NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Lord Defect]

For clarification, I cannot take a mascot from someone’s selection correct?

 

[Lord Defect]

While waiting for clarification on the previous question, the Stay Pufts will like to select our team Spokesperson.

At the height of his fame, he was recognized by the Guinness book of world records as the fastest talker alive, John Moschitta Jr, aka Motormouth, aka Micromachine Man.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

For clarification, I cannot take a mascot from someone’s selection correct?

Why the f*** would you pick a mascot at all?

 

[Lord Defect]

Why the f*** would you pick a mascot at all?

That doesn’t answer my question. Yes or no? Please

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That doesn’t answer my question. Yes or no? Please

No, you can't.

 

[Lord Defect]

No, you can't.

Son of a bitch

 

[Lord Defect]

since we cannot take a mascot from someone, our team creep will be none other than John Turturo who will float between characters to creep people out. If that’s not acceptable, he will portray his mr deeds butler character

I believe @GKJ is up

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Imhotep! Imhotep! Imhotep!

Edit: Sorry,

[Redacted]! [Redacted]! [Redacted]!

 

[GKJ]

If I’m going to need someone in combat, may as well be an evil sorcerer who teaches everyone to steal souls. So I select Shao Khan. Maybe he should be my trainer too. But make it a Mortal Kombat




@Rebels57

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

First off, Cap, that’s a brutal spelling of Creed Bratton. No one’s ever gonna know I picked him.

You might want to put the f***ing bong down for a while, chief. Go check your original post from when you picked him.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

NBC and all of its affiliate pieces, sports or otherwise, suck complete ass.

We start the day with @Rebels57 on the sauce, @Magua on deck, myself on the lido deck, and ajgoal on the lido afterdeck. @Hurricane28 has picks to make up, as usual.

Yesterday I took care of business in the new world in Terraria, so now I think all I have to worry about is f***ing around in there at my leisure. I'm kind of jonesing to do so, so listen to this instead of waiting for me to write something. It's not like you can read anyway. GET FRESH!

 

[GKJ]

You might want to put the f***ing bong down for a while, chief. Go check your original post from when you picked him.

f***ing autocorrect

 

[Lord Defect]

What do I have left cap? 5 scrubs and a hype song?

 

[Rebels57]

The FOG are going to bring the most famous street food sandwich shop in Italy, ALL' ANTICO VINAIO, to the Quackverse in the form of a Food Truck.

They use the finest bread, meats, and cheeses on the planet to make gigantic mouth-watering sandwiches.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What do I have left cap? 5 scrubs and a hype song?

Yeah. Just FYI, I'm not your seeing-eye dog.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

The FOG are going to bring the most famous street food sandwich shop in Italy, ALL' ANTICO VINAIO, to the Quackverse in the form of a Food Truck.

They use the finest bread, meats, and cheeses on the planet to make gigantic mouth-watering sandwiches.



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Would you believe this was taken?

It wasn’t even me. I swear.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Rebels57 you have to replace that pick.

@DancingPanther I am in the middle of a watch-through of "Letterkenny." I had never seen past the first season before.

 

[Young Sandwich]

@Rebels57 you have to replace that pick.

@DancingPanther I am in the middle of a watch-through of "Letterkenny." I had never seen past the first season before.

What do you think? You'll have to watch Shoresy when you're done.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What do you think? You'll have to watch Shoresy when you're done.

F*** you, Shoresy.

 

[Lord Defect]

Yeah. Just FYI, I'm not your seeing-eye dog.

No you’re my seeing eye septuagenarian

 

[DancingPanther]

@Rebels57 you have to replace that pick.

@DancingPanther I am in the middle of a watch-through of "Letterkenny." I had never seen past the first season before.

That's what I appreciates abouts ya, Cap

 

[Lord Defect]

Fine @Captain Dave Poulin ill take care of it myself.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Magua you can go when you're ready.

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli close out their Futureheads draft with the human being named Devin Kaplan (W)

Kaplan is a classic case of not pigeonholing a player because of superficial generalities like size. And so we are going to abduct him from the Philadelphia Pigeonholers organization, who would've no doubt focused his development on grinding and gritting and gnashing, stripping down his unique identity so as to Be a f***ing Flyer. Pigeon. Whatever.

Kaplan has a power forward's body, and he has forechecking and in tight scoring ability, but obsessing over that means not obsessing over his core strengths: puck control in tight spaces; transition ability, through other means than simply skating fast; and playmaking, both as a high danger and high % passer. Though his scoring was suppressed on a deep NTDP team, his analytical data was fantastic, and there's real potential as a nonarchetypal support winger.





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@Captain Dave Poulin -- time to BLACKPICK

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

There can be only one anthem for the Quebec Lapins.





Team Anthem Singer/Anthem - Gerry and the Pacemakers - "You'll Never Walk Alone"

@ajgoal