NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[BiggE]

Looks like @Striiker got on Wheel of Fortune

 

[ajgoal]

Team Spokesperson – R Lee Ermey

@pit

Excellent pick. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would have been a good choice for team trainer as well.

 

[DancingPanther]

Unfortunately.......the Cryptkeeper is already the Plats' Fictional Owner, at my choosing. Isn't it absurd what we ASSUME no one would have any prior reason to ever select here?

@DancingPanther -- the Coffin is yours and yours alone

I didn't even see his pick LOLLL

I picked Alfred for you

 

[Asnito]

@BiggE is having a rough day. The misses must have him out late playing Bingo.

 

[BiggE]

Unfortunately.......the Cryptkeeper is already the Plats' Fictional Owner, at my choosing. Isn't it absurd what we ASSUME no one would have any prior reason to ever select here?

@DancingPanther -- the Coffin is yours and yours alone

There is way too much stuff chosen to keep track of. So I need a new creep, ok

Let’s see if this twatbag is available:
The new and improved official creep of the Methgators is…..DANNY BONADUCE!

@Captain Dave Poulin , I am caught up now?

 

[Lord Defect]

There is way too much stuff chosen to keep track of. So I need a new creep, ok

Let’s see if this twatbag is available:
The new and improved official creep of the Methgators is…..DANNY BONADUCE!
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@Captain Dave Poulin , I am caught up now?

God he had like 15 minutes worth of interesting stories and then got old real damn fast.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

There is way too much stuff chosen to keep track of. So I need a new creep, ok

Let’s see if this twatbag is available:
The new and improved official creep of the Methgators is…..DANNY BONADUCE!
@Captain Dave Poulin , I am caught up now?

Holy f***, bud, you are a hot f***ing mess right now. I am assuming you meant a wrestler named the Cryptkeeper, right? And MacGruber meant the f***er off that TV show "Tales from the Crypt," n'est-ce pas @Magua?

The whole point of the spreadsheet is to keep track of what has been taken - it's not decoration for you to stare at and then dump all the research on my nuts.

EDIT: I meant Dancing Panther.

 

[DancingPanther]

How did I get dragged into this. The pick was def the crypt keeper from the TV show, not a wrestler. The gif in the post depicting the selection is from the TV show. TV show crypt keeper is picked.

 

[mja]

Never go full Defect.

 

[Striiker]

Excellent pick. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would have been a good choice for team trainer as well.

Yeah, I considered that but I decided it was funnier in my head to imagine him yelling at people during press conferences or when filming promos than anything behind closed doors.

Any incompetent prick can be a trainer. A spokesperson should be someone special.

 

[BiggE]

Holy f***, bud, you are a hot f***ing mess right now. I am assuming you meant a wrestler named the Cryptkeeper, right? And MacGruber meant the f***er off that TV show "Tales from the Crypt," n'est-ce pas @Magua?

The whole point of the spreadsheet is to keep track of what has been taken - it's not decoration for you to stare at and then dump all the research on my nuts.

EDIT: I meant Dancing Panther.

Sorry man, I’m gigging every weekend, hosting an open mic, booking music at one of the venues I play and I need to carve out enough time in the day for whiskey and weed. Going over that entire spreadsheet on a phone is way too much like work and I hate work.

I will try to do better in the future, but fair warning, I’m pretty high right now and might have no recollection of this when it’s time for me to pick again. OTOH, all I have left is idiot hockey players and there should still be plenty of late round guys with weird names to choose from.

 

[Lord Defect]

Sorry man, I’m gigging every weekend, hosting an open mic, booking music at one of the venues I play and I need to carve out enough time in the day for whiskey and weed. Going over that entire spreadsheet on a phone is way too much like work and I hate work.

I will try to do better in the future, but fair warning, I’m pretty high right now and might have no recollection of this when it’s time for me to pick again. OTOH, all I have left is idiot hockey players and there should still be plenty of late round guys with weird names to choose from.

Type name in url bar, scroll down to “find” tap on find. Make sure you’re either in the civilization or search tab within the database itself.
I can provide screenshots if you’re too high right now. I’ll also be sending you $25 worth of caps rage for making cap rage. Caps rage has no cash value on earth and cannot be redeemed here for any other reason than making cap rage more.

 

[pit]

Since the Chimpanzees are based in Chicago, we will select H.H. Holmes as our Team Creeper.

Oh, you say you don't know who he is? Just google "murder castle".

@CanadianFlyer88 , need some place to stay when your team has an away game?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Our team creeper needs to be someone who creeps people out, but also makes us laugh. We narrowed this down to two individuals, but I think we have to go with someone who is already associated with our organization in chicken form.

The Seattle Sockeyes are happy to formally select the human version of Conan O'Brien.

@mja, here's a creepy fact about Conan. He always believed that he was 100% Irish, so he went on one of those "find your roots" type shows, where it was confirmed he was an Irish pureblood. Pretty easy to see why he is the whitest person on Earth.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Sorry that I am late answering everyone, but we are at a crucial juncture in China.

 

[mja]

We here in NJFZ HQ are unspeakably excited about this next selection.

Team Creeper: Peter Lorre

@Young Sandwich

 

[Magua]

We here in NJFZ HQ are unspeakably excited about this next selection.

Team Creeper: Peter Lorre

@Young Sandwich

Runner up!

 

[mja]

Runner up!

I had no idea what to do for this category until you picked Feldman. Then it hit me like a bolt of lightning.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

We here in NJFZ HQ are unspeakably excited about this next selection.

Team Creeper: Peter Lorre

@Young Sandwich

NOOOOOO. I thought I was safe when Magua passed. Fantastic pick. Perfect.

 

[ajgoal]

We here in NJFZ HQ are unspeakably excited about this next selection.

Team Creeper: Peter Lorre

@Young Sandwich

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

TV is very fresh when reality is this REAL and this fresh.

We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @Asnito's squirrely ass on deck, @JojoTheWhale on the lido deck, and Bernardo the Blessed on the lido afterdeck.

F*** me, I thought the end of this was going to be smooth, but we really have some entanglements and knots in the clockwork down here in China. The one perfectly adorable couple is in trouble for basically no reason except overthinking things. The dullard and the glutton are playing dumb games with one day to go (though they are a terrible match anyway). The fairy princess has a lifeline that I hope the guy will take, just so she can leave here with her head held high - she's basically the best friend any of these girls have ever had, and a real sweetheart. The other couple seems to be fine. The gorgeous fashionista did her best to let her bad feelings go and restore her friendship with the girl with amazing legs. Lots of tears leading up to this point - it was a heavy episode. Anyway, you know what I'm talking about. I'll have more to say about this later, so keep your pants on.

I saw that the third season was broadcast down there from April to June, but only three of the eps are available with subs so far. Hopefully Korea has been churning wheels and preparing fresh eps of some of these great series which have been in Covid-soaked mothballs for far too f***ing long.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Busy day over here in Sexposville, so I will make this a quickie and drop our pump up song. If this shit doesn't get you going, you need to check your pulse.

BEWARE.



@Asnito BRB, going to run through a brick wall real quick.

 

[Asnito]

In an effort to keep this thing rolling the Toads select Dyllan Gill.

@JojoTheWhale I know you're stressed out but Wake up, you need to make money. Oh and a pick

 

[JojoTheWhale]

For our Team Creeper, we're going to dip into @BiggE's territory. No pun intended.

For 30 years, this man traveled the world creeping out fans on every continent except Antarctica. Someone somewhere thought it would be a good idea for him to start out his career as a good guy. It might be the most inexplicable decision ever made. Just take a look at Bulldog Brower.

@BernieParent I'm trying to imagine what your heel turn would look like. I've got nothing.

 

[BiggE]

For our Team Creeper, we're going to dip into @BiggE's territory. No pun intended.

For 30 years, this man traveled the world creeping out fans on every continent except Antarctica. Someone somewhere thought it would be a good idea for him to start out his career as a good guy. It might be the most inexplicable decision ever made. Just take a look at Bulldog Brower.

@BernieParent I'm trying to imagine what your heel turn would look like. I've got nothing.

Much like Ricky “the Dragon” Steamboat, Bern has never worked heel.