100% true, but to those that wear red colored glasses it’s not over yet
NHL standings: “Bring out your dead!” *pushing cart with the corpses of Arizona, Chicago, Philadelphia, Montreal, St Louis, Columbus*
Caps fans: “Here’s one —“
Some Caps fans: “I’m not dead!”
NHL standings: “Ay! He says he’s not dead!”
Caps fans: “Yes he is.”
Some Caps fans: “I’m not!”
NHL standings: “He isn’t?”
Caps fans: “Well… he will be soon; he’s very ill.”
Some Caps fans: “I’m getting better.”
Caps fans: “No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a minute.”
Some Caps fans: “I don’t want to go on the cart.”
Caps fans: “Oh don’t be such a baby.”
Some Caps fans: “I think I’ll go for a walk…”
Caps fans: “You’re not fooling anyone, you know.” *stares at NHL standings* “Look, isn’t there something you can do…”
*Caps fans and NHL standings look around to see if anyone is looking.”
Some Caps fans: “I feel happy! I feel happy!”
*NHL standings and Anthony Mantha pull out big wooden spoon and deliver a swift blow to the head of Some Caps fans. Throws dead team on cart.*
Caps fans: “Ah, thanks very much!”
NHL standings: “No problem at all, see you on Thursday.”
/end scene