NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[DancingPanther]

Reason 12747584 why I don't smoke the green.

Hey wait this is a work week I'm not high!

 

[DancingPanther]

Since the reception was so strong, we're doing one of these per day for the next week, starting with the tuchameleon

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I'd like to select @Starat327 as my team message board poster.

He can help complement me by filling in the cracks on subjects I'm less knowledgable about, such as alcohol.

@Ghosts Beer

 

[Lord Defect]

It's because you are on your phone, right?

Yosh, whatever that means.

 

[BiggE]

Our next pick will be made by former ECW/WWE legend, Rob Van Dam

 

[Starat327]

I'd like to select @Starat327 as my team message board poster.

He can help complement me by filling in the cracks on subjects I'm less knowledgable about, such as alcohol.

@Ghosts Beer

This is not the team I expected to be drafted too, but im very happy for this opportunity. I'm extremely excited to get to work for a team that recognizes talent that is too good to pass up!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Good morning, ninjas. Leap the f*** out of bed!

We begin the beguine with @Ghosts Beer on the clock and @ajgoal on deck, and @Hollywood Couturier behind that, and the defective royal @Lord Defect behind them, sitting there with the defective incapacity to use a f***ing laptop, and behind him with two picks is @JojoTheWhale, who is controlling all of our laptops but can't control himself long enough to not pick one of the world's very worst chrome-domed crocks of shit. However, his reputation as a mostly suave drafter is due for a rehabilitation - watch this space.

We get another respite from stupid hockey on stupid Earth Prime today. This could be one of the last times until this stupid season stupidly ends with a stupidly early exit from contention, so let's do our best to pick, choose, select, and adopt as much stuff as humanly possible before the clock strikes 10, and for Jobu's unholy sake, PUT THE F***ING BONG DOWN!

 

[Young Sandwich]

 

[DancingPanther]

Today I learned Naegleria fowleri was found in a creek near most of us, along the boarder of Lancaster County, Chester County, and Maryland in Octoraro Creek. Only has a 95% death rate!! Plug your noses if you swim in fresh water!

 

[dragonoffrost]

Today I learned Naegleria fowleri was found in a creek near most of us, along the boarder of Lancaster County, Chester County, and Maryland in Octoraro Creek. Only has a 95% death rate!! Plug your noses if you swim in fresh water!

2021 trying to tell 2020 to hold it's beer

 

[BernieParent]

How about manta rays?

"Are you sure about this theory of evolution you read so much about?"

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m testing today so I may be late with my pick. Or not. We’ll see how well you time it.

 

[pit]

I’m testing today so I may be late with my pick. Or not. We’ll see how well you time it.

Testing what? @Captain Dave Poulin 's patience?

Spoiler

There's no patience left and nothing to test. Travel there at your own risk!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Testing what? @Captain Dave Poulin 's patience?

Spoiler

There's no patience left and nothing to test. Travel there at your own risk!

Spoiler

You're not wrong. This f***ing internet signal seems to have been pissed here by a monkey standing on Neptune.

 

[DancingPanther]

2021 trying to tell 2020 to hold it's beer

My friend this lil microbe has been around longer than even @BiggE

 

[BiggE]

My friend this lil microbe has been around longer than even @BiggE

Eh? What did you say??

Damn kids, GET THE f*** OFF MY LAWN!!!

 

[BiggE]

Damn I’m only 55, not half past dead.

Oh, and I’m retired, live in beautiful and fully paid for home, and I drink 15 year old scotch any damn time I want to.

Oh, and did I mention that I actually get paid for doing what I love to do and would do for free?

So, in conclusion

 

[dragonoffrost]

My friend this lil microbe has been around longer than even @BiggE

I know it's been around for a coons age but my point is COVID 5% deadly, Brain Eating Amoeba 95% deadly... F us...

 

[Starat327]

Damn I’m only 55, not half past dead.

Oh, and I’m retired, live in beautiful and fully paid for home, and I drink 15 year old scotch any damn time I want to.

Oh, and did I mention that I actually get paid for doing what I love to do and would do for free?

So, in conclusion

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You forgot to mention what a terrible father you are, but I got you covered.

 

[dragonoffrost]

You forgot to mention what a terrible father you are, but I got you covered.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Fascists invoke their dealer's choice to select Tie Domi, enforcer.
@ajgoal

 

[BiggE]

You forgot to mention what a terrible father you are, but I got you covered.

Father?

Boy you were just a glorified house guest unless you provide some DNA proof

 

[BiggE]

Fascists invoke their dealer's choice to select Tie Domi, enforcer.
@ajgoal

Thought for sure you’d go Tomas Sandstrom for your RW spot, but Domi is almost as detestable

 

[dragonoffrost]

Father?

Boy you were just a glorified house guest unless you provide some DNA proof

Quick someone give him the mRNA shot to modify his DNA to be a match!

yes I know mRNA won't change your DNA.

 

[DancingPanther]