GDT: Rangers vs Caps - "FUUUUUTUUUUUUUUURRREEEE" Edition - 3-26-18 - 7:30pm ET

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Pavel Brendl 2.0 confirmed

Chytil has 2 (about to be 3) NHL games with the NYR under his belt. Already better than Brendl.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

Idk if anyone has mentioned it or kept an eye on it, but Chytil’s put on some weight this season. I think he was listed at ~190 at the draft and he’s listed at 202 on the Rangers site.

Our beautiful boy is growing before our eyes

Soon, he'll be apart of the #bigboysonly club

I cant wait

 

[Irishguy42]

It's Brady Skjei's birthday today.

Hope he has a great game and then goes celebrate in style.

 

[Machinehead]

This team sucks.

Hope Ovechkin scores twice on the PP and then watch Holtby make 45 saves.

They're basically the 2015-16 Rangers.

 

[Machinehead]

Those numbers....

 

[Machinehead]

TWO Russians on the 4th line.

AV has realized a dream.

 

[Bob Richards]

Those numbers....

Love em. Not everyone can be 91

 

[Thirty One]

Did anyone here buy a Kasparaitis #72 jersey?

 

[Machinehead]

Here's how I see it going.

Rangers and Caps go to OT tied 2-2 with goals from Chytil and Andersson. Shots are 96-90. Buchnevich and Namestniov play 12 seconds each.

As OT begins, Chytil gets on the mic and says "we're taking over!" Suddenly, Lundqvist hits the ice and takes out Georgiev from behind. Ovechkin scores into the empty net.

Hank high-fives Chytil and Andersson and rips off his Rangers jersey to reveal a Tank World Order shirt. The three of them proceed to beat down AV as Sam screams "He's the third man, Joe! Let's go to the Papa John's third man replay!!"

 

[Thirty One]

Here's how I see it going.

Rangers and Caps go to OT tied 2-2 with goals from Chytil and Andersson. Shots are 96-90. Buchnevich and Namestniov play 12 seconds each.

As OT begins, Chytil gets on the mic and says "we're taking over!" Suddenly, Lundqvist hits the ice and takes out Georgiev from behind. Ovechkin scores into the empty net.

Hank high-fives Chytil and Andersson and rips off his Rangers jersey to reveal a Tank World Order shirt. The three of them proceed to beat down AV as Sam screams "He's the third man, Joe! Let's go to the Papa John's third man replay!!"

Seems improbable.

 

[Irishguy42]

Here's how I see it going.

Rangers and Caps go to OT tied 2-2 with goals from Chytil and Andersson. Shots are 96-90. Buchnevich and Namestniov play 12 seconds each.

As OT begins, Chytil gets on the mic and says "we're taking over!" Suddenly, Lundqvist hits the ice and takes out Georgiev from behind. Ovechkin scores into the empty net.

Hank high-fives Chytil and Andersson and rips off his Rangers jersey to reveal a Tank World Order shirt. The three of them proceed to beat down AV as Sam screams "He's the third man, Joe! Let's go to the Papa John's third man replay!!"

 

[Siddi]

Here's how I see it going.

Rangers and Caps go to OT tied 2-2 with goals from Chytil and Andersson. Shots are 96-90. Buchnevich and Namestniov play 12 seconds each.

As OT begins, Chytil gets on the mic and says "we're taking over!" Suddenly, Lundqvist hits the ice and takes out Georgiev from behind. Ovechkin scores into the empty net.

Hank high-fives Chytil and Andersson and rips off his Rangers jersey to reveal a Tank World Order shirt. The three of them proceed to beat down AV as Sam screams "He's the third man, Joe! Let's go to the Papa John's third man replay!!"

You are damaged my friend

 

[FireGerardGallant]

 

[FoxysExpensiveNYDigs]

Here's how I see it going.

Rangers and Caps go to OT tied 2-2 with goals from Chytil and Andersson. Shots are 96-90. Buchnevich and Namestniov play 12 seconds each.

As OT begins, Chytil gets on the mic and says "we're taking over!" Suddenly, Lundqvist hits the ice and takes out Georgiev from behind. Ovechkin scores into the empty net.

Hank high-fives Chytil and Andersson and rips off his Rangers jersey to reveal a Tank World Order shirt. The three of them proceed to beat down AV as Sam screams "He's the third man, Joe! Let's go to the Papa John's third man replay!!"

Disappointed you don't have AV getting destroyed through multiple tables

 

[Machinehead]

Disappointed you don't have AV getting destroyed through multiple tables

Gotta save some for Wrestlemania

 

[aufheben]

This team sucks.

Hope Ovechkin scores twice on the PP and then watch Holtby make 45 saves.

They're basically the 2015-16 Rangers.

I don't think Holtby has made even 45 saves this season.

 

[Machinehead]

I don't think Holtby has made even 45 saves this season.

Holtby, Grubauer, Vokoun...

Barry Trotz hockey.

 

[Harbour Dog]

I'm excited. Gotta believe that AV has been given instructions to play the our two darlings through whatever rookie mistakes may come too.

 

[aufheben]

Holtby, Grubauer, Vokoun...

Barry Trotz hockey.

How the hell does Holtby have 31 wins with such garbage stats? Do they just pull him after the 1st period every night?

 

[Leonardo87]

Here's how I see it going.

Rangers and Caps go to OT tied 2-2 with goals from Chytil and Andersson. Shots are 96-90. Buchnevich and Namestniov play 12 seconds each.

As OT begins, Chytil gets on the mic and says "we're taking over!" Suddenly, Lundqvist hits the ice and takes out Georgiev from behind. Ovechkin scores into the empty net.

Hank high-fives Chytil and Andersson and rips off his Rangers jersey to reveal a Tank World Order shirt. The three of them proceed to beat down AV as Sam screams "He's the third man, Joe! Let's go to the Papa John's third man replay!!"

You had me at Papa John’s.

 

[Rongomania]

This is exactly what I envisioned as I read MH’s post. Dying.

 

[Jabroni]

Gotta save some for Wrestlemania

Tankamania*

 

[kovazub94]

TWO Russians on the 4th line.

AV has realized a dream.

Giorgiev on a wing to complete the set, McLeod in the net for the tank.

 

[Machinehead]

How the hell does Holtby have 31 wins with such garbage stats? Do they just pull him after the 1st period every night?

That's also the answer to "how the hell does this shithole have 95 points?"

They also got many of those points during a 20-game PDO coke binge like Columbus last year.

They won 12 in a row and then 3 or 4 more after that IIRC?

 

[Rongomania]

On a semi-related note - Can one of you geniuses also make a DX crop with Filip & Lias as the new age outlaws???