NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOURTEEN! Part One!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Good morning @Captain Dave Poulin , while I love films, I’m gonna pass on the directors draft. I’ve just got too much going on these days and one draft is enough. Thanks and sorry for the late notice

No probs, pal - you are doing great stuff and wouldn't be included in anyone's spite supergroup

 

[mja]

@Magua started off the Spite Supergroup picks excellently, and as you can see, @JojoTheWhale agrees. One of my favorite things about this category is that it is going to unleash Jojo's bile, which we don't get to see as often as I would like. Spite is great, isn't it? MORE MORE MORE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, I am going to try to compose myself enough to write this out without too many asterisks.

So this toothy c*** is absolutely top of my list of musicians I hate. I loathe him so much that it shocks even me, living my life on top of this melted-down radioactive blast furnace, but I think it is proportionate to what he has done to my eyes and ears and brain.

I was out there letting the chickens out and seeing them shit all over the patio made me think of him and wonder, quote, "Why do you hate him so much?" The fact is that this is what I referenced the other day - a case of something or someone being so obviously shit that you shouldn't have to justify to people why you are calling them shit. You have functioning eyeballs, right? Just look at the c***. Just look at the mule teeth in this c***'s face. Do I really have to explain why this is a Grade A thunderc***? Really?

I don't know, the sight of him just set me off right from the very beginning, even before he started smiling at everyone. I mean, the reason he started smiling at everyone was because he was stealing all that money. Can you even imagine hating your money enough that you would give it to him? It's only about a trillion times worse than wasting it on the Flyers. F***, man, how stupid can you be? Are you deaf? Even if you are deaf, are you blind too for f***'s sake?

And then there's the "music," which might be even worse than the sight of the c***. I can't tell you how much it pains me to not be able to include the other c***s in this "band" in the torture on the way to the Quackverse, but I trust that someone else in here will have the good sense to pick them up. If you can sit there and listen to this f***ing abortion of a noise and not fill up with pure hatred, I don't know what to tell you. If you can watch it and not cringe yourself into a coma, seek professional psychiatric counseling.



What the f*** do they think they are doing? Motherf***ers. Do you wonder why people talk shit about "Jersey"? THIS is why. F***ing hell. I know it's not your fault, so don't get upset - I'm just saying, these thunderc***s are the reason you have to listen to slander all the time. Just look at them. How could anyone tolerate this shit?



How simple and deranged do you have to be emotionally to be moved by that in any but a homicidal way? I could understand - MAYBE - if you were, like, Nell living alone in a cabin in the forest without any human contact or any way to access normal human communication. You wouldn't have anything to compare this too. But at the same time, Nell has surely seen deer and possums and badgers and f*** knows what else making sweet love in the forest (doggy-style, obviously) all animalistically, and she has seen them shit everywhere and eat gross shit and do various other activities, but I guarantee you she has never seen anything as f***ed as these thunderc***s. I know that doesn't make any sense - just don't at me.

And it's f***ing "JON" - the stupid bitch can't even spell his own name. It's like if I wrote a letter to him this way:

"Dear Bitc,

You are a stupid bitc, you tunderc***.

Yours in Christ,
Cap"

This might be the worst of all, and that's saying something. Despite Sam Kinison kicking it off, this is just ... I don't know. This should be the theme song of the #DarkestTimeline. I seriously can't even.



F*** him, f*** them, f*** me for being born, and f*** my life.

​

Team Member (literally) - Jon Bon F***ing Jovi - Vocals, Guitar, Gibberish, F*** Yourself

@DancingPanther

I think all of us knew this was coming.

 

[BiggE]

I think all of us knew this was coming.

My ultimate douchebag musician is thankfully still available. Um, yay?

 

[DancingPanther]

@Magua started off the Spite Supergroup picks excellently, and as you can see, @JojoTheWhale agrees. One of my favorite things about this category is that it is going to unleash Jojo's bile, which we don't get to see as often as I would like. Spite is great, isn't it? MORE MORE MORE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, I am going to try to compose myself enough to write this out without too many asterisks.

So this toothy c*** is absolutely top of my list of musicians I hate. I loathe him so much that it shocks even me, living my life on top of this melted-down radioactive blast furnace, but I think it is proportionate to what he has done to my eyes and ears and brain.

I was out there letting the chickens out and seeing them shit all over the patio made me think of him and wonder, quote, "Why do you hate him so much?" The fact is that this is what I referenced the other day - a case of something or someone being so obviously shit that you shouldn't have to justify to people why you are calling them shit. You have functioning eyeballs, right? Just look at the c***. Just look at the mule teeth in this c***'s face. Do I really have to explain why this is a Grade A thunderc***? Really?

I don't know, the sight of him just set me off right from the very beginning, even before he started smiling at everyone. I mean, the reason he started smiling at everyone was because he was stealing all that money. Can you even imagine hating your money enough that you would give it to him? It's only about a trillion times worse than wasting it on the Flyers. F***, man, how stupid can you be? Are you deaf? Even if you are deaf, are you blind too for f***'s sake?

And then there's the "music," which might be even worse than the sight of the c***. I can't tell you how much it pains me to not be able to include the other c***s in this "band" in the torture on the way to the Quackverse, but I trust that someone else in here will have the good sense to pick them up. If you can sit there and listen to this f***ing abortion of a noise and not fill up with pure hatred, I don't know what to tell you. If you can watch it and not cringe yourself into a coma, seek professional psychiatric counseling.



What the f*** do they think they are doing? Motherf***ers. Do you wonder why people talk shit about "Jersey"? THIS is why. F***ing hell. I know it's not your fault, so don't get upset - I'm just saying, these thunderc***s are the reason you have to listen to slander all the time. Just look at them. How could anyone tolerate this shit?



How simple and deranged do you have to be emotionally to be moved by that in any but a homicidal way? I could understand - MAYBE - if you were, like, Nell living alone in a cabin in the forest without any human contact or any way to access normal human communication. You wouldn't have anything to compare this too. But at the same time, Nell has surely seen deer and possums and badgers and f*** knows what else making sweet love in the forest (doggy-style, obviously) all animalistically, and she has seen them shit everywhere and eat gross shit and do various other activities, but I guarantee you she has never seen anything as f***ed as these thunderc***s. I know that doesn't make any sense - just don't at me.

And it's f***ing "JON" - the stupid bitch can't even spell his own name. It's like if I wrote a letter to him this way:

"Dear Bitc,

You are a stupid bitc, you tunderc***.

Yours in Crist,
Cap"

This might be the worst of all, and that's saying something. Despite Sam Kinison kicking it off, this is just ... I don't know. This should be the theme song of the #DarkestTimeline. I seriously can't even.




F*** him, f*** them, f*** me for being born, and f*** my life.

​

Team Member (literally) - Jon Bon F***ing Jovi - Vocals, Guitar, Gibberish, F*** Yourself

@DancingPanther

Welp. This is about all I got here

 

[DancingPanther]

I may be nice (too nice?) about music because I can always find a musical redeeming quality. "Yo that's a cool blue note" or "gotta respect the bassist" or whatever. But I can tell you I find Nicki Minaj absolutely abhorrent. Or abwhorent? She offers no musical redeeming qualities. Her voice is f***ing annoying, her beats are boring and elementary, and her lyricism is uncreative and again elementary. She is incapable of wordplay or meter play. Her flow is the same all the time, if you want to call it that, and she is incapable of any sort of interesting rhythmic quality to her bars using stressed and unstressed patterns. And did I mention she sounds f***ing annoying? Her bad girl shtick is as fake as her nails which is as fake as her weaves which are as fake as her butt, of which shaking is one of the driving forces of her fame. Pathetic. f*** you Nicki, I'm not even bolding your name.

 

[DancingPanther]

@GKJ

 

[GKJ]

I'm starting with my band of horseshit, and I like the Smiths, don't love them, but I'll listen to them

But I f***ing can't stand Morrissey. At least on his own. As we've learned in Flyerdom this week, people like to be mad and pissed off on purpose, and few people manifest that more than Morrissey. So far ahead off his time. Just a miserable person who makes being miserable his brand. I don't know how he lives a healthy life doing it and I wish I could respect it.

@Hurricane28

 

[DancingPanther]

The only question is

Does Chuck Fletcher know what it takes to build a winning roster in 2022?

Because this question is loudly begged after his clear retooling of the team and his highlighting, in his own words, of how much better defensively the team was in the first 10 games this season and his repeated emphasis on team defense.

In other words, he set out with a plan to make the team better, executed it, and the team is worse.

 

[ajgoal]

The only question is

Does Chuck Fletcher know what it takes to build a winning roster in 2022?

Because this question is loudly begged after his clear retooling of the team and his highlighting, in his own words, of how much better defensively the team was in the first 10 games this season and his repeated emphasis on team defense.

In other words, he set out with a plan to make the team better, executed it, and the team is worse.

Get that stuff out of our safe space.

 

[DancingPanther]

I once again don't know how this happened. I clicked a notification from starat that took me to the roster thread, did a couple posts of backtracking, posted that, and now it's here. Idk. Idc.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Gross.

 

[ajgoal]

I once again don't know how this happened. I clicked a notification from starat that took me to the roster thread, did a couple posts of backtracking, posted that, and now it's here. Idk. Idc.

Just joshing. This forum is starting to take on the character of its team.

 

[DancingPanther]

Just joshing. This forum is starting to take on the character of its team.

It's like Stockholm syndrome lol

 

[ajgoal]

@Captain Dave Poulin FYI, you're missing your own GIF on the spreadsheet.

 

[mja]

I once again don't know how this happened. I clicked a notification from starat that took me to the roster thread, did a couple posts of backtracking, posted that, and now it's here. Idk. Idc.

As punishment, your prior selection is now being reassigned as your Team Babe. Sorry.

 

[ajgoal]

As punishment, your prior selection is now being reassigned as your Team Babe. Sorry.

That may be the meanest thing anyone's ever said.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@BernieParent you can go in the director's draft when you are ready. It is now open for everyone's comments and picks, but remember - NO PICK-TIPPING!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I once again don't know how this happened. I clicked a notification from starat that took me to the roster thread, did a couple posts of backtracking, posted that, and now it's here. Idk. Idc.

It's OK, friend, you are doing a FINE job, a FINE job.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin FYI, you're missing your own GIF on the spreadsheet.

Thank you kindly.

 

[Adam Warlock]

It really is infuriating that other teams get games postponed for covid issues but the Flyers are forced to play.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yep. The walls are definitely breaking down. We’ll be in the Quackverse any day now.

 

[ajgoal]

Yep. The walls are definitely breaking down. We’ll be in the Quackverse any day now.

Thank whoever is listening.

 

[Lord Defect]

We're very disappointed that some of our top spite band picks are unavailable. Weinberg. Garcia. Lennon/Mccartney/Harrison. Lavigne. That's a pretty spiteworthy group right there. But there are plenty of other fish we can fry (literally?), and honestly, while we would enjoy being the ones to set up their torture and eventual demise, if anyone else picks them, we still win. So we shall wait.

We're confident that the wrong lawyers will continue to get picked, as well. What are the other categories? We'll figure it out. So here we go. Get this out of the way, like yanking off a duct tape band-aid.

Despite the fact that I post in a hockey forum, and like the sport and love my team despite its well-documented flaws, I generally have the ability to shut off games if I'm not enjoying myself. I can even stop following my teams for stretches if it's not enjoyable. I'm not such a die hard where I usually lose sleep or otherwise get seriously upset when my team loses.

Except for this. Hopefully, this will end up like our team phobia, and get purged from existence forever. So when that happens, you all know who to thank.



Yeah, it's the chalk pick. But damned if it still doesn't hurt a bit.

Team terribad sports moment: Patrick Kane

@Captain Dave Poulin

There’s almost no point in taking any other pick. This was gut wrenching.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Magua started off the Spite Supergroup picks excellently, and as you can see, @JojoTheWhale agrees. One of my favorite things about this category is that it is going to unleash Jojo's bile, which we don't get to see as often as I would like. Spite is great, isn't it? MORE MORE MORE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, I am going to try to compose myself enough to write this out without too many asterisks.

So this toothy c*** is absolutely top of my list of musicians I hate. I loathe him so much that it shocks even me, living my life on top of this melted-down radioactive blast furnace, but I think it is proportionate to what he has done to my eyes and ears and brain.

I was out there letting the chickens out and seeing them shit all over the patio made me think of him and wonder, quote, "Why do you hate him so much?" The fact is that this is what I referenced the other day - a case of something or someone being so obviously shit that you shouldn't have to justify to people why you are calling them shit. You have functioning eyeballs, right? Just look at the c***. Just look at the mule teeth in this c***'s face. Do I really have to explain why this is a Grade A thunderc***? Really?

I don't know, the sight of him just set me off right from the very beginning, even before he started smiling at everyone. I mean, the reason he started smiling at everyone was because he was stealing all that money. Can you even imagine hating your money enough that you would give it to him? It's only about a trillion times worse than wasting it on the Flyers. F***, man, how stupid can you be? Are you deaf? Even if you are deaf, are you blind too for f***'s sake?

And then there's the "music," which might be even worse than the sight of the c***. I can't tell you how much it pains me to not be able to include the other c***s in this "band" in the torture on the way to the Quackverse, but I trust that someone else in here will have the good sense to pick them up. If you can sit there and listen to this f***ing abortion of a noise and not fill up with pure hatred, I don't know what to tell you. If you can watch it and not cringe yourself into a coma, seek professional psychiatric counseling.



What the f*** do they think they are doing? Motherf***ers. Do you wonder why people talk shit about "Jersey"? THIS is why. F***ing hell. I know it's not your fault, so don't get upset - I'm just saying, these thunderc***s are the reason you have to listen to slander all the time. Just look at them. How could anyone tolerate this shit?



How simple and deranged do you have to be emotionally to be moved by that in any but a homicidal way? I could understand - MAYBE - if you were, like, Nell living alone in a cabin in the forest without any human contact or any way to access normal human communication. You wouldn't have anything to compare this too. But at the same time, Nell has surely seen deer and possums and badgers and f*** knows what else making sweet love in the forest (doggy-style, obviously) all animalistically, and she has seen them shit everywhere and eat gross shit and do various other activities, but I guarantee you she has never seen anything as f***ed as these thunderc***s. I know that doesn't make any sense - just don't at me.

And it's f***ing "JON" - the stupid bitch can't even spell his own name. It's like if I wrote a letter to him this way:

"Dear Bitc,

You are a stupid bitc, you tunderc***.

Yours in Crist,
Cap"

This might be the worst of all, and that's saying something. Despite Sam Kinison kicking it off, this is just ... I don't know. This should be the theme song of the #DarkestTimeline. I seriously can't even.




F*** him, f*** them, f*** me for being born, and f*** my life.

​

Team Member (literally) - Jon Bon F***ing Jovi - Vocals, Guitar, Gibberish, F*** Yourself

@DancingPanther

Oh you dick head.
It’s probably for the best you took him because my spite picks are not worthy of write ups.

 

[Lord Defect]

Actually cap, can I PM you my spite picks for you to write up. I’m sure you will hate them as much as I do and will do they justice with your rage.