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NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!
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Asnito
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Lord Defect
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You should think about flipping the switch and only picking while drunk
ajgoal
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Lord Defect
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There's nothing like a draft where no one ever drafts anyone.
Drunk bastard @Rebels57 is still on the clock until like 4:30. Hopefully he can process brunch and his hangover by then. @GKJ is on deck. @Lord Defect is at the bottom in every single way, sitting on two picks and planning to somehow make this all worse.
I'm watching this Chinese series called ... "Yes, I Do," maybe. Chinese to English is an impossible transition, but it's basically just another "Heart Signal," which rules. It hasn't been super exciting or anything yet, but the studio panel is very entertaining, and it's just nice to have it around. The one bad thing with these Chinese shows is that it reminds me that China is the way it is. I LOVE Chinese ladies, and by my calculations, since there are more than 1.4 billion Chinese, and around 48% of those are Chinese ladies, there are like ... 700 million Chinese ladies around. Not only that, but a lot of them are single, because just like in most countries, Chinese ladies work now, and that leads to ladies being single longer, which is awesome. But China has all the communism and plagues and snakes and whatnot, so those 700 million Chinese ladies are difficult to get to. What a waste.
I hope we get some picks today, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
Drunk bastard @Rebels57 is still on the clock until like 4:30. Hopefully he can process brunch and his hangover by then. @GKJ is on deck. @Lord Defect is at the bottom in every single way, sitting on two picks and planning to somehow make this all worse.
I'm watching this Chinese series called ... "Yes, I Do," maybe. Chinese to English is an impossible transition, but it's basically just another "Heart Signal," which rules. It hasn't been super exciting or anything yet, but the studio panel is very entertaining, and it's just nice to have it around. The one bad thing with these Chinese shows is that it reminds me that China is the way it is. I LOVE Chinese ladies, and by my calculations, since there are more than 1.4 billion Chinese, and around 48% of those are Chinese ladies, there are like ... 700 million Chinese ladies around. Not only that, but a lot of them are single, because just like in most countries, Chinese ladies work now, and that leads to ladies being single longer, which is awesome. But China has all the communism and plagues and snakes and whatnot, so those 700 million Chinese ladies are difficult to get to. What a waste.
I hope we get some picks today, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
At this rate, my next pick will be on the same date the Flyers win their next Cup, the 33rd of Never
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Good news, i'm not too hungover since I did most of my Saturday boozing during the day at this country club (was there for a surprise party for my wifes coworker). It had a digital beer wall.
The FOG will keep it simple here and select DAVID JIRICEK as our 1st FUTUREHEAD pick. I look forward to David making the Flyers look stupid and becoming a 1RD for the next decade.
@GKJ you up
The FOG will keep it simple here and select DAVID JIRICEK as our 1st FUTUREHEAD pick. I look forward to David making the Flyers look stupid and becoming a 1RD for the next decade.
@GKJ you up
Q: What did the woodpecker say to the woodpicker?
A: "PICK SOMETHING, FOR F***'S SAKE!"
We start the day with @GKJ still on the clock for another hour and a half. @Lord Defect is on deck with a pair of misguided and f***ed ideas which will just waste more time. Then it's back to GKJ, then @Rebels57, then Hurricane. It's understandable that this is happening now, since we just re-started, but remember that we are on a six-hour clock as of the second round, so keep an eye on it in case I am AFK for a while.
I had a dream last night that I was in that Chinese dating show, but in a different house with some different people. One of the girls was from the university in Thailand, two I don't remember, and one was a combination of my all-time favorite from the Korean "Heart Signal" and someone important from real life. She is the one I was flirting with, but of course she had a lame boyfriend (the dream didn't follow the rules of the show, the bastard). We had a party and there was a typical dream time lapse - when it cleared up, one of the Chinese guys was berating me for getting too wasted and embarrassing him because I couldn't remember the name of his work colleague, who was a guest at the party. Everyone was kind of looking at me, intervention-style, and I apologized. Someone asked me if I ate dinner, and I said "No," then someone else said "Yes you did." F***'s sake. Then my favorite's boyfriend left, and I sincerely said goodbye to him - my exact words were, quote, "Bye, Wong" - and I prepared to resume my flirting. I was just too hammered, and everyone was still kind of looking at me, so I left the room and went downstairs, secretly hoping she would come down to check on me.
Then, of course, the me character had to pee, and the whole scene dissolved to real life with me lying there needing to pee. F***.
A: "PICK SOMETHING, FOR F***'S SAKE!"
We start the day with @GKJ still on the clock for another hour and a half. @Lord Defect is on deck with a pair of misguided and f***ed ideas which will just waste more time. Then it's back to GKJ, then @Rebels57, then Hurricane. It's understandable that this is happening now, since we just re-started, but remember that we are on a six-hour clock as of the second round, so keep an eye on it in case I am AFK for a while.
I had a dream last night that I was in that Chinese dating show, but in a different house with some different people. One of the girls was from the university in Thailand, two I don't remember, and one was a combination of my all-time favorite from the Korean "Heart Signal" and someone important from real life. She is the one I was flirting with, but of course she had a lame boyfriend (the dream didn't follow the rules of the show, the bastard). We had a party and there was a typical dream time lapse - when it cleared up, one of the Chinese guys was berating me for getting too wasted and embarrassing him because I couldn't remember the name of his work colleague, who was a guest at the party. Everyone was kind of looking at me, intervention-style, and I apologized. Someone asked me if I ate dinner, and I said "No," then someone else said "Yes you did." F***'s sake. Then my favorite's boyfriend left, and I sincerely said goodbye to him - my exact words were, quote, "Bye, Wong" - and I prepared to resume my flirting. I was just too hammered, and everyone was still kind of looking at me, so I left the room and went downstairs, secretly hoping she would come down to check on me.
Then, of course, the me character had to pee, and the whole scene dissolved to real life with me lying there needing to pee. F***.
GKJ
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BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Waiting for Defect to pick is like waiting for a root canal.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Are you speaking from experience based off of your trip to the dentist?
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
No, thankfully I only needed a crown.
Lord Defect
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It’s nice to be back
Without further ado, The Stay Pufts would like to select our anthem singer and apparently anthem. Yes cap, the singers name rhymes with Barry Underwood.
Baby can you stand by your man, by Larry Underwood.
Second pick will take a little time
Without further ado, The Stay Pufts would like to select our anthem singer and apparently anthem. Yes cap, the singers name rhymes with Barry Underwood.
Baby can you stand by your man, by Larry Underwood.
Second pick will take a little time
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
It’s 4pm, I’m ready to drink
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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For our team trainer we wanted someone that can mold champions from bums. Someone that can spit nail. Someone that can eat lightning and crap thunder.
Mickey
Catch the chicken @GKJ
Mickey
Catch the chicken @GKJ
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GKJ
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The FOG will stick with Futureheads and snag our 1st forward. JOAKIM KEMMEL, welcome to the freakshow.
@Hurricane28 what's the forecast?
@Hurricane28 what's the forecast?
Lord Defect
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Am I the only one that hasn’t taken a player this round yet?
Hollywood Cannon
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Lord Defect
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Sorry I haven’t been paying attention, just skimming until my pick. @Captain Dave Poulin can you catch me up so I don’t pick something already picked?
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