NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[Striiker]

Wrong thread

 

[BiggE]

They say it's harmless, but they don't explain that while it is morally harmless, it makes you really stupid.

But it’s the good kind of stupid

 

[Chinatown88]

@Chinatown88 do you know who Nadeshot is?

Heard the name but barely know anything about the guy besides be plays CoD.

 

[DancingPanther]

The world in four straight. Clean sweep.

Ok that was a good one

 

[BiggE]

Why not both

 

[BiggE]

3 pages and no picks

 

[ajgoal]

3 pages and no picks

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Did you see the first page? Go look at it again and re-evaluate yourself.

 

[BiggE]

Did you see the first page? Go look at it again and re-evaluate yourself.

Fair point.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Zeppetee

 

[Starat327]

Zeppetee

NONO

 

[pit]

GM Doug: Hoooo boy, I'm stuck back in non-hockey picking hell and Mike Yeo came and sat down besides me. F all this!

Teemu: Whoa now Doug. Simmer down that temper.
GM Doug: Sorry Teemu.
Teemu: Excuse me?
GM Doug: *grumbling* Sorry Mr. Selanne.
Teemu: You need something to make you feel better. Here, look at this on my phone.

GM Doug: It's just a cat.
Teemu: Wow, tough crowd. Maybe a little more racy?

GM Doug: No babe thre- oh, you're trying to be funny.
Teemu: C'mon Dougie, smile!

GM Doug: NO!
Teemu: You mean No Mr. Selanne.
GM Doug: FINE! NO MR. SELANNE!
Teemu: Oh, I know what this is. You're cranky because you're hungry.
GM Doug: NO I'M NOT!
Teemu: What you need is the tastiest comfort food in the world, but one that can also be made upscale. A plethora of options and ingredients. In fact, it's so good, I'm going to take the reins here and not only make it your lunch, but the team sandwich pick as well.
GM Doug: Fine! Go ahead! I don't care!

Teemu: For the something something round pick of the Quackverse league thing, the Chicago Chimpanzees select Grilled Cheese as their sandwich.

GM Doug:

@BiggE , do it.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

NONO

Spoiler

Seagoat. I just wanted to see if you were crazy enough to open a spoiler tag.

 

[ajgoal]

Zeppetee

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT OTHER THING BACK???

 

[Starat327]

Spoiler

Seagoat. I just wanted to see if you were crazy enough to open a spoiler tag.

I did because I didnt think you'd do this to me.

I also don't know why I did it to myself. Delirium has set in, I think.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT OTHER THING BACK???

My rival is the Sexpos. The Sexpos have drafted the internet. The more misery that exists on it, the better I have done my job.

 

[BiggE]

NO, I SAID, ARE YOU READY?!?!?!

HHH: Then, for the dozens hanging in this thread and the hundreds of Methgator fans that are actually coherent right now, and for Vince McMahon who, as always, can kiss both our asses, LLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IT!!!!

SM: And if you’re not down with that we got two words for ya!!!

HHH: Alright, DGenerationX knows a little something about meth

SM: And about cougars, am I right?

HHH: Cougars? Um Shawn, it’s gators man, Jacksonville Methgators.

SM: Ohhhh, that explains a lot. So should we tell em?

HHH: That is why we’re here

VM: WILL YOU TWO DEGENERATES READ THE DAMN PICK, DAMMIT!!
SM: Easy there spanky, before you blow a gasket.

HHH: Don’t you have someone to fire in the back, Vince? Now let’s get down to business. Our boys the Methgators are proud to add the greatest goal scorer in Philadelphia Flyers history, a long time Florida resident, and a man who thinks that Vince McMahon is a jackass,

SM: A huge, pimply, poop stained jackass!

HHH: Poop? Seriously Shawn?

SM: Hey, we’re supposed to be PG these days, so....

HHH: Good call, I almost forgot. Ok, without any further ado, please welcome to the Jacksonville Methgators, right wing TIMMM KERRRRR!!!!

 

[BiggE]

@Strawberry Fields , your mission, if you choose to put down the pipe and accept it, is to make a pick!!

 

[Lord Defect]

Just so you all have to look at this again

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m unofficially drafting the chef

 

[Lord Defect]

Cap, can you put everything in the first page, besides the draft order, inside spoiler tags? Please?

 

[Stizzle]

I am also going to choose my board member, but unlike the nut above, I am not going to choose a complete idiot.

Team Board Member - @Stizzle

Don't worry, you don't have to do anything - just hang out and bitch about hockey with me. I have literally all of the Snickers and Goldfish crackers.

It's not like you would have gone anywhere else anyway.

#Loyalty

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Cap, can you put everything in the first page, besides the draft order, inside spoiler tags? Please?

No. Grow a pair.

 

[Lord Defect]

No. Grow a pair.

Fine. This just means I’ll never know who is before or after me, and I won’t check to see if my picks were already take.
This is the path you have chosen, embrace it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Fine. This just means I’ll never know who is before or after me, and I won’t check to see if my picks were already take.
This is the path you have chosen, embrace it.

It's because you are on your phone, right?

 

[DancingPanther]

Zeppetee

THANK YOU JOJO