I really don't think it's unrealistic to sell this deadline, retool in the offseason, get younger, and still try to compete with this core next year.
Here's my stab at it. We can bicker about the specifics if you want

, but it's just a framework
This deadline
Jake (50%) + Noel 'The Key' Acciari for Foegele, Beau Akey, 2024 1st round pick and 2025 2nd round pick - Changed the proposal from a 3rd to a 2nd since Foegele is a UFA, but I added Acciari, so I think that's a fair trade off. If they can't take on Acciari for cap reasons, they can send us Janmark. Basically equivalent players, but Janmark is a UFA and clears Acciari from the Pens books for next year. -
Have a handshake agreement to re-sign Jake, that's important.
Smith to Vegas for our 3rd back
Ned for a pick
Maybe some team is desperate for some veteran leadership, Carter (50%) for a 4th.
This is not a lot of moves, so it's very reasonable, doesn't affect next year's team much, and gets us some picks. Could also trade Eller and probably get a 2nd or 3rd, but I would like him back next year.
Next Year
First, fire Sullivan. Obviously.
1. Re-sign Jake as agreed ($9M)
2. Re-sign Foegele ($3M, just using him as an example since he's being discussed, but I do like the physicality and goal scoring potential)
3. Sign MAF ($1M, should be cheap as he's 40 years old and the reunion angle, no controversy with Yinzer Nation who should be starting at this point and they'll just be happy to see him smiling on the bench, and his stats don't look too bad in comparison to Gus, so it's likely the Wild just suck defensively).
4. Sign all the RFA to ~900k bridge deals. Puusy, Poulin, Bemstrom, POJ, Ty Smith
Guentzel - Crosby - Rust
XXX - Malkin - Puusy
DOC - Poulin - Rakell
Bemstrom - Eller - Foegele
Nieto-Poolparty
Petts - Letang
Graves - Karlsson
POJ - Ludvig
Smith
Jarry
MAF
With a $87.7M cap, this team would have $6.8M to fill the XXX. Or you could not sign Foegele and have nearly $10M in cap to address whatever else you want. Or you could look to trade Rakell and have a boatload of cap space.
I think that team potentially has a lot of depth and interchangeability. Puusy falters or you can't find anyone to fill the XXX? You have Rakell and DOC you could bump up. Poulin isn't quite ready, you can bump Eller up. Bemstrom, Nieto, and Poolparty are kind of interchangeable. POJ or Ludvig falter you have Ty Smith who has shown he can play both sides.
And you're giving more opportunity to younger guys while still giving the core a chance. That's my ultimate goal for next year (assuming the coach is taken care of).
If things go south again next year, you can trade Petts, Eller, Rakell, Rust after the season, Karlsson will probably want out, Graves if you can, whoever XXX is, etc. Eventually Jake will probably want out too. So in the end you're still starting the rebuild, just a little bit later, but at least you gave the core 1 more chance with a new coach.
And if it works and they make the playoffs, great.