Rayzor Burns: A Collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

[26CornerBlitz]

Now that is hilarious!

 

[SnuggaRUDE]

Can we get Rayzor cast in the new Trailer Park Boys film?

 

[Paxon]

Someone will grab that for their avatar

If someone did want it, I could lay the text out differently (such as at the bottom).

It's painful to watch these ex-goons try to articulate their thoughts on the spot.

Yeah, I don't think May has anything better to say than Ray, perhaps even less so, though he speaks better.

 

[Zip15]

I woke up my wife this morning laughing at the quotes in the OP.

 

[Deevo]

Can we get Rayzor cast in the new Trailer Park Boys film?

My roommate works on the set of TPB. I'll get him to put in a good word

 

[Lessavyfav]

He had a nice one yesterday. He said something about the Capitals players coming hard from behind the player. Then added something about breathing down the players neck. I dont have the entire qoute unfortunately

 

[Paxon]

Can we get Rayzor cast in the new Trailer Park Boys film?

It's already out, as is the new season! They're under contract for one more season though, so let's get Rayzor in there.

 

[SnuggaRUDE]

It's already out, as is the new season! They're under contract for one more season though, so let's get Rayzor in there.

There's some legit Rickyisms in there:


there was only ONE opportunity! and the second one went in

can't afford a free opportunities

kind of inalertently

 

[Tapu Coco]

I highly considered bumping this thread last year. Why didn't we keep it going?

Regardless, good to see it back and can't wait for future additions

 

[brian_griffin]

I hope it's a few decades from now, but on his tombstone, below his name and dates, it needs to read "Nice Job".

 

[JThorne]

Everyone should already know my feelings on the lunkhead.

 

[Paxon]

Situations = "sitchilations"

 

[TragicallySabres]

Damn, Rob beat me to it! "Situalations" ...what haha. Rayzor is in midseason form already.

 

[Sansbacon]

He called Anisimov:

Anna me soff.

 

[Jacob582]

"Conditional" when talking about physical conditioning.

 

[jBuds]

Collackasen = Cam Atkinson

He said it so fast I don't even think he thought about saying the first and last name. He just made a noise.

 

[jBuds]

I hope it's a few decades from now, but on his tombstone, below his name and dates, it needs to read "Nice Job".

More correctly:

"Made a greet job"

 

[Afino]

"You do not do something with your stick to another player in the groin area. That's not right."

 

[cardiffgiant]

I hope it's a few decades from now, but on his tombstone, below his name and dates, it needs to read "Nice Job".

"Doin a nice job down low"

 

[C Note]

Who is this "geerginsons" guy he keeps speaking of?

 

[ZeroPT*]

Andrew Saad is pretty good. Go to the 33 second mark

 

[Man of Principles]

"Can't have a three goal lead here in the third first."

 

[Fearnot]

"Can't let'em get a 3 goal lead in the third errr... first." Damn beat me

 

[Man of Principles]

"Can't let'em get a 3 goal lead in the third errr... first." Damn beat me

I literally said "Rayzor Burns" out loud as soon as he said it.

 

[ForsakenSabre]

"The puck goes off the post then Mike Weber and then the post"