Salary Cap: Pens 2024 Summer Thread: "Thus, knocking us out of these superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow a non-playoff bound gap!"

[Andy99]

lol Kyle is going to balk because he doesn't like the offers and we're gonna be stuck holding the bag, huh?

More like everyone else knows Jarry sucks/ is injured too and they’re not interested lol

 

[Gurglesons]

More like everyone else knows Jarry sucks/ is injured too and they’re not interested lol

Be patient. Look at the haul he got for Guentzel.

Plus this is the guy who traded a 1st to get rid of Patrick Marleau and Mrazek.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Be patient. Look at the haul he got for Guentzel.

Plus this is the guy who traded a 1st to get rid of Patrick Marleau and Mrazek.

Off the top of my head, wasn't that pick used to draft Necas?

 

[Gurglesons]

Off the top of my head, wasn't that pick used to draft Necas?

Jarvis.

Mrazek 1st was Sam Rinzel, Toronto got a 2nd in the deal back which was Mitten tho.

 

[66-30-33]

Gibson to Wings? where do I sign!

 

[66-30-33]

More like everyone else knows Jarry sucks/ is injured too and they’re not interested lol

Or nobody is worth anything except cap dumps on the Pens, at least that's what I gather from hfboards.

 

[Pancakes]

That's because he was right there shitposting with me about Jagr, Mario etc. before the cycle even started over again lol

Also I WILL say this... pancakes are superior to waffles but the way syrup is used with BOTH is obscene and disgusting. And waffles hold up better under the buckets of syrup than pancakes do... which turns into this sappy bread mush that's basically just sugar porridge.

Just pour a big glass of the stuff and chug it down you buncha weirdos geez. What are you part ant or something?

I like syrup but I'm not the type to drown my pancakes (or waffles) in them. You gotta get just the right balance of syrup/butter on the pancake so you don't make em soggy.

 

[Gurglesons]

Gibson to Wings? where do I sign!

I saw what you said, first.

 

[Tom Hanks]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1805712475557707955

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Jarvis.

Mrazek 1st was Sam Rinzel, Toronto got a 2nd in the deal back which was Mitten tho.

Dahhh, I knew it was one of them.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I like syrup but I'm not the type to drown my pancakes (or waffles) in them. You gotta get just the right balance of syrup/butter on the pancake so you don't make em soggy.

Word. I just don't understand why anyone would want soggy syrup mush. It doesn't help that I think maple syrup is kinda gross. It seems like a nice sweet treat if you like... lived during the Depression. Like saltwater taffy or something. We have better options, now.

When I do pancakes I just like a little butter and maybe a dab of honey.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Word. I just don't understand why anyone would want soggy syrup mush. It doesn't help that I think maple syrup is kinda gross. It seems like a nice sweet treat if you like... lived during the Depression. Like saltwater taffy or something. We have better options, now.

When I do pancakes I just like a little butter and maybe a dab of honey.

 

[Gurglesons]

Word. I just don't understand why anyone would want soggy syrup mush. It doesn't help that I think maple syrup is kinda gross. It seems like a nice sweet treat if you like... lived during the Depression. Like saltwater taffy or something. We have better options, now.

When I do pancakes I just like a little butter and maybe a dab of honey.

Trying to be fake European eh?

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

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Seriously you aren't allowed to leave again OK?

Trying to be fake European eh?

IT'S NOT A PURSE IT'S A EUROPEAN CARRYALL!

 

[66-30-33]

I saw what you said, first.

I saw the twitter name and thought it meant Flyers, I need to read.

 

[Tom Hanks]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1805738988072059309

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

Doesn't Trouba have a pretty restrictive NMC, and didn't he force himself to NYC because his wife is from there?

 

[Empoleon8771]

Doesn't Trouba have a pretty restrictive NMC, and didn't he force himself to NYC because his wife is from there?

Trouba is from Detroit and Detroit was one of the teams he was interested in going to a few years ago.

 

[Lustaf]

Doesn't Trouba have a pretty restrictive NMC, and didn't he force himself to NYC because his wife is from there?

Let's be real.

His wife wanted out of Winnipeg

 

[Malkinstheman]

Doesn't Trouba have a pretty restrictive NMC, and didn't he force himself to NYC because his wife is from there?

From what I remember, Trouba didnt specifically ask for NYC. He wanted to go to a city with a good hospital where his GF could do her residency or whatever. Pens were in on him at the time as well.

 

[Gurglesons]

From what I remember, Trouba didnt specifically ask for NYC. He wanted to go to a city with a good hospital where his GF could do her residency or whatever. Pens were in on him at the time as well.

I’m pretty sure his wife is at NYU?

 

[Turin]

From what I remember, Trouba didnt specifically ask for NYC. He wanted to go to a city with a good hospital where his GF could do her residency or whatever. Pens were in on him at the time as well.

Pretty sure it was specifically NY because his wife was going to be working there. Could be wrong.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

When I do pancakes I just like a little butter and maybe a dab of honey.

Who hurt you?

From what I remember, Trouba didnt specifically ask for NYC. He wanted to go to a city with a good hospital where his GF could do her residency or whatever. Pens were in on him at the time as well.

Now it makes sense as to why he tries to send players to the hospital.

 

[Empoleon8771]

Yea, but that’s still the answer to why he got a big contract. He was, at one point, one of the best goalies in the league and young.

Yeah so was Matt Murray, though.

I'm trying to decide if I have the correct kind of autism to put together a 5000 word thesis on why John Gibson is terrible and post it on the main boards

 

[Turin]

Yeah so was Matt Murray, though.

I'm trying to decide if I have the correct kind of autism to put together a 5000 word thesis on why John Gibson is terrible and post it on the main boards

Sure... I never said he's worth it now, could be damaged goods who knows. I'm just saying that's why he got that contract. He had a case for being the best goalie in the league at a time.