Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
(With all due respect to songwriter Ed Mccurdy)
Last night I had the strangest dream
I ever dreamed before
I dreamed the world had all agreed
To put an end to war (Islander misery)
I dreamed I saw a mighty room
The room was filled with (competent) men
And the paper they were signing said
They'd never fight (suffer again as Isles fans)
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And I dreamed the following:
After the Olympic break we traded A-Mac to Boston for Malcolm Subban
Vanek changed his mind and signed the original deal offered by the team. He announced at the press conference that he changed his mind because his wife wanted to live in Great Neck instead of Minneapolis.
Brock Nelson scored in six consecutive games and the team announced he was staying at center the rest of the season
Frans Nielsen was traded at the deadline to Nashville for Roman Josi (it’s MY dream dammit . . .)
Ryan Strome was brought up to fill Frans’ position and scored at a half a point per game average for the rest of the season
Josh Bailey and Vis were sent to St. Louis for Chris Stewart and Ian Cole
At the draft we traded the #4 overall pick to Anaheim for Fredrik Andersson and their 1st (30th overall after winning the Cup and resigning Hiller)
After his junior season ended Griffin Reinhart was brought up for the final five games of the season and immediately made an impact, ending with 3 points and a plus-5. TSN announcers took note and immediately speculated that Toronto would offer either Kulemin and a 2nd or Clarkson straight up for him and that it might happen. TSN ratings take a nosedive a week later when Canadian viewers couldn’t stop laughing hard enough to turn the TV set back on. (Again, it’s MY dream dammit . . .)
In free agency Marion Gaborik agrees to a one year, $1,000,000 contract with the Isles to, in his own words ‘prove himself to his new team’. We also signed Nikita Nikitin to add size to the back end.
The start of the 2014-15 NHL season sees the Isles set an NHL record with 15 consecutive wins before once again struggling in November (not even in my dreams can we play better in November – LOL!). Then December 1st comes around and the team posts a 38-5-12 the rest of the season to win the regular season #1 seed, then coasts to a Moses Malone style 4-4-4-4 playoff run to win the Stanley Cup!
And giving Buffalo the 30th overall pick in the 2015 Draft
The 2014-15 Stanley Cup Champion NY Islanders!!
Andersson / Nabakov
CDH – Hamonic
Reinhart – Josi
Cole – Nikitin
Hickey/Donovan
Vanek / JT / Okposo
Lee / Nelson / Stewart
Grabs / Strome / Gaborik
MM / CC / C-Mac
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Unfortunately I woke up this morning and found out NONE of this has happened yet.