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Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Oh, right. He's basically a huge pervert too, so same difference.
I’ll have you know the only porn we do at Lakehurst is disaster porn.
Oh, right. He's basically a huge pervert too, so same difference.
I feel like the pickins are slim so they're going like hotcakesNever thought there'd be a run on Lawyers in here.
They're only slim if you have no imagination.I feel like the pickins are slim so they're going like hotcakes
I’m not kidding when I say that was the most important pick I’ve made since this started.Never thought there'd be a run on Lawyers in here.
And yet you got it wrong.I’m not kidding when I say that was the most important pick I’ve made since this started.
Top of the listAlright so without further adieu we’re ready to make our pick.
The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are overjoyed to be able to add his person to our franchise. It’s possibly the most important pick we’ve made thus far.
So with that said, we’re proud to announce as our Team TV/Movie Lawyer... Vincent LaGuardia Gambini (aka Jerry Gallo, aka Jerry Callo so loophole closed on that one)
Frankly I’m shocked and embarrassed that you guys let him fall to me. That’s just poor drafting on all of your parts.
@Magua you’re up. Also,
Themz fightin wordsAnd yet you got it wrong.
But I don't want to bring annoying musicians with us into the QV
You uncultured swine.And yet you got it wrong.
Really tempted to pick a lawyer, since apparently we have some legal simps here, but I simply need to select someone for my spite band. I want to spew my miasma of hatred into the atmosphere to really kick things off. Emphasis on kick. Stomping, really. I'll probably need a good lawyer after this.
The Honolulu Ghibli, with bugged out twitchy eyes, announce as the first member of our Band of Horseshit.......Steve Vai (vocals/guitar, technically).
What a f***ing douche nozzle. This dumbass is a parody of an 80s rock guitarist who escaped the land of fiction and forgot he was a parody. He just looks like a bozo, with his leathery outfits and tassels and feathered hair and colored glasses. That twisty orgasmic pretend face this egomaniac makes when playing guitar hero elevator music. Steve Vai's love for Steve Vai goes up to 11.
Lord have mercy. The worst part is he has monstrous technical talent as a guitarist. He just has the greatest sin a musician can have that makes all physical talent null and void: no ear whatsoever. He's like a hockey player who hotdogs in practice and can't do anything effective in an actual game. Combine all that with zero lack of restraint in his playing and a narcissistic streak a mile wide. If this bumfire of the vanities actually came across a REAL feeling in his music, it would be crushed under the weight of his ego. His music has less soul than Dr. Faustus. Even his guitar tone is audial diarrhea.
A triple necked guitar! Steven, tell us you're compensating for something without telling us you're compensating for something. I'm seething right now. Spittle is flying so hard it's striking all those f***ing chimes he uses in his music.
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@ajgoal -- calm me down, man, calm me down
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On the bright side, this saves me probably an hour of typing up a rant.