NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Should I wait for @BiggE ? He's smoking some good shit

I have no idea - I guess you should. If he is still in the clouds when you are getting ready for bed, go ahead and pick.

 

[BiggE]

Ok, hmm, that’s what I get for letting a guy who smokes even more than me make the pick

Hey Hulk, you got a hype song dude?

WELL LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER!!!

You know, when Hulk Hogan dude, wants to rev up all the little Hulkamaniacs who say their prayers and eat their vitamins BROTHER, he goes to the G.O.A.T. BROTHER!!

Dig that, BROTHER!!

Hype song: Voodoo Child by SRV

@Chuck Downie , you are cleared for choosing

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Ok, hmm, that’s what I get for letting a guy who smokes even more than me make the pick
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Hey Hulk, you got a hype song dude?

WELL LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER!!!
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You know, when Hulk Hogan dude, wants to rev up all the little Hulkamaniacs who say their prayers and eat their vitamins BROTHER, he goes to the G.O.A.T. BROTHER!!

Dig that, BROTHER!!
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Hype song: Voodoo Child by SRV

@Chuck Downie , you are cleared for choosing

That song is mine, though you may be forgiven for missing it because it's under its alternate title in the spreadsheet (Voodoo Chile).

 

[BiggE]

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That song is mine, though you may be forgiven for missing it because it's under its alternate title in the spreadsheet (Voodoo Chile).

Dammit, there is no way I'm gonna check every song chosen so I'm gonna have to go with one I'm pretty sure none of you reprobates will have taken, brb!

 

[BiggE]

Dammit Hogan, it was your job to check!

Road Dogg, get on in hear and don't f*** this up!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES: DGENERATIONX PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU, THE HYPE SONG OF THE METHGATORS, BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES!!!

So, if you didn't know, YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY, because it's about to get special up in heah!!!


Hype song: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Saturday Night Special

@Chuck Downie , really, you can go this time!

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Food Truck

We sell saucy bunnies, served raw or cooked

@Hollywood Cannon is up!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Pick is awaiting approval from Cap.

 

[DancingPanther]

After you've done the intimidation bit with the Warmup Song, the way I read the Pre-Game Hype Song category is that you're trying to get across the idea that some shit is about to go down. It should be about introducing the majesty of the M.A.D. Cats. Furthermore, an instrumental feels like it fits better here, as we're using it to set the proverbial table.

Every week on NFL Primetime, you knew the main event was coming on when you heard the opening beats of this absolute gem:



International Statement by Bell & Dexter

@Captain Dave Poulin I'll update the sheets with this pick so as to cause the least disruption. My apologies again.



I took a COVID test, but do they make one for that too? While I was sick, I bought myself a new pair of headphones, so I won't be enjoying much life for a while.

Excellent. Blocking life out is a wonderful cure all.

Were you a fertilized embryo? If so, you may be at risk for developing the degenerative condition known as life.

 

[ajgoal]

House two doors down from me just went up for 85k more than I paid for mine. And it's smaller with a smaller yard. Nuts.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

House two doors down from me just went up for 85k more than I paid for mine. And it's smaller with a smaller yard. Nuts.

When'd you buy it?

 

[ajgoal]

When'd you buy it?

12 years ago. But up until last year, things were listing for maybe 5-10k more. Waiting to see what the final selling price is.

To put it into perspective, that's over 50% more than what I paid.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

12 years ago. But up until last year, things were listing for maybe 5-10k more. Waiting to see what the final selling price is.

Bought mine in 2018.

House across the street was listed for $145k more than mine in February. Sold for $170k+. That house has a bigger yard but the inside is all builder grade from 2001.

House next to me was listed for $320k more than mine in late July and was under contract in a week. Can't wait to see how much it sold for. That house at least has a beautifully done backyard with a pool. The inside though I think my house is nicer.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

12 years ago. But up until last year, things were listing for maybe 5-10k more. Waiting to see what the final selling price is.

To put it into perspective, that's over 50% more than what I paid.

To put it into further perspective, there is no way a house in Japan with a shed in the yard would cost more. Pitter patter.

 

[ajgoal]

To put it into further perspective, there is no way a house in Japan with a shed in the yard would cost more. Pitter patter.

You don't have to convince me. Why do you think I'm taking her there next year?

 

[Asnito]

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Hey Brooooo! Yo, like hey Methgators dudes, like this so far out BRO!! No one likes getting hyped up more dude than your BRO Riddle! Right? So, welcome to Jacksonville my BROS, the official hype song of the Methgators, THE DEVIL WENT TO JAMAICA by David Allen Coe,


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BRO!! FAR OUT!!!!

@Chuck Downie , grab that stash and make a dash to the Quackverse!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You know, it just occurred to me that the rest of us are going to have to wear hazmat suits when we visit the Methgators.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

So we got approval from Cap so we're ready to make our selection. We are sorry for the delay.

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are ready to dive into the fun categories of this phase because after all hockey is stupid. We will turn our attention to the category of Team Creeper and we're thinking we might be using a bit of a #Loophole here with the selection but it seems to pass the smell test, IMO.

With that said, we're proud to select, Anthony Hopkins, who is one creepy SOB. He just has a voice that can say things that will make you feel uneasy.

While he may play a character that was selected so far the rule for this category states that you cannot select a character from something that has already taken but does not say anything about an actor who had played a character. We are completely willing to forgo any attachment to Hannibal Lecter that Anthony may or may not portray while with this organization.

@Striiker you're up.

 

[BiggE]

You know, it just occurred to me that the rest of us are going to have to wear hazmat suits when we visit the Methgators.

It just occurred to you?

 

[Asnito]

So we got approval from Cap so we're ready to make our selection. We are sorry for the delay.

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are ready to dive into the fun categories of this phase because after all hockey is stupid. We will turn our attention to the category of Team Creeper and we're thinking we might be using a bit of a #Loophole here with the selection but it seems to pass the smell test, IMO.

With that said, we're proud to select, Anthony Hopkins, who is one creepy SOB. He just has a voice that can say things that will make you feel uneasy.

While he may play a character that was selected so far the rule for this category states that you cannot select a character from something that has already taken but does not say anything about an actor who had played a character. We are completely willing to forgo any attachment to Hannibal Lecter that Anthony may or may not portray while with this organization.

@Striiker you're up.

Um

J/K. He's all yours and you can even have Lecter for a signed copy of the "Communist Manifesto"

 

[Beef Invictus]

So we got approval from Cap so we're ready to make our selection. We are sorry for the delay.

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are ready to dive into the fun categories of this phase because after all hockey is stupid. We will turn our attention to the category of Team Creeper and we're thinking we might be using a bit of a #Loophole here with the selection but it seems to pass the smell test, IMO.

With that said, we're proud to select, Anthony Hopkins, who is one creepy SOB. He just has a voice that can say things that will make you feel uneasy.

While he may play a character that was selected so far the rule for this category states that you cannot select a character from something that has already taken but does not say anything about an actor who had played a character. We are completely willing to forgo any attachment to Hannibal Lecter that Anthony may or may not portray while with this organization.

@Striiker you're up.

There's no shortage of creepy Hopkins roles even with Hannibal omitted. Good.

 

[BernieParent]

It just occurred to you?

I should have drafted a wind deity just to keep the pot smoke from half a state away.

 

[Striiker]

Team Spokesperson – R Lee Ermey

@pit

 

[Magua]

The official creep of the Jacksonville Methgators is…..THE CRYPTKEEPER!!!
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Unfortunately.......the Cryptkeeper is already the Plats' Fictional Owner, at my choosing. Isn't it absurd what we ASSUME no one would have any prior reason to ever select here?

@DancingPanther -- the Coffin is yours and yours alone

 

[Lord Defect]

Dammit Hogan, it was your job to check!
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Road Dogg, get on in hear and don't f*** this up!!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES: DGENERATIONX PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU, THE HYPE SONG OF THE METHGATORS, BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES!!!

So, if you didn't know, YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY, because it's about to get special up in heah!!!


Hype song: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Saturday Night Special

@Chuck Downie , really, you can go this time!

That songs my official minor league goal song

 

[BiggE]

That songs my official minor league goal song

Yeah but you took the version sung by Danny Briere.