NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

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Captain Dave Poulin

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It's important to have someone capable of getting the word out. Of making sure your brand is known throughout the area, and that the things that are written about it are factual and grammatically correct. And since we like sarcasm and have been made grouchy by the decisions of certain entities on Earth Prime, it would be helpful if this individual matched these qualities.

Los Angeles is proud to select its team shoe, newspaper editor extraordinaire, P. Martin "Shoe" Shoemaker.

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@Ghosts Beer

Holy shit, nice one.
 

BiggE

SELL THE DAMN TEAM
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The Fink is in the house!

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Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the ring, the former multi time ECW champion, ROB VAN DAM!!!

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RVD: Um, what?

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VM: JUST READ THE DAMN CARD, DAMMIT!!

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RVD: uh sure dude, with their Dealers Choice pick the Jacksonville Methgators select the greatest stuff on earth, and my dear friend, WEED!!!
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May god have mercy on my soul

@pit , it’s all you
 

Lord Defect

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Congrats! I know from my FIL that they make some damn good money. I hope you get paid as well as they do up north.
Thank you!
I won’t. It’s for my current job which still in tails operating a fork lift, backhoe, showplow and other responsibilities.
If I left to be a straight up crane operator I’d make bank but it wouldn’t come close to my health care and retirement.
 

Captain Dave Poulin

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The Fink is in the house!

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Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the ring, the former multi time ECW champion, ROB VAN DAM!!!

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RVD: Um, what?

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VM: JUST READ THE DAMN CARD, DAMMIT!!

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RVD: uh sure dude, with their Dealers Choice pick the Jacksonville Methgators select the greatest stuff on earth, and my dear friend, WEED!!!
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May god have mercy on my soul

@pit , it’s all you

Just so you know, your weed isn't going to have a smell - GKJ already chose that as team scent.
 

pit

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Dietrich Mateschitz: Douglas mein main mann.
GM Doug: Hi boss. To what do I owe the pleasure?
DM: Vell Douglas, I tink you haff had a good run of late und I tink-
GM Doug: Oh god, you're firing me aren't you? I'm going to be left behind when you all go to the Megaverse. No more Chipotle for Dougie!
DM: Nein nein Douglas, my purpose vas to giff you a break. You deserve a vacation.
GM Doug: Oh, wow, oh my, thank you so much. But, uh, who will run the team?
DM: Vell, who is your assistant?
GM Doug: I mean, I don't have one. That's why I am always bouncing ideas off players and historical players and coaches and you and Nardwuar.
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DM: Zen I tink you need some help. Could you draft a helpful shoe or sometink?
GM Doug: Not really. Maybe a tv show, like a hockey show, for their sports knowledge?
DM: Zee one thing I haff learned in sports is the broadcasters know scheisse.
GM Doug: Perhaps I should just keep working now, you know, do non-hockey picks and then next phase I'll have backup if we are picking more hockey things. So I can get someone who knows hockey.
DM: Honestly Douglas, I have grown bored with this conversation. Do as you vill.

GM Doug: Ok, so while I expect he will be reticent and might not ever show up here, I'll make this pick if only to keep him off other team's rosters. With the whatever round we are in pick of the Quackverse Mega Draft Extravaganza, the Chicago Chimpanzees select @FLYguy3911 . With depth of knowledge, wit and enough sense to avoid this thread, Flyguy's a perfect fit for our needs in this organ-eye-zation.

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@Young Sandwich , pick away!
 

BernieParent

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Dietrich Mateschitz: Douglas mein main mann.
GM Doug: Hi boss. To what do I owe the pleasure?
DM: Vell Douglas, I tink you haff had a good run of late und I tink-
GM Doug: Oh god, you're firing me aren't you? I'm going to be left behind when you all go to the Megaverse. No more Chipotle for Dougie!
DM: Nein nein Douglas, my purpose vas to giff you a break. You deserve a vacation.
GM Doug: Oh, wow, oh my, thank you so much. But, uh, who will run the team?
DM: Vell, who is your assistant?
GM Doug: I mean, I don't have one. That's why I am always bouncing ideas off players and historical players and coaches and you and Nardwuar.
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DM: Zen I tink you need some help. Could you draft a helpful shoe or sometink?
GM Doug: Not really. Maybe a tv show, like a hockey show, for their sports knowledge?
DM: Zee one thing I haff learned in sports is the broadcasters know scheisse.
GM Doug: Perhaps I should just keep working now, you know, do non-hockey picks and then next phase I'll have backup if we are picking more hockey things. So I can get someone who knows hockey.
DM: Honestly Douglas, I have grown bored with this conversation. Do as you vill.

GM Doug: Ok, so while I expect he will be reticent and might not ever show up here, I'll make this pick if only to keep him off other team's rosters. With the whatever round we are in pick of the Quackverse Mega Draft Extravaganza, the Chicago Chimpanzees select @FLYguy3911 . With depth of knowledge, wit and enough sense to avoid this thread, Flyguy's a perfect fit for our needs in this organ-eye-zation.

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@Young Sandwich , pick away!

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Thanks for your "unofficial" input on the FireSticks, Fly.
 
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