OT: One More Off Topic Off Season Thread

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree​

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree

A B.C. woman who has felt lonely for much of her life has found herself in a fulfilling new relationship — with a tree.

canoe.com

Thought I've seen it all, but now I know what I've apparently been missing in my life.

This woman must have discovered a tree with a large smooth branch.

“The self-intimacy guide” part of the story says it all. Another New Age lunatic that is trying to normalize nutty behaviour between her and her old oak tree. Morning wood is my I guess.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree​

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree

A B.C. woman who has felt lonely for much of her life has found herself in a fulfilling new relationship — with a tree.

canoe.com

Thought I've seen it all, but now I know what I've apparently been missing in my life.

This woman must have discovered a tree with a large smooth branch.

This takes having a woody to a whole new meaning.

 

[Stoneman89]

“The self-intimacy guide” part of the story says it all. Another New Age lunatic that is trying to normalize nutty behaviour between her and her old oak tree. Morning wood is my I guess.

"Tie your yellow panties round the old oak tree, it's been three long years, do you still want me?!"

Tony Orlando and Dawn would be proud.

 

[brentashton]

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree​

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree

A B.C. woman who has felt lonely for much of her life has found herself in a fulfilling new relationship — with a tree.

canoe.com

Thought I've seen it all, but now I know what I've apparently been missing in my life.

This woman must have discovered a tree with a large smooth branch.

there is so much to say here but I just got my like privileges back. I wish her, her sturdy oak boyfriend and his acorns all the best

 

[Bryanbryoil]

She should have to remove her own splinters. Please do not burden the medical professionals with her TreeD.

 

[brentashton]

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree​

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree

A B.C. woman who has felt lonely for much of her life has found herself in a fulfilling new relationship — with a tree.

canoe.com

Thought I've seen it all, but now I know what I've apparently been missing in my life.

This woman must have discovered a tree with a large smooth branch.

Using a tree as a dildo.

You know there’s a knotty (naughty) pine joke just waiting there, to get out.

I will leave now.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree​

‘Ecosexual’ woman embarks on ‘erotic’ relationship with oak tree

A B.C. woman who has felt lonely for much of her life has found herself in a fulfilling new relationship — with a tree.

canoe.com

Thought I've seen it all, but now I know what I've apparently been missing in my life.

This woman must have discovered a tree with a large smooth branch.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Someone told this person: "You're going to be a dancing pop tart". And he nailed it.

 

[Bryanbryoil]

Do you guys know anything about U7buy? Is it legit? My son wants to buy upgraded players for EA FC 24. Thanks!

 

[Ritchie Valens]

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Now Family Guy is getting into accurately predicting the future.

Santa looks eleven sheets to the wind pissed lol.

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[rboomercat90]

The dog in the blue sweater is a jerk.

 

[Stoneman89]

The dog in the blue sweater is a jerk.

Looks like a bunch of people scrambling for the last spicy chicken meal at Popeyes.

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[Senor Catface]

On mobile, is anyone else getting the fake Amazon looking ads that block the entire screen? It's offering some pans as a gift.

Clearly a fake ad, and if it was my PC I would say malware, but this on my iphone and stuff like that is super rare.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

This is how i would illustrate the NHL cap system to someone who's new to pro hockey.

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[Bryanbryoil]

Without the benefit of viagra. Strong like bull!

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[Bryanbryoil]

Sexual harassment lawsuit on the way from the owner of the Standard Poodle in 3....2....1....

 

[joestevens29]

Can't believe how bad this site is on the mobile phone. Pop ups non-stop now. Tried another phone as well and same thing.

 

[bellagiobob]

Can't believe how bad this site is on the mobile phone. Pop ups non-stop now. Tried another phone as well and same thing.

Try using Brave browser. No issues.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Can't believe how bad this site is on the mobile phone. Pop ups non-stop now. Tried another phone as well and same thing.

I just pay the $15 extortion “sponsor” fee.