NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[Lord Defect]

@JojoTheWhale shit or get off the pot.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

As the bastion of science and progress in this sea of depravity, the M.A.D. Cats are proud to add not just a shoe, but really a landmark moment in the history of man.



Welcome aboard, Slick Shoes.

We would also like to thank absolutely none of you refusing to help us even a tiny bit by selecting "Chelsea Dagger" as a Goal or Warm-up Song despite it being one of the most famous options currently used in the NHL. We just wanted to make a terrible Fratellis joke. You're all the worst.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

With the ecto-1a’s ability to travel across dimensions, we thought it best to select a show that was well versed in the matter. The stay Pufts will be selecting Sliders as our tv show.
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I watched this show in the 90s and only remember one thing: someone mistaking the professor for Pavarotti and him saying "Pavarotti speak-a like-a dis. Do I speak-a like-a dis?"

This pops into my head every time I see Gimli on screen.

Edit: Lolz, found the clip:

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I put an embarrassing amount of time into thinking about a Candy that made any sense at all because I really don't like it. No one else will take this route, but I'm completely screwed if I wait and someone actually does. The M.A.D. Cats Team Candy could only be Candy Cummings

Cummings is commonly known as likely the worst player enshrined in the Baseball Hall of Fame. His only claim to fame is inventing the Curveball. That's how low the bar was.

@Lord Defect is back up.

 

[Starat327]

I put an embarrassing amount of time into thinking about a Candy that made any sense at all because I really don't like it. No one else will take this route, but I'm completely screwed if I wait and someone actually does. The M.A.D. Cats Team Candy could only be Candy Cummings

Cummings is commonly known as likely the worst player enshrined in the Baseball Hall of Fame. His only claim to fame is inventing the Curveball. That's how low the bar was.

@Lord Defect is back up.

Excellently done.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I put an embarrassing amount of time into thinking about a Candy that made any sense at all because I really don't like it. No one else will take this route, but I'm completely screwed if I wait and someone actually does. The M.A.D. Cats Team Candy could only be Candy Cummings

Cummings is commonly known as likely the worst player enshrined in the Baseball Hall of Fame. His only claim to fame is inventing the Curveball. That's how low the bar was.

@Lord Defect is back up.

"You bastard, you sniped my candy pick!"






... said no one. Ever.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

"You bastard, you sniped my candy pick!"






... said no one. Ever.

With the amount of Victorian athletes I have, you do NOT want me challenging you to a duel. We're veterans.

 

[BernieParent]

Damn I’m only 55, not half past dead.

Oh, and I’m retired, live in beautiful and fully paid for home, and I drink 15 year old scotch any damn time I want to.

Oh, and did I mention that I actually get paid for doing what I love to do and would do for free?

So, in conclusion

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You and I could compare 1970-ish kindergarten bowl cuts.

 

[dragonoffrost]

You and I could compare 1970-ish kindergarten bowl cuts.

Someone unearthed a picture of a group of friends from 8th grade recently... It was horrifying

 

[BernieParent]

Sandstrom, Ulf Samuelsson, and Matthew Barnaby were all under strong consideration but narrowly missed.

My money was on you going Barnaby.

 

[Lord Defect]

As the bastion of science and progress in this sea of depravity, the M.A.D. Cats are proud to add not just a shoe, but really a landmark moment in the history of man.



Welcome aboard, Slick Shoes.

We would also like to thank absolutely none of you refusing to help us even a tiny bit by selecting "Chelsea Dagger" as a Goal or Warm-up Song despite it being one of the most famous options currently used in the NHL. We just wanted to make a terrible Fratellis joke. You're all the worst.

Beautiful pick.
I have no idea what you’re talking about with the help you apparently asked for.

 

[ajgoal]

I put an embarrassing amount of time into thinking about a Candy that made any sense at all because I really don't like it. No one else will take this route, but I'm completely screwed if I wait and someone actually does. The M.A.D. Cats Team Candy could only be Candy Cummings

Cummings is commonly known as likely the worst player enshrined in the Baseball Hall of Fame. His only claim to fame is inventing the Curveball. That's how low the bar was.

@Lord Defect is back up.

This use of candy opened so many doors.

 

[Lord Defect]

I watched this show in the 90s and only remember one thing: someone mistaking the professor for Pavarotti and him saying "Pavarotti speak-a like-a dis. Do I speak-a like-a dis?"

This pops into my head every time I see Gimli on screen.

Edit: Lolz, found the clip:

Lol that’s will sasso, with hair!

 

[Lord Defect]

This use of candy opened so many doors.

Many not rated for this forum

 

[Lord Defect]

I shall be celebrating passing my test, and will be delaying my pick for a while. Please feel free to continue the draft, and I will jump in whenever I get to it. The only pick I have locked is my last pick, so there’s no chance to snipe me, you savages.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I shall be celebrating passing my test, and will be delaying my pick for a while. Please feel free to continue the draft, and I will jump in whenever I get to it. The only pick I have locked is my last pick, so there’s no chance to snipe me, you savages.

What test?

 

[Ghosts Beer]

My money was on you going Barnaby.

I came oh so close. Barnaby is my favorite pest of all-time. But since there are so many great players on everyone else's historical squads, I wanted mine to be comprised of players who could compete against those historical teams. Hence flanking Hunter with Tikkanen and Claude Lemieux. Tikkanen and Lemieux are in the top 15 all-time in playoff goals scored, in addition to being among the most historically hated NHL villains and excellent defensive wingers.

Tikkanen won 5 Stanley Cups. Claude Lemieux won 4 Stanley Cups.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Hollywood Couturier you are up.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Hollywood Couturier you are up.

Getting settled into being home pick coming shortly.

 

[BiggE]

This arrived today!!

Thanks @Captain Dave Poulin

 

[dragonoffrost]

Things you don't expect to hear in work...

Employee one: what you doing this weekend?

Employee two: watching porn eating cheetos and wondering why my dick is orange...

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks will select as our Team Message Board poster... @Surrounded By Ahos.

He has shown his ability to live in an alternate reality by stating the Canes board is better than the Flyers board so... he’ll fit right in.

 

[pit]

Things you don't expect to hear in work...

Employee one: what you doing this weekend?

Employee two: watching porn eating cheetos and wondering why my dick is orange...

You work at Mar-a-lago?*


*It's not political humour if they're not in politics anymore!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@ajgoal is up

 

[ajgoal]

It's important to have someone capable of getting the word out. Of making sure your brand is known throughout the area, and that the things that are written about it are factual and grammatically correct. And since we like sarcasm and have been made grouchy by the decisions of certain entities on Earth Prime, it would be helpful if this individual matched these qualities.

Los Angeles is proud to select its team shoe, newspaper editor extraordinaire, P. Martin "Shoe" Shoemaker.

@Ghosts Beer