NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[pit]

You guys aren't ready for my Maximum Chaos pick.

Run it by me and we'll see if you have the free will to select it or not.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Nike MAGS

Credit to @Starat327 for this pick.

@Ghosts Beer

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Fascists take the "Mike Milbury Shoe."

@ajgoal

 

[dragonoffrost]

Fascists take the "Mike Milbury Shoe."

@ajgoal

Excellently on brand

 

[BernieParent]

Fascists take the "Mike Milbury Shoe."

@ajgoal

Brilliant! Does it include the crushing heel of authority, though? I suppose jackboots wouldn't be acceptable under a 'shoe' category.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Brilliant! Does it include the crushing heel of authority, though? I suppose jackboots wouldn't be acceptable under a 'shoe' category.

I was prepared to take the German M1939 Marchstiefel jackboot, but when I thought of the Milbury incident it was too fun to pass up.

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@ajgoal is a great guy and will make a great pick so that I can drop MAXIMUM CHAOS on all of you.

 

[Starat327]

Nike MAGS

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Credit to @Starat327 for this pick.

@Ghosts Beer

See what kind of high level insights youre all missing out on?

Starat Consulting Agency exists inside the Megaverse.

Unless someone makes it their maximum chaos pick. That would suck.

 

[BiggE]

Fascists take the "Mike Milbury Shoe."

@ajgoal

Great choice!

 

[ajgoal]

@ajgoal is a great guy and will make a great pick so that I can drop MAXIMUM CHAOS on all of you.

He's weighing the comedic value of acting like the jerk he is in real life.

Seriously, team message board poster is a difficult choice still.

 

[Chinatown88]

He's weighing the comedic value of acting like the jerk he is in real life.

Seriously, team message board poster is a difficult choice still.

It was rough after my sleeper pick/last top tier poster got taken by those damn sex deviants up in Montreal.

 

[Chinatown88]

Phase 4 needs to start tonight. I worry for my fancy liquor sommelier and his journey into the Roster Thread.

 

[DancingPanther]

YES!!

YES!!!

YESSSSSS THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR BABY THIS IS HUGGEEEE

 

[Starat327]

YES!!

YES!!!

YESSSSSS THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR BABY THIS IS HUGGEEEE

Coasters should read toilet water holders.

 

[ajgoal]

Coasters should read toilet water holders.

"L'eau de toilette"

 

[Starat327]

Phase 4 needs to start tonight. I worry for my fancy liquor sommelier and his journey into the Roster Thread.

I did it to myself.

 

[ajgoal]

So it is down to this. Fortunately, we have found a perfect fit for our team message board poster. We had a hard time with this one, as there were many good choices. We ended up narrowing it down to two, mostly because they were from the same place and could conceivably get some Czech beer and absynthe shipped to LA on a regular basis. It came down to deciding whether we preferred a member who was abandoned by both @FlyerNutter and @Chinatown88 when given the chance to make him an official pick, despite them endlessly sniping at each other over having him as part of their team; or a guy who offered some extra analytical and twitter chops. In the end, we decided that potentially annoying two other members of the Megaverse while also selecting someone who obviously wanted to be part of this endeavour was the right call. Also, he seems like a good dude. Also, Chaos.

Welcome to LA, @kudymen. We have given you an official position, you will no longer be at risk of being left out in the cold. Except in the winter in Czech.

Please make sure to grab the Stanley Cup on your way. Since you work for us now, we're keeping all of the picks you made, too. Don't worry, we'll want your input on future picks. Especially if you have someone else's draft lists.

Chaos on, @Hollywood Couturier

 

[Chinatown88]

So it is down to this. Fortunately, we have found a perfect fit for our team message board poster. We had a hard time with this one, as there were many good choices. We ended up narrowing it down to two, mostly because they were from the same place and could conceivably get some Czech beer and absynthe shipped to LA on a regular basis. It came down to deciding whether we preferred a member who was abandoned by both @FlyerNutter and @Chinatown88 when given the chance to make him an official pick, despite them endlessly sniping at each other over having him as part of their team; or a guy who offered some extra analytical and twitter chops. In the end, we decided that potentially annoying two other members of the Megaverse while also selecting someone who obviously wanted to be part of this endeavour was the right call. Also, he seems like a good dude. Also, Chaos.

Welcome to LA, @kudymen. We have given you an official position, you will no longer be at risk of being left out in the cold. Except in the winter in Czech.

Please make sure to grab the Stanley Cup on your way. Since you work for us now, we're keeping all of the picks you made, too. Don't worry, we'll want your input on future picks. Especially if you have someone else's draft lists.

Chaos on, @Hollywood Couturier

I don't even have him unofficially. All I see is kudy collecting another paycheck.

 

[FlyerNutter]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Now it's time for the moment you've ALL been waiting for!!!

Now throughout this Phase i've had probably twenty or so ideas floating around in my head to use with my Dealers Choice, AKA Maximum Chaos pick and boy oh boy were some of them good but in the end when this one went into my head the others were irrelevant and that is EXACTLY what I meant to do when I thought of this draft category. This draft category is everything that is right with the Megaverse and just like the Megaverse is my baby and Thatcher Venmo is my baby... the Maximum Chaos pick is my baby.

So without further adieu...

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks and Megaverse Commissioner, Hollywood Couturier, are proud to announce that with our Maximum Chaos selection we are choosing to expand the Megaverse by TWO franchises and those franchise will be given to... @Striiker and @mja

So it is written, so it shall be.

Our draft is our bond and this shall be written in stone. No backing out now you coward, @Striiker. Welcome to the Thunderdome, boys.

@Lord Defect you're up.

 

[Starat327]

Now it's time for the moment you've ALL been waiting for!!!

Now throughout this Phase i've had probably twenty or so ideas floating around in my head to use with my Dealers Choice, AKA Maximum Chaos pick and boy oh boy were some of them good but in the end when this one went into my head the others were irrelevant and that is EXACTLY what I meant to do when I thought of this draft category. This draft category is everything that is right with the Megaverse and just like the Megaverse is my baby and Thatcher Venmo is my baby... the Maximum Chaos pick is my baby.

So without further adieu...

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks and Megaverse Commissioner, Hollywood Couturier, are proud to announce that with our Maximum Chaos selection we are choosing to expand the Megaverse by TWO franchises and those franchise will be given to... @Striiker and @mja

So it is written, so it shall be.

Our draft is our bond and this shall be written in stone. No backing out now you coward, @Striiker. Welcome to the Thunderdome, boys.

@Lord Defect you're up.

 

[Chinatown88]

Meh

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Now it's time for the moment you've ALL been waiting for!!!

Now throughout this Phase i've had probably twenty or so ideas floating around in my head to use with my Dealers Choice, AKA Maximum Chaos pick and boy oh boy were some of them good but in the end when this one went into my head the others were irrelevant and that is EXACTLY what I meant to do when I thought of this draft category. This draft category is everything that is right with the Megaverse and just like the Megaverse is my baby and Thatcher Venmo is my baby... the Maximum Chaos pick is my baby.

So without further adieu...

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks and Megaverse Commissioner, Hollywood Couturier, are proud to announce that with our Maximum Chaos selection we are choosing to expand the Megaverse by TWO franchises and those franchise will be given to... @Striiker and @mja

So it is written, so it shall be.

Our draft is our bond and this shall be written in stone. No backing out now you coward, @Striiker. Welcome to the Thunderdome, boys.

@Lord Defect you're up.

Great post. @Striiker - atoadaso. Put your big boy pants on and get your ass in here.

 

[BiggE]

Now it's time for the moment you've ALL been waiting for!!!

Now throughout this Phase i've had probably twenty or so ideas floating around in my head to use with my Dealers Choice, AKA Maximum Chaos pick and boy oh boy were some of them good but in the end when this one went into my head the others were irrelevant and that is EXACTLY what I meant to do when I thought of this draft category. This draft category is everything that is right with the Megaverse and just like the Megaverse is my baby and Thatcher Venmo is my baby... the Maximum Chaos pick is my baby.

So without further adieu...

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks and Megaverse Commissioner, Hollywood Couturier, are proud to announce that with our Maximum Chaos selection we are choosing to expand the Megaverse by TWO franchises and those franchise will be given to... @Striiker and @mja

So it is written, so it shall be.

Our draft is our bond and this shall be written in stone. No backing out now you coward, @Striiker. Welcome to the Thunderdome, boys.

@Lord Defect you're up.

@Striiker
You are now officially