NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oh hey, that looks familiar

My bed?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Good morning, itsy-bitsy teenie-weenied big old piles of pork & beanies!

We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock and @pit on deck and @BiggE on the lido deck. No stupid NHL bullshit contest today, so it's like "WOO-HOO!" to the power of 12. That's a relative joy /60+ of over 3.79%, which is approximately what Frank Thomas feels when the Eugenix kicks in. It's f***ing awesome. Now if you extrapolate from that what it's like in a world in a dimension which has NO NHL bullshit, add the CFenwick average of 62.2 (league-wide), and you have really exciting prospects for the future, yo!

Speaking of which, there is some really fantastic and hilarious shit coming up, so watch this space all day very closely as if you were babysitting this thread and pick the shit out of this final round of this glorious phase!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

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Is it glorious?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Is it glorious?

It’s pretty, prettttty, nice.

 

[BiggE]

The wife: what do drug addicted reptiles have to do with hockey?

me: nothing, hockey is stupid

The wife: you are so weird

me: hey as long as you’re here, start thinking about what kind of single pilot attack craft best fits the Methgators motif

the wife: so weird

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Lol.



Yes that is the Desert Ducks’ sideline reporter.

 

[DancingPanther]

The wife: what do drug addicted reptiles have to do with hockey?

me: nothing, hockey is stupid

The wife: you are so weird

me: hey as long as you’re here, start thinking about what kind of single pilot attack craft best fits the Methgators motif

the wife: so weird

I don't really think you can go wrong here

 

[DancingPanther]

We made it boys

 

[Starat327]

My bed?

Ok, before i incriminate myself -- How much did she tell you?



Sorry, HC- you walked into this one.

 

[Starat327]

The wife: what do drug addicted reptiles have to do with hockey?

me: nothing, hockey is stupid

The wife: you are so weird

me: hey as long as you’re here, start thinking about what kind of single pilot attack craft best fits the Methgators motif

the wife: so weird

 

[Young Sandwich]

With our final selection in Phase 3 of the QVMD, the Sexpos need to choose our official TV show. Our number 1 priority for this selection comes down to rewatchability. You get to bring one TV show with you to a new dimension. You damn well better pick something you don't mind watching thousands of times over. Then our thoughts drifted over to genre. We don't need action, there will be plenty of action amongst the teams in the MegaVerse. We also don't want to get all emo while we prepare to battle our fierce rivals in whatever unknown sport awaits us, so dramas need not apply. We want to keep the mood light and keep everyone happy. In that case, the only logical choice would be a comedy.

Saving this category for last, we assumed we'd have to pick some obscure show that no one's ever heard of before, but there is an elite opportunity staring us directly in the face just begging to be taken. One of the funniest and most rewatchable shows that has ever been created in Earth Prime. The Sexpos are insanely thrilled to have this opportunity fall into their laps.

Team TV Show - The Office

We now require you to grace us with your presence, @pit

 

[pit]

GM Doug: Boss! Bossss!

Dietrich Mateschitz: Ah Douglas, vat is it now?
GM Doug: Well sir I took the TARDIS back in time to give my younger self some tips and then my younger self stole our Delorean and went somewhere else in time and now I don't know what he's doing and he let TK pick Team Show and I don't know how to stop him or what trouble he might wreak.
DM:Vell, zis is a pickle Douglas, but vun you haff brined yourself. How vill you eat this pickle?
GM Doug: With... a... sandwich?
DM: Eet ees a metaphor Douglas. Vat veapons do you have as assets?
GM Doug: Well, my brain I guess.
DM: Positive assets.
GM Doug: Oh, I have the last pick still.
DM: Und zat is, vat, Team pigeon? Team deodorant?
GM Doug: Dealer's choice, anything we want.
DM: Gott in himmel, anything?
GM Doug: Well, yeah, though someone got fancy and chose proton so that they can basically say they have part of everything.
DM: That is just matter Douglas. The other part of the universe is energy. But there are also concepts beyond this.
GM Doug: Like religion?
DM: Oh no Douglas, I am not falling into that quagmire trap of discussion by bringing religion into this. Let someone else try to draft God. Focus on the philosophical, not the religious.
GM Doug: *blank stare*
DM: If you vant something done, you must do it yourself I suppose.

With zee final pick of zis phase, zee Chi-ca-go Chim-pan-zees zelect Free Will as zeir Dealer's Choice.

GM Doug: You mean like...

DM: Nein Douglas, not a Disney movie and no ve will not pay royalties for zis clip. Free will is self-determination and the freedom to do. By choosing this, we can prevent Young Douglas from causing harm by taking away his choices. In some ways, any choice would have to go through us if ve so desired.
GM Doug: Is that even legal?
DM: Who can say? On the plus side, it fits neatly into a selection box.
GM Doug: Boss, I'm just going to take cover and pass this on to @BiggE .

 

[BiggE]

{HERE COMES THE MONEY, HERE COME THE MONEY!!}

Alright! It's great to be back with everyone in the WWE Universe and, more importantly, with the Jacksonville Methgator's awesome fans!!
Awesome dad? Isn't that a bit much?

VM: SHUT THE HELL UP AND JUST MAKE THE DAMN PICK!!

SM: Hey pops, I've whipped your ass before, don't make me do it again!

VM: I'm 75 years old dammit! So, if you want to fight, you won't be fighting with me, you'll be fighting with...

SM: Ulp, um ok then. With our final pick, at least for now, in the Quackverse draft, the Jacksonville Methgators are pleased to
select the perfect shoe for our, um, let's just say unique fanbase. So please welcome, the OFFICIAL footwear of the Jacksonville Methgators and their fans, THE DOLLAR STORE BEACH FLIP-FLOPS!!!

@Strawberry Fields , keep this bad boy rollin!!

 

[BernieParent]

GM Doug: Boss! Bossss!

Dietrich Mateschitz: Ah Douglas, vat is it now?
GM Doug: Well sir I took the TARDIS back in time to give my younger self some tips and then my younger self stole our Delorean and went somewhere else in time and now I don't know what he's doing and he let TK pick Team Show and I don't know how to stop him or what trouble he might wreak.
DM:Vell, zis is a pickle Douglas, but vun you haff brined yourself. How vill you eat this pickle?
GM Doug: With... a... sandwich?
DM: Eet ees a metaphor Douglas. Vat veapons do you have as assets?
GM Doug: Well, my brain I guess.
DM: Positive assets.
GM Doug: Oh, I have the last pick still.
DM: Und zat is, vat, Team pigeon? Team deodorant?
GM Doug: Dealer's choice, anything we want.
DM: Gott in himmel, anything?
GM Doug: Well, yeah, though someone got fancy and chose proton so that they can basically say they have part of everything.
DM: That is just matter Douglas. The other part of the universe is energy. But there are also concepts beyond this.
GM Doug: Like religion?
DM: Oh no Douglas, I am not falling into that quagmire trap of discussion by bringing religion into this. Let someone else try to draft God. Focus on the philosophical, not the religious.
GM Doug: *blank stare*
DM: If you vant something done, you must do it yourself I suppose.

With zee final pick of zis phase, zee Chi-ca-go Chim-pan-zees zelect Free Will as zeir Dealer's Choice.

GM Doug: You mean like...

DM: Nein Douglas, not a Disney movie and no ve will not pay royalties for zis clip. Free will is self-determination and the freedom to do. By choosing this, we can prevent Young Douglas from causing harm by taking away his choices. In some ways, any choice would have to go through us if ve so desired.
GM Doug: Is that even legal?
DM: Who can say? On the plus side, it fits neatly into a selection box.
GM Doug: Boss, I'm just going to take cover and pass this on to @BiggE .

"So, Pope Francis, how are you with the Calvinist doctrine of predestination? Okay. Cool. Good. Great, thanks for your time, your Holiness."

"Hey everyone, the Pope says we've got a loophole from the freewill thing for this multiverse!"

 

[BiggE]

"So, Pope Francis, how are you with the Calvinist doctrine of predestination? Okay. Cool. Good. Great, thanks for your time, your Holiness."

"Hey everyone, the Pope says we've got a loophole from the freewill thing for this multiverse!"

 

[DancingPanther]

What better way to roll to the dentist than in a freshly cleaned whip wearing your lulu hoodie and prada sunglasses

Boujee level: 99

Edit for the curious:

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You guys aren't ready for my Maximum Chaos pick.

 

[mja]

You guys aren't ready for my Maximum Chaos pick.

I'll legit have you all beat and my franchise isn't up and running yet.

 

[BernieParent]

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Using my own franchise-copyrighted gif's against me, I see.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'll legit have you all beat and my franchise isn't up and running yet.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What better way to roll to the dentist than in a freshly cleaned whip wearing your lulu hoodie and prada sunglasses

Boujee level: 99

Edit for the curious:

Severely lacking in Megaverse gear.

Edit for the curious:

 

[DancingPanther]

Severely lacking in Megaverse gear.

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My coasters are coming!!

 

[ajgoal]

I love the fact that everyone is now going to be wearing clothing that lets the others of us know who we are. It's like a secret handshake.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Severely lacking in Megaverse gear.

Edit for the curious:View attachment 402756

That looks like a fantastic thing to own, and also to wear.

 

[ajgoal]

I feel like I need to buy an ipad so I can get a Harpooners case for it. But I already have a tablet.