Salary Cap: Pens 2024 Summer Thread: "Thus, knocking us out of these superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow a non-playoff bound gap!"

[Deport Ogie]

You need a landlord for a trash can?

EDIT: nvm

I'm glad you snuck that edit in because by God I was going to bring the thunder.

Stupid trades? Sleepy GM based schtick? Default antagonism? I can deal with all of these in my message board perusing but not knowing your muppets is where I draw a ****ing line, man.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

I can't quite tell if the name "Rutger McGroarty" is awful or amazing.

Sounds like the name of a dude in college who is trying to crush poon.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

How to get out of a 3.4mil cap hit for 2 more years

https://x.com/i/web/status/1805679628763513309

Walman, isn't he the bloke that scored an OTG against the Pens and hit the griddy?

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

I'm glad you snuck that edit in because by God I was going to bring the thunder.

Stupid trades? Sleepy GM based schtick? Default antagonism? I can deal with all of these in my message board perusing but not knowing your muppets is where I draw a ****ing line, man.

This is no place for inaccuracies.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I can't quite tell if the name "Rutger McGroarty" is awful or amazing.

I thought he was fantastic in Blade Runner, severely underrated actor.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Walman, isn't he the bloke that scored an OTG against the Pens and hit the griddy?

That's him, now he can wallow away in San Jose.

Hey! That rhymes!

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Walman, isn't he the bloke that scored an OTG against the Pens and hit the griddy?

What the country fried basket of shit biscuits is a "giddy"?

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Having to attached a 2nd to get out of Jake Walman tells me two things:

1: Detroit up to something, here comes the Jarry trade baby.....gird your loins right on up.
2: Walman is a better dman at a cheaper cost than Ryan Graves so....we have that.

Sadly this is the first thing I thought.

If Walman is worth a negative 2nd rounder then I guess we'd better get used to Graves.

I thought he was fantastic in Blade Runner, severely underrated actor.

I always liked him too.

His monologue in Bladerunner is a classic for good reason.

 

[MayorofWBS]

Who cares that he's named Rutger McGroarty if he's a good prospect, get him! It's not your name so stop worrying about it. I don't care if it's offending your delicate ears.

 

[Andy99]

You need a landlord for a trash can?

EDIT: nvm. Wrong Muppet.

Nobody got why I chose the Cookie Monster either, so don’t sweat it…Cookie’s real name is Sid, for those of you who don’t follow the muppets lol

Sounds like the name of a dude in college who is trying to crush poon.

Wasn’t that all of us though? Lol

 

[Tom Hanks]

Sadly this is the first thing I thought.

If Walman is worth a negative 2nd rounder then I guess we'd better get used to Graves.

I think it’s more they have something bigger brewing. Walman is actually worth his contract

 

[Gurglesons]

Barclay Goodrow - Costs nothing for SJS to take.
Jake Walman - Gonna need to give us a 2nd.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

Wasn’t that all of us though? Lol

Sir, I was there to learn.

I'm not, and have never been, cool.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Who cares that he's named Rutger McGroarty if he's a good prospect, get him! It's not your name so stop worrying about it. I don't care if it's offending your delicate ears.

Prospect names are every bit as important as their actual abilities.

A top notch nom de, uh... puck can take you from a 4th or 5th rounder all the way up to just outside the first round.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

Nobody got why I chose the Cookie Monster either, so don’t sweat it…Cookie’s real name is Sid, for those of you who don’t follow the muppets lol


Wasn’t that all of us though? Lol

Never knew you were such a Renaissance Man. Attorney, Pens Doomsdayer, AND Muppetophile.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I think it’s more they have something bigger brewing. Walman is actually worth his contract

Oh for sure. Still doesn't bode well though haha

I think that Jake shout is a good one. Could definitely see that.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Barclay Goodrow - Costs nothing for SJS to take.
Jake Walman - Gonna need to give us a 2nd.

Goodrow was a waiver pickup because of his trade clauses. He wouldn’t have agreed.

Edit: and he was reportedly pissed about it

 

[Malkinstheman]

Felt like Yzerman could do no wrong in Tampa. I have absolutely no clue what he's doing in Detroit. Most of his moves leave me scratching my head

 

[Honour Over Glory]

What the country fried basket of shit biscuits is a "giddy"?

 

[Tom Hanks]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1805689676264784306

 

[Turin]

Damn takes one bad season to punt on Walman? Glad we didn’t do that with guys like Pettersson

 

[Sideline]

Felt like Yzerman could do no wrong in Tampa. I have absolutely no clue what he's doing in Detroit. Most of his moves leave me scratching my head

I don't understand this one either. I know Raymond and Seider need contracts, but the Redwings had almost 30MM of space so that still leaves plenty of flexibility.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Is he having an epileptic seizure? or is he just a glorious winged pickle smootcher?

 

[Tom Hanks]

I don't understand this one either. I know Raymond and Seider need contracts, but the Redwings had almost 30MM of space so that still leaves plenty of flexibility.

Cap can disappear pretty quick

 

[Empoleon8771]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1805689676264784306

Trading a 2nd to get out of Walman's deal just to use that money on Gostisbehere is hilarious.