.

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

Dun-please-leavy stinks on ice, no pun intended. Don't like him. He's a cornball like almost every other color commentator around the league. Buffalo deserves better, he's an awful successor to one of the most admired to ever call a pro game.

Richard Cheese... Cough, cough..

Edit: he reminds me of p-ham, another awful announcer. He rarely knows the player names, misses crucial calls, and is indifferent to actions by or against the Sabres. Is this guy even from North America? Couldn't tell..

 

[Sansbacon]

12/6/14 BUF-FLA

"In the most case, Florida's been initiating the contract"

 

[swordfan23]

Josh George

 

[jBuds]

12/6/14 BUF-FLA

"In the most case, Florida's been initiating the contract"

Love this

 

[Irving Zisman]

12/6/14 BUF-FLA

"In the most case, Florida's been initiating the contract"

That is outstanding

 

[Sansbacon]

12.11.14 CGY-BUF

"Need to have generate a little more, BUT, nnn most cases, decent in the defensive zone and continue to be aggrAssive and that's what you like/want."

 

[NotABadPeriod]

Karri Ramo = "Ram-a"

 

[Zip15]

After Gionta left the ice gingerly:

"He dung himself up there a little."

 

[26CornerBlitz]

Gionta dung himself up.

 

[Timbo Slice]

This thread never fails to make me break down laughing. I wonder how much Rayzor gets paid.

 

[jBuds]

The noise he lets out when Ennis scores on that backhand after the spin. It's priceless

 

[SamuraiArt]

"Moulson gives him a little poke. Ekblak re-attituded to it"

 

[ZeroPT*]

Ekblak the #1 pick of the 2014th NHL draft.

 

[LottoPlease]

rayzor burns deserve playback

Youtube hello

 

[Bps21*]

Anytime I'm feeling blue I just open this thread and am laughing by the time I hit the third or fourth line of the thread.

This thread may be the cure for all illnesses, depressions and moods.

 

[jBuds]

Jhoner Ennis!

 

[Demon Eyes]

should get some jersey's made up with those names.

 

[ZeroPT*]

By seasons end we need to make a poem with these

 

[Ness]

12/13/14 FLA

"That was a nice pass by Birmingham"

(It was a nice pass by Bergenheim)

 

[Sansbacon]

12/15/14 OTT

"Two Sousand and Seven"

 

[Ralonzo]

"Everyone standing watching and not eliminating"

 

[Ralonzo]

wrong thread, will edit this in a few minutes

 

[joshjull]

Tire Myers

 

[cramdizzl]

Rob asks trivia question.

RJ answers... Waits... waits... "Am I right?"

Rob: "I don't know."

Edit: Post #1500, Woo