NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[DancingPanther]

Ill pm you later. All good

YESSSS!!! <3

 

[Starat327]

I'm not really a big fan of IPAdls which are all the rage now. I feel like every craft beer is an IPA. I prefer drinking beer, not sipping it which causes it to get warm 2/3rds of the way down ya know?

I prefer ales and lagers

To each their own.

Doesn't mean you aren't wrong though.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@JojoTheWhale if we make that alt your new main logo like you wanted, I may work this in somehow as your alt.

 

[Lord Defect]

GM Doug: Boss! Bossss!

Dietrich Mateschitz: Ah Douglas, vat is it now?
GM Doug: Well sir I took the TARDIS back in time to give my younger self some tips and then my younger self stole our Delorean and went somewhere else in time and now I don't know what he's doing and he let TK pick Team Show and I don't know how to stop him or what trouble he might wreak.
DM:Vell, zis is a pickle Douglas, but vun you haff brined yourself. How vill you eat this pickle?
GM Doug: With... a... sandwich?
DM: Eet ees a metaphor Douglas. Vat veapons do you have as assets?
GM Doug: Well, my brain I guess.
DM: Positive assets.
GM Doug: Oh, I have the last pick still.
DM: Und zat is, vat, Team pigeon? Team deodorant?
GM Doug: Dealer's choice, anything we want.
DM: Gott in himmel, anything?
GM Doug: Well, yeah, though someone got fancy and chose proton so that they can basically say they have part of everything.
DM: That is just matter Douglas. The other part of the universe is energy. But there are also concepts beyond this.
GM Doug: Like religion?
DM: Oh no Douglas, I am not falling into that quagmire trap of discussion by bringing religion into this. Let someone else try to draft God. Focus on the philosophical, not the religious.
GM Doug: *blank stare*
DM: If you vant something done, you must do it yourself I suppose.

With zee final pick of zis phase, zee Chi-ca-go Chim-pan-zees zelect Free Will as zeir Dealer's Choice.

GM Doug: You mean like...

DM: Nein Douglas, not a Disney movie and no ve will not pay royalties for zis clip. Free will is self-determination and the freedom to do. By choosing this, we can prevent Young Douglas from causing harm by taking away his choices. In some ways, any choice would have to go through us if ve so desired.
GM Doug: Is that even legal?
DM: Who can say? On the plus side, it fits neatly into a selection box.
GM Doug: Boss, I'm just going to take cover and pass this on to @BiggE .

I can’t believe One of my possible picks got sniped

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can’t believe One of my possible picks got sniped

Believe it. Then use your free will to make a pick.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@JojoTheWhale if we make that alt your new main logo like you wanted, I may work this in somehow as your alt.

That's absolutely ridiculous. I love it. Thank you.

*Edit* Oh god, how many pages do I have to backread?

 

[Young Sandwich]

@JojoTheWhale if we make that alt your new main logo like you wanted, I may work this in somehow as your alt.

That cat's goatee is disgusting. Tremendous.

 

[Striiker]

That's absolutely ridiculous. I love it. Thank you.

*Edit* Oh god, how many pages do I have to backread?

I’m being kidnapped. Help me.

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You can still get affordable good stuff.

Ommegang is OK, I suppose. I'll allow it. Three philosophers was one of my first craft beers.

So there was nowhere to go but up. That must have been convenient.

 

[ajgoal]

I’m being kidnapped. Help me.

You can borrow our car. But we want it back in one piece.

 

[Starat327]

So there was nowhere to go but up. That must have been convenient.

You hold your whisky soaked tongue, good sir.

 

[Starat327]

You can borrow our car. But we want it back in one piece.

He can't drive his little tikes red and yellow bubble car and you're gonna trust him with your house?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I’m being kidnapped. Help me.

That is one way to look at it. Here's another. We've already established that David Hakstol and Benito Mussolini meet the criteria for involvement, so your only two choices are to make the best of it or admit you're below the Hakstol-Mussolini line. Ball's in your court.

 

[ajgoal]

He can't drive his little tikes red and yellow bubble car and you're gonna trust him with your house?

No, not MY car/house/still. OUR car. The team car.

 

[Lord Defect]

It’s been a long road to reach the final meaningful pick of phase three of this wonderful draft. Between some fantastic picks and long lulls each and everyone of you have done what will amount to what our pick will be.
There has been quite a few ideas that I tossed around, including one that was unbelievably sniped out from under my discarded idea pile. Because it’s a trash pick. And we all know it.
I know I’m rambling but don’t fall asleep on me here. In fact, you may never want to sleep again.
The St. Paul Stay Pufts are selecting..... Dreams.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You hold your whisky soaked tongue, good sir.

I legit don't know anything about it other than it's a quad, but it's the single worst tasting beer I've ever put in my mouth and I'm counting The Champagne of Beers and Coors Light. This is not an exaggeration. It was so bad I taste-tested them consecutively.

 

[Lord Defect]

@JojoTheWhale Mark Messier says you wasted your chaos pick, and to make it up with the last pick of the draft.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You can borrow our car. But we want it back in one piece.

I already took One Piece. Sorry.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@JojoTheWhale Mark Messier says you wasted your chaos pick, and to make it up with the last pick of the draft.

I didn't want to get too esoteric, so I decided that my galaxy brain pick wasn't going to be the obvious category. I will do my best to atone.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I didn't want to get too esoteric, so I decided that my galaxy brain pick wasn't going to be the obvious category. I will do my best to atone.

I am so f***ing excited, I might pee myself.

 

[ajgoal]

I am so f***ing excited, I might pee myself.

Speaking of, is it time for PHASE 4?

 

[Starat327]

I legit don't know anything about it other than it's a quad, but it's the single worst tasting beer I've ever put in my mouth and I'm counting The Champagne of Beers and Coors Light. This is not an exaggeration. It was so bad I taste-tested them consecutively.

Everything I know about you is a lie.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I am so dumb. That was a tag for me to pick. I KNEW THAT. EVERYONE STOP LAUGHING. ALL PART OF THE PLAN.

 

[Starat327]

I am so dumb. That was a tag for me to pick. I KNEW THAT. EVERYONE STOP LAUGHING. ALL PART OF THE PLAN.

See what happens when you knock on three philosophers?