NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You can take these guys back out.

Thank you.

He's not re-writing categories. He's just saying that his organization is the brains behind the Team Olympian now.

Huh?

 

[Lord Defect]

Thank you for your reading comprehension

Way to go quote feature. Not sure how the quote managed to be present while writing my reply but absent from the sent reply.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Thank you.



Huh?

Try and think through the lens of a defective brain.

Defect acquired that category suggestion choice of "Team Olympic Champion" because he thought that was a better category to have had his organization come up with than the one that they actually did (Mythological Creature).

It's stupid, yes, but alas.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Try and think through the lens of a defective brain.

Defect acquired that category suggestion choice of "Team Olympic Champion" because he thought that was a better category to have had his organization come up with than the one that they actually did (Mythological Creature).

It's stupid, yes, but alas.

"It's stupid, yes" is all there is to it, no? Unless you want that moron coming up with categories and retconning everything we have done?

 

[Lord Defect]

Thank you.



Huh?

The category 1 and category 2 picks were selections for possible future categories. The Sexpos took team chef and Olympian, while the Pufts selected lair/hq and mythological creature.
We’re not swapping the actual mythological creatures, just the idea of the mythological creature for the idea of team chef.

"It's stupid, yes" is all there is to it, no? Unless you want that moron coming up with categories and retconning everything we have done?

You are completely not grasping this.

 

[Young Sandwich]

It looks like the only lineups I still need are @CanadianFlyer88 , @Chuck Downie and @GKJ of course.

Plus anyone who gave me four D pairs has to cut one of them. Sorry for being flaky.



You should be docked thousands of Quackverse Euros for letting that numbskull announce the f***ing thing. I don't know if you noticed, but it didn't make any f***ing sense.

I was in meetings all morning so I graciously allowed His Defectiveness to drop the news. I apologize for the inconvenience.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The category 1 and category 2 picks were selections for possible future categories. The Sexpos took team chef and Olympian, while the Pufts selected lair/hq and mythological creature.
We’re not swapping the actual mythological creatures, just the idea of the mythological creature for the idea of team chef.

If this makes sense, can someone with a brain explain it to me in simple English?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

If this makes sense, can someone with a brain explain it to me in simple English?

Defect's franchise gets to claim that they thought of the "Team Olympic Athlete" and "Team Chef" category.

Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Lord Defect]

If this makes sense, can someone with a brain explain it to me in simple English?

My team mythological creature was baron Samidi, the Sexpos was kitsuni. We’re not swapping those, we’re swapping the category 1 selection of having taking myth and chef as the selection.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Defect's franchise gets to claim that they thought of the "Team Olympic Athlete" and "Team Chef" category.

Nothing more, nothing less.

We already have a Team HQ/Base/Lair category. And why does this nonsense need to be part of a trade? All they have to do is tell me the categories and I'll write them down to do later. F***'s sake.

My team mythological creature was baron Samidi, the Sexpos was kitsuni. We’re not swapping those, we’re swapping the category 1 selection of having taking myth and chef as the selection.

Why?

Try and think through the lens of a defective brain.

Defect acquired that category suggestion choice of "Team Olympic Champion" because he thought that was a better category to have had his organization come up with than the one that they actually did (Mythological Creature).

It's stupid, yes, but alas.

So he just wants to make me go in and change a bunch of boxes and do more pointless work. I wonder if he knows how hard he can f*** off with that shit.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We already have a Team HQ/Base/Lair category. And why does this nonsense need to be part of a trade? All they have to do is tell me the categories and I'll write them down to do later. F***'s sake.



Why?

Yes, we have those because the Sexpos chose those categories when we had "Select A Category" picks. Now the Stay Pufts get to say they picked those categories.

It's moronic but it's completely on brand for Defect.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yes, we have those because the Sexpos chose those categories when we had "Select A Category" picks. Now the Stay Pufts get to say they picked those categories.

It's moronic but it's completely on brand for Defect.

I'm disappointed that you understood that and let it get this far without telling him to f*** off.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm disappointed that you understood that and let it get this far without telling him to f*** off.

To be fair, i'm the one that questioned why the hell it happened in the first place.

 

[Young Sandwich]

So he just wants to make me go in and change a bunch of boxes and do more pointless work. I wonder if he knows how hard he can f*** off with that shit.

Yes, this.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Lord Defect]

Hey @Captain Dave Poulin , I have the wrong things listed under choice category 1&2. My GM and coach are also wrong.
They should read Team Chef, Team Olympic Athlete, Daniel Briere, and Bruce Boudreau.
I think a few things on the Sexpos is wrong as well.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hey @Captain Dave Poulin , I have the wrong things listed under choice category 1&2. My GM and coach are also wrong.
They should read Team Chef, Team Olympic Athlete, Daniel Briere, and Bruce Boudreau.
I think a few things on the Sexpos is wrong as well.

F*** off. And stop drinking before you throw up.

 

[Lord Defect]

F*** off. And stop drinking before you throw up.

You did ask us to check the spreadsheet and inform you of anything wrong.
I’m just trying to help buddy.

 

[Chuck Downie]

It looks like the only lineups I still need are @CanadianFlyer88 , @Chuck Downie and @GKJ of course.

Plus anyone who gave me four D pairs has to cut one of them. Sorry for being flaky.



You should be docked thousands of Quackverse Euros for letting that numbskull announce the f***ing thing. I don't know if you noticed, but it didn't make any f***ing sense.

I will make any and all of my players available except for Eric Lindros or Hazel McCallion.

In case you don't remember who Hazel McCallion is:

Hazel McCallion - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Asnito]

Wait, why did you guys trade friggin category selections?

This is why trades go through a league office They would have heard about the trade freeze in place until after the expansion draft. No harm in agreeing to terms beforehand, of course ...

AS LONG AS YOU GO THROUGH LEAGUE CHANNELS FIRST!

Anyway, you are in charge.

The best remedy for this egregious error would be to award Briere to the Toads. I'm sure the Sexpos and Toads could work out some compensation.

 

[Beef Invictus]

If CDP doesn't send me 50 dollars and a sampling of his best local vinegar condiments then I swear I will organize a complex trade with Lord Defect

 

[Lord Defect]

If CDP doesn't send me 50 dollars and a sampling of his best local vinegar condiments then I swear I will organize a complex trade with Lord Defect

You don’t have the cojones

 

[ajgoal]

 

[Rebels57]

Trading the distinction of who chose a category is the most Defective event to have yet transpired in the Quackverse. We are all witnesses.

 

[BiggE]

He's not re-writing categories. He's just saying that his organization is the brains behind the Team Olympian now.

How can the brainless be the brains behind anything?