NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[ajgoal]

I don't know exactly why I'm screeching, but ok.

Sometimes, you just want someone you can talk to. Someone interesting. And if they're going to be your spokesperson, they should be instantly recognizable. A catchphrase is great, we're sure he can modify it to fit whatever situation he's working in. It helps if he has a song written about him as well, preferably by your team musician.







Team Spokesman: Ed McMahon

@Captain Dave Poulin You may already be a winner!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

There's obviously only one choice for me, and it's this guy. #Levels

Team Futurehead - Hunter Haight

@Magua

 

[Asnito]

@JojoTheWhale I need a ruling on a TV setup. Wall mounted with LED lights.

Spoiler: Why

So I was at this house last weekend and
LED

Lights

That

Change

Color

Every

Second

OMFG

Make

It

Stop

 

[Magua]

@JojoTheWhale I need a ruling on a TV setup. Wall mounted with LED lights.

Spoiler: Why

So I was at this house last weekend and
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You’re watching a show or movie, not going to a light show. That’s not ambience. That’s an unwatchable annoyance.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

There's obviously only one choice for me, and it's this guy. #Levels

Team Futurehead - Hunter Haight

@Magua

If his middle name also starts with an 'H', I'd think he's more of a @BiggE guy...

 

[BiggE]

If his middle name also starts with an 'H', I'd think he's more of a @BiggE guy...

 

[Asnito]

You’re watching a show or movie, not going to a light show. That’s not ambience. That’s an unwatchable annoyance.

I only watched TV with the lights on and it was driving me crazy. When they started talking about watching a movie I suddenly remembered I had some place else to be

 

[Magua]

Many people are creepy. That's a fact. But most creeps you wouldn't want within a mile of being associated with your franchise. The sweet spot is feeling of vague uncomfortableness, not skin crawling......and definitely not skin wearing. The right kind of creep for the Quackverse is a polite skulker, startling but harmless, even affable and funny.

The Honolulu Ghibli look behind us to see our next pick already standing uncomfortably close. Introducing as Team Creeper: Marty Feldman

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@Hurricane28 -- make sure to creep this thread and pick or Cap will creep on you!

 

[BiggE]

We have only 2 selections left before we start choosing random idiot hockey players that we’ve never heard of. Making those 2 picks will be

and

 

[ajgoal]

Many people are creepy. That's a fact. But most creeps you wouldn't want within a mile of being associated with your franchise. The sweet spot is feeling of vague uncomfortableness, not skin crawling......and definitely not skin wearing. The right kind of creep for the Quackverse is a polite skulker, startling but harmless, even affable and funny.

The Honolulu Ghibli look behind us to see our next pick already standing uncomfortably close. Introducing as Team Creeper: Marty Feldman

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@Hurricane28 -- make sure to creep this thread and pick or Cap will creep on you!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I switched back to my old avatar, to reverse the jinx I stupidly put on my boys. That's not fresh.

We start the day with @Hurricane28 on the clock until 2:00 p.m., @Rebels57 on deck and ready to pick at 2:00 p.m., @GKJ on the lido deck, and the stupidest jackass in the known universe on the lido afterdeck with two terrible picks to make.

This Howdy Doody-looking c*** on ESPN referenced Smashing Pumpkins, and then said, quote, "That whole album, 'Bullet With Butterfly Wings,' scared me."

That's the name of a song, not the album. Obviously. Who doesn't know that? This Muppet's name is Randy, and he's ginger as f***, so that explains everything. It doesn't excuse anything, though. Get fresh, f***ing Randy. Oh f***, now they brought on Socrates Gezundheit, the stupid c***.

In other breaking (wind) news, I want to tell you all that every time I fart when I am with my cats, I say, quote, "I just farted." Out loud. Sometimes, if the fart comes as part of like a series, I will shorten it to, quote, "Farted." The unexamined life is not worth living, innit, so last night I thought about why I do this. Part of it is just that I constantly talk to the cats when I am with them, sort of narrating what is happening or muttering nonsense. But the other thing is that I think I am reaffirming to myself that I have good manners. Since I am deep in the #RecluseLife and almost never around people, I don't get many chances to show off my good manners. I use the time with the kitties to make up for that, I guess, in order to build my self-esteem. Or something.

Just think about it the next time you fart in company, mixed or otherwise. Alternately, you could withdraw entirely from society.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm telling you now, don't click the spoiler tag. Don't do it. It's disgusting. Rancid. Don't. I'm not joking.

Spoiler

I got up for a 5 AM call to find that the puppy had eaten one of the other dog's feces and projectile vomited a solution of bile and partially digested liquid shit everywhere on the first floor. She managed to hit 3 separate rugs. It looked like movie effect mud. I might burn those clothes.

@JojoTheWhale I need a ruling on a TV setup. Wall mounted with LED lights.

Spoiler: Why

So I was at this house last weekend and
LED
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Lights
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That
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Change
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Color
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Every
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Second
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OMFG
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Make
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Stop
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Ok, so here's what I think happened. That's supposed to be sync lighting and they just don't know how to set it up? I refuse to believe someone thought that was a good idea.

 

[mja]

So, apparently this is a thing:

Ok, so here's what I think happened. That's supposed to be sync lighting and they just don't know how to set it up? I refuse to believe someone thought that was a good idea.

Look around you, my friend, and despair at all of the things people thought were good ideas.

 

[Lord Defect]

So, apparently this is a thing:




Look around you, my friend, and despair at all of the things people thought were good ideas.

That was riveting. I’d gamble on this.
Draft idea; obscure sport that can be gambled on?

 

[ajgoal]

I'm telling you now, don't click the spoiler tag. Don't do it. It's disgusting. Rancid. Don't. I'm not joking.

Spoiler

I got up for a 5 AM call to find that the puppy had eaten one of the other dog's feces and projectile vomited a solution of bile and partially digested liquid shit everywhere on the first floor. She managed to hit 3 separate rugs. It looked like movie effect mud. I might burn those clothes.

Ok, so here's what I think happened. That's supposed to be sync lighting and they just don't know how to set it up? I refuse to believe someone thought that was a good idea.

Someone thought this Flyers roster was a good idea. They are out there.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

That was riveting. I’d gamble on this.
Draft idea; obscure sport that can be gambled on?

This implies that you think there are sports that cannot be gambled on, which I assure you from experience is not true.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Who lives in fear of the Smashing Pumpkins?

 

[Lord Defect]

This implies that you think there are sports that cannot be gambled on, which I assure you from experience is not true.

Better idea, obscure sport that’s impossible to bet on

Who lives in fear of the Smashing Pumpkins?

Pumpkins

 

[Asnito]

I'm telling you now, don't click the spoiler tag. Don't do it. It's disgusting. Rancid. Don't. I'm not joking.

Spoiler

I got up for a 5 AM call to find that the puppy had eaten one of the other dog's feces and projectile vomited a solution of bile and partially digested liquid shit everywhere on the first floor. She managed to hit 3 separate rugs. It looked like movie effect mud. I might burn those clothes.

Ok, so here's what I think happened. That's supposed to be sync lighting and they just don't know how to set it up? I refuse to believe someone thought that was a good idea.

I know your pain. A few weeks ago I house sat for 2 dogs (1 of which was 6 months old) and 6 cats. The first 3 days the puppy had diarrhea everywhere outside, inside and in between. I finally figured out she was gobbling up tootsie rolls because the automated litter pans weren't cycling

 

[pit]

So, apparently this is a thing:




Look around you, my friend, and despair at all of the things people thought were good ideas.

Watching that blind duck chasing was way more enjoyable than any Flyers game in the past few years.

 

[Beef Invictus]

We're a fiduciary

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

We're a fiduciary

Seriously. Every single one of them emphasizes the "DOUCHE" in "fiduciary," too. Zero self-awareness.

@Rebels57 you can go whenever.

 

[Rebels57]

Who better to Train the FOG in our wonderful, weird, disturbing simulated world than MORPHEUS?

@GKJ free your mind and make a pick

 

[GKJ]

First off, Cap, that’s a brutal spelling of Creed Bratton. No one’s ever gonna know I picked him.

Our pick is another player, off the heroic efforts of Latvia in the World Juniors, we select Sandis Vilmanis

@Lord Defect

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Just thought I’d let you guys know that the adventures of The Official Team Explorer of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks, Richard O’Connell, are currently being aired on E!