NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[DancingPanther]

Coasters should read toilet water holders.

14.99 for a 30 rack buddy

@FlyerNutter

WHY CAN'T WE SEE THIS

Had to create a Twitter to get this to upload. Can be my “former star”. I’m just happy he called you all MF’s

 

[Starat327]

14.99 for a 30 rack buddy

@FlyerNutter

WHY CAN'T WE SEE THIS

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Had to create a Twitter to get this to upload. Can be my “former star”. I’m just happy he called you all MF’s

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and youve gotta drink 30 of them to actually get racked.

Got spend $15 on a good 4 pack of 8% DIPAS. Theyll taste good and youll still get wasted. And, youll have the benefit of not having to drink 4000 calories of beer to get there.

 

[Striiker]

what

 

[DancingPanther]

Now it's time for the moment you've ALL been waiting for!!!

Now throughout this Phase i've had probably twenty or so ideas floating around in my head to use with my Dealers Choice, AKA Maximum Chaos pick and boy oh boy were some of them good but in the end when this one went into my head the others were irrelevant and that is EXACTLY what I meant to do when I thought of this draft category. This draft category is everything that is right with the Megaverse and just like the Megaverse is my baby and Thatcher Venmo is my baby... the Maximum Chaos pick is my baby.

So without further adieu...

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks and Megaverse Commissioner, Hollywood Couturier, are proud to announce that with our Maximum Chaos selection we are choosing to expand the Megaverse by TWO franchises and those franchise will be given to... @Striiker and @mja

So it is written, so it shall be.

Our draft is our bond and this shall be written in stone. No backing out now you coward, @Striiker. Welcome to the Thunderdome, boys.

@Lord Defect you're up.

 

[DancingPanther]

and youve gotta drink 30 of them to actually get racked.

Got spend $15 on a good 4 pack of 8% DIPAS. Theyll taste good and youll still get wasted. And, youll have the benefit of not having to drink 4000 calories of beer to get there.

I don't usually drink beer to get wasted though, it's usually supplemental to liquor

 

[Starat327]

and youve gotta drink 30 of them to actually get racked.

Got spend $15 on a good 4 pack of 8% DIPAS. Theyll taste good and youll still get wasted. And, youll have the benefit of not having to drink 4000 calories of beer to get there.
I don't usually drink beer to get wasted though, it's usually supplemental to liquor

This approach is just about as terrible as your hat.

 

[Striiker]

I’m not being kidnapped into a different dimension

I will literally call my Mom

 

[DancingPanther]

This approach is just about as terrible as your hat.

It may be a terrible approach but I cannoy say it doesn't work

Do you remember that starat? I didn't forget about cannoy

 

[Starat327]

I’m not being kidnapped into a different dimension

I will literally call my Mom

I turned off her line. Your on your own, little boy!

 

[DancingPanther]

I’m not being kidnapped into a different dimension

I will literally call my Mom

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[Starat327]

It may be a terrible approach but I cannoy say it doesn't work

Do you remember that starat? I didn't forget about cannoy

I mean, of course i remember. But you are calling out my laziness/unwillingness/lack of concern in proper spelling in conjunction to your terrible taste in fashion and beer.

I know which I chose.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

The Fascists, proud of their handiwork, eagerly anticipate phase IV.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I’m not being kidnapped into a different dimension

I will literally call my Mom

Oh but you are. We have Candy...

 

[mja]

Now it's time for the moment you've ALL been waiting for!!!

Now throughout this Phase i've had probably twenty or so ideas floating around in my head to use with my Dealers Choice, AKA Maximum Chaos pick and boy oh boy were some of them good but in the end when this one went into my head the others were irrelevant and that is EXACTLY what I meant to do when I thought of this draft category. This draft category is everything that is right with the Megaverse and just like the Megaverse is my baby and Thatcher Venmo is my baby... the Maximum Chaos pick is my baby.

So without further adieu...

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks and Megaverse Commissioner, Hollywood Couturier, are proud to announce that with our Maximum Chaos selection we are choosing to expand the Megaverse by TWO franchises and those franchise will be given to... @Striiker and @mja

So it is written, so it shall be.

Our draft is our bond and this shall be written in stone. No backing out now you coward, @Striiker. Welcome to the Thunderdome, boys.

@Lord Defect you're up.

I'd just like the rest of this little karass to know that I will consider all bribes to pass over the dear assets you so carefully selected thus far when I make my picks in the expansion draft. I'll ultimately disregard them, but you should feel free to off them just the same.

 

[mja]

I’m not being kidnapped into a different dimension

I will literally call my Mom

She already signed off on it. She's been wanting you to get out of the house to go find some friends for a while. She'd didn't anticipate that a whole other dimension would be needed for that to happen, but she's cool with it.

 

[Striiker]

She already signed off on it. She's been wanting you to get out of the house to go find some friends for a while. She'd didn't anticipate that a whole other dimension would be needed for that to happen, but she's cool with it.

You're all very hurtful and I'm soft, like Patrick.

 

[Starat327]

You're all very hurtful and I'm soft, like Patrick.

Patrick luvr

 

[DancingPanther]

I mean, of course i remember. But you are calling out my laziness/unwillingness/lack of concern in proper spelling in conjunction to your terrible taste in fashion and beer.

I know which I chose.

Perhaps it is you with the terrible taste. Enjoy your liquid hops at $2-3 per bottle, I'll be shotgunning the cheap stuff

Real talk though my favorite brewery is probably Ommegang, it's not like I drink exclusively the cheap stuff. It's just good to have on hand, easy to keep the fridge stocked with it

 

[DancingPanther]

You're all very hurtful and I'm soft, like Patrick.

Sanheim couldn't hack it in here that's for sure

 

[Young Sandwich]

I fear the time may be nigh for me to select an alternate GM now that mine has officially been forced to enter the league against his will. Godspeed @Striiker . Though your employment may have been short-lived, it was also not very long term. At least it was memorable. Like that one time you showed up flabbergasted after being selected as a GM by some guy who had enough Manhattans that night to have to start counting them on his third hand. Good times.

I will await further instruction from our Admiral on how to proceed.

 

[Starat327]

Perhaps it is you with the terrible taste. Enjoy your liquid hops at $2-3 per bottle, I'll be shotgunning the cheap stuff

Real talk though my favorite brewery is probably Ommegang, it's not like I drink exclusively the cheap stuff. It's just good to have on hand, easy to keep the fridge stocked with it

You can still get affordable good stuff.

Ommegang is OK, I suppose. I'll allow it. Three philosophers was one of my first craft beers.

 

[DancingPanther]

You can still get affordable good stuff.

Ommegang is OK, I suppose. I'll allow it. Three philosophers was one of my first craft beers.

I'm not really a big fan of IPAdls which are all the rage now. I feel like every craft beer is an IPA. I prefer drinking beer, not sipping it which causes it to get warm 2/3rds of the way down ya know?

I prefer ales and lagers

 

[FlyerNutter]

14.99 for a 30 rack buddy

@FlyerNutter

WHY CAN'T WE SEE THIS

Huh?

I think that’s back when I was trying to figure out how to upload cameo videos so I tried it on Twitter.

 

[DancingPanther]

Huh?

I think that’s back when I was trying to figure out how to upload cameo videos so I tried it on Twitter.

Yeah I wanted to show someone and it says the tweet is unavailable

 

[FlyerNutter]

Yeah I wanted to show someone and it says the tweet is unavailable

Ill pm you later. All good