Rasmus Ristolainen: The $5M, 0 percentile defenseman

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VladDrag

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It triggers me, as there isn't a single member I can find that does not get them, but hold the lettuce, its so weird.

And I'm a lettuce guy.

Risto in Buffalo is like lettuce in a quesadilla, let's hope we can hold the lettuce while he is in Philly and no early extension.
I know I am a month late to this, but what constitutes a lettuce guy?
 

Hanover Fist

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This deal has the potential to be much worse. We don't know if the 1st is going to be a player. There's two 2nds still out there plus there's the incoming extension.
It’s a bad trade but you’ll never know exactly how bad unless of course you know what players the Flyers were going to take with their pics. The price was definitely too high for a scratch off ticket that already had most of it scratched off.
 
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Magua

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When do we see the good?

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Beef Invictus

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Rasmus Ristolainen plays with the urgency of an old woman feeding pigeons on a Sunday afternoon, the processing speed of a dusty 90s desktop, and the control and mastery of a medieval serf. It hurts my insides watching him hockey.

My favorite was when a puck was dumped past him and he chased it for a few strides, then stopped skating for a beat, and only restarted when he realized Lucic was in fact going to try to go get it.

I can't understand what the mental process possibly could have been.
 
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Fight4yourRight

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Biggest disappointment with Risto is his complete lack of offensive chops as well. The guy literally does nothing well. Thought he’d be at least able to get some shots in from the point occasionally or just make some plays to keep the puck in the other zone. Pretty horrible. Not even being that physical either.
 

Striiker

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Would love to know what Fletcher is feeling 7 games into the year.

Ristolainen does not anticipate plays at all. He is all about reacting.
He's over the moon...

They're 4-2-1, Ristolainen has looked like the prime Ristolainen that Chucky has coveted for years, and the casual fanbase is absolutely thrilled with all the new additions and how the teams looked so far.

He's thinking his offseason was a massive success. Our goals against per game is down to 2.82 from 3.46 last year. Officially no longer #PoorDefensively.
 

deadhead

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Sanheim sucks as much as Risto, not just this year, but the 2019-20 playoffs and 2020-21.
I'm keeping a close eye on York, Zamula, Hogberg, Wylie, St Ivany and Attard.
 

deadhead

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why? None of them will get a chance.

Sanheim gets repeated chances, so I'll bet they'll get theirs.
Heck, NAK was brain dead last year, and got another shot this year, played himself out of a lineup for Brown.
At some point, it's the player's fault.
 

Beef Invictus

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Sanheim gets repeated chances, so I'll bet they'll get theirs.
Heck, NAK was brain dead last year, and got another shot this year, played himself out of a lineup for Brown.
At some point, it's the player's fault.

Over who? And why do we want them to play with someone as horrendous as Risto? He's the guy who should be out of the lineup. The scapegoating of Sanheim was inevitable, I guess. He doesn't fit the idiotic Flyers mold that has produced decades of failure but they remain devoted to.
 

Beef Invictus

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We should not be confident that anyone will give us a first back for Risto. First, Fletcher is probably in too deep on this one to do anything but extend.


But more importantly, his value in the offseason was fueled by dumbass Hockeyguys GMs who convinced themselves that the problem with Risto was playing in Buffalo, and that they could fix him. That fantasy is gone. He doesn't suck because he was in Buffalo. He sucks because he sucks.
 

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This is a depressing thread....

Cuk Flechter is a complete idiot....surprised he didn't throw in his first born in that massively short-sighted package.
Talk about 2 radically different gm's.
One gm get cheap players like Niang and Andre and makes our bench so much better.
The other gm has hits (Cam is a hit)
The other gm gets cheap players like Nate and overpays a truckload for Risto.
 
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