NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[DancingPanther]

Quick someone give him the mRNA shot to modify his DNA to be a match!

yes I know mRNA won't change your DNA.

As the proud owner of mRNA technology: no

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Thought for sure you’d go Tomas Sandstrom for your RW spot, but Domi is almost as detestable

Oof, Tomas Sandstrom would have been perfect. I don't give a shit about pick-tipping in this one case - that guy is all-time human filth.

 

[BiggE]

Oof, Tomas Sandstrom would have been perfect. I don't give a shit about pick-tipping in this one case - that guy is all-time human filth.

He’s my most hated Flyers opponent of all time.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Thought for sure you’d go Tomas Sandstrom for your RW spot, but Domi is almost as detestable

I went Claude Lemieux at RW. Domi is my Dealer's Choice. I needed an annoying guy who could also fight to back up my historical squad of assholes.

 

[dragonoffrost]

He’s my most hated Flyers opponent of all time.

and.... DOUG CROSSMAN for the reverse!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

and.... DOUG CROSSMAN for the reverse!

My memory is dogshit - explain this please.

 

[dragonoffrost]

My memory is dogshit - explain this please.

I'll await the nuclear explosion from Florida...

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Oof, Tomas Sandstrom would have been perfect. I don't give a shit about pick-tipping in this one case - that guy is all-time human filth.

Sandstrom, Ulf Samuelsson, and Matthew Barnaby were all under strong consideration but narrowly missed.

 

[BiggE]

I'll await the nuclear explosion from Florida...

I’ve mellowed on Crossman over the last half decade. After suffering through Schultz, AMac, Mandog and the hell that is still Hagg, I have a new appreciation for Crossman.

Crossman, minus the 88 playoffs, was pretty solid during most of his run in Philly.

 

[dragonoffrost]

I’ve mellowed on Crossman over the last half decade. After suffering through Schultz, AMac, Mandog and the hell that is still Hagg, I have a new appreciation for Crossman.

Crossman, minus the 88 playoffs, was pretty solid during most of his run in Philly.

It was funny before AMac though the mention of that name.

 

[BiggE]

It was funny before AMac though the mention of that name.

He showed me just how shitty a defenseman can be.

 

[Starat327]

Father?

Boy you were just a glorified house guest unless you provide some DNA proof

I'll pass. If i can get out of this by legally not being associated, its for the better.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’ve mellowed on Crossman over the last half decade. After suffering through Schultz, AMac, Mandog and the hell that is still Hagg, I have a new appreciation for Crossman.

Crossman, minus the 88 playoffs, was pretty solid during most of his run in Philly.

First of all, Crossman was a horribly maligned good hockey player - the criticism of him in general was always brainless. But secondly, what does it have to do with Sandstrom?

 

[BiggE]

First of all, Crossman was a horribly maligned good hockey player - the criticism of him in general was always brainless. But secondly, what does it have to do with Sandstrom?

I have no idea what it has to do with Sandstrom. Yeah Crossman was maligned during much of his time in Philly mainly due to his lack of physical play.

For the most part he played well. Not great, I’ll reserve that for the Howe/Beast pair, but good. He did though dog it in his final playoff run. I know he was beat down by Keenan, but so was much of the team. He should have manned up and played better.

But compared to some of the garbage that’s played D here over the last 8 years or so, he’s a hall of famer!

 

[BiggE]

Our next pick is ready to go.


So make some friggin picks!

 

[dragonoffrost]

First of all, Crossman was a horribly maligned good hockey player - the criticism of him in general was always brainless. But secondly, what does it have to do with Sandstrom?

As hated Flyer of days gone by...

I've always seen Sandstrom as the non Flyer and Crossman as the historical Flyer hated in threads elsewhere

 

[ajgoal]

Seeing other teams picking up either enforcers or players who need to be enforced, we have decided that we, too, should have an enforcer. Not just someone to protect our interests on the ice, but also those wherever else this multiverse ends up. With that in mind, the Los Angeles Whalers are pleased to select, as their Dealer's Choice pick, the greatest enforcer of all time.

@Hollywood Couturier

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Seeing other teams picking up either enforcers or players who need to be enforced, we have decided that we, too, should have an enforcer. Not just someone to protect our interests on the ice, but also those wherever else this multiverse ends up. With that in mind, the Los Angeles Whalers are pleased to select, as their Dealer's Choice pick, the greatest enforcer of all time.

@Hollywood Couturier

Check in the mail?

 

[ajgoal]

Check in the mail?

You specifically released it last thread.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You specifically released it last thread.

Nope, never released anything. I still expect royalties for all of our properties.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

 

[ajgoal]

You'll get the check at the same time you get the one for the RV damage to your front lawn.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are extremely proud to select one of the most iconic automobiles in the history of entertainment... The '84 Sheepdog.

This is the 1984 Ford Ecoline that was outfitted by one, Harry Dunne, for his job at Mutts Cutts before eventually being fired and using it to drive cross country so that his friend Lloyd Christmas can return a briefcase to the love of his life. This will be our Shaggin' Wagon.

This movie will always make me laugh.

Shout Out to the Plats.

@Lord Defect you're up.

 

[DancingPanther]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are extremely proud to select one of the most iconic automobiles in the history of entertainment... The '84 Sheepdog.

This is the 1984 Ford Ecoline that was outfitted by one, Harry Dunne, for his job at Mutts Cutts before eventually being fired and using it to drive cross country so that his friend Lloyd Christmas can return a briefcase to the love of his life. This will be our Shaggin' Wagon.

This movie will always make me laugh.

Shout Out to the Plats.

@Lord Defect you're up.

Tread lightly, this crowd hates hilarious animal hybrids

 

[Lord Defect]

With the ecto-1a’s ability to travel across dimensions, we thought it best to select a show that was well versed in the matter. The stay Pufts will be selecting Sliders as our tv show.