GDT: Pens 2024 Trade Deadline Thread: Jake Shake Talk here

[Jaded-Fan]

Yes. I type in a really staccato way, and I find myself wanting to edit messages 15 times after I post, but after someone’s read a message once, they’re probably not rechecking to see if it’s edited, so sometimes I just quote myself.

Jaded-Fan says that he approves.

 

[IcedCapp]

Jaded-Fan says that he approves.

That’s all I’ve ever wanted

 

[HandshakeLine]

It's wild that we can't trade anyone else until we trade Jake.

 

[CascadiaPenguin]

Hurts my feelings.

You're right, that was uncalled for.

 

[Le Magnifique 66]

According to Friedman, no one wants Eller.

To be honest, it's not really surprising. Only MS wanted him. He will be 35.
Hopefully he has a crazy ass season next year and will be traded at next year's deadline

 

[Turin]

I’d much rather cheer for Guentzel in Carolina than NY, even if the Canes fans are losers who are too scared of relocation rumours in 15 years to want to pay the price to win one of these years.

 

[Ulf5]

Going to predict Jake AND MP to the Canes. Together.

 

[Mr. T]

I respect that this board currently is exuding the energy of Dirk Diggler right before Jack fired him.

 

[Turin]

Going to predict Jake AND MP to the Canes. Together.

Nikishin or bust

 

[deakka]

Going to predict Jake AND MP to the Canes. Together.

Better be a huge return then!

 

[EVGENIMERLIN]

Going to predict Jake AND MP to the Canes. Together.

Works for me but I want Nish and Jarvis or Necas +

 

[Andy99]

This has just been an epic waste of my Thursday…going to the dog park because it’s clear the only player we’re trading is Jake and that won’t happen until tomorrow lol

 

[Empoleon8771]

Sounds like Kaplan thinks the Rangers have offered Othmann and a 1st for Guentzel.

 

[IcedCapp]

Sounds like Kaplan thinks the Rangers have offered Othmann and a 1st for Guentzel.

Too bad. Once a reporter say it, it’s binding.

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

New prediction is once the deal is in place Guentzel gives KD the middle finger and puts all potential suitors on his 10 team NTC

 

[Empoleon8771]

Please end this nonsense.

 

[Turin]

Please end this nonsense.

I feel like we have to relearn every year that this guy actually sucks

 

[66-30-33]

Please end this nonsense.

Feels like all they say is all these teams interested, teams backing out, all these teams interested, teams backing out, etc.

 

[Empoleon8771]

I feel like we have to relearn every year that this guy actually sucks

I'm like 95% sure Friedman effectively said the same thing like 4 hours ago.

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

Feels like all they say is all these teams interested, teams backing out, all these teams interested, teams backing out, etc.

Bc these clowns don’t know shit. Friedman does all his 32 thoughts “speculation” during the season but knows how to shut up during TDL week.

 

[Pens1566]

All these blue check f***ers just throwing shit at the wall to drive up engagement so their monthly check from Phony Stark has more spaces to the left of the decimal.

 

[Turin]

I'm like 95% sure Friedman effectively said the same thing like 4 hours ago.

I’ve seen 400 tweets about how the price is too rich for Van since Tuesday

 

[Malkinstheman]

I remember Pagnotta actually calling stuff during the Vegas expansion draft but recently it just seems like he passes off his analysis as news.

 

[Jaded-Fan]

Taking all this reporting with a grain of salt.

But that said, talk like we are hearing is getting everyone's hopes up. If Dubas doesn't maximize the return everyone will be crushed.

Unreasonably. Because again, we are relying on reporting which is hit and miss.

 

[pistolpete11]

I'm surprised nobody would be interested in Eller. Guess it's the extra year.

If they can't get like a 2nd out of him, then I'd rather just bring him back anyway. He's been great and they can try it again next year when he'll be a pure rental.