NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Striiker]

Futurehead - Mattias Hävelid

I'm filling this org with as many <6'0" defensemen as I can get.

@Hollywood Cannon

 

[DancingPanther]

Futurehead - Mattias Hävelid

I'm filling this org with as many <6'0" defensemen as I can get.

@Hollywood Cannon

This dude looks like he's 5'9 210

 

[BernieParent]

This dude looks like he's 5'9 210

@Striiker adjusted the photo to 80% height, 100% width.

 

[Striiker]

This dude looks like he's 5'9 210

@Striiker adjusted the photo to 80% height, 100% width.

It hardly looks any different

Spoiler: Dude looks like that Wide Putin meme

 

[Hurricane28]

Catchup

Jack Hughes, no the other one. (LAK)

Adam Sykora

Filip Nordberg

And gotta go a goalie so Cameron Whitehead

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Pick will be coming when I get to office. HCette’s sister had her baby yesterday so was enjoying that.

 

[BiggE]

Pick will be coming when I get to office. HCette’s sister had her baby yesterday so was enjoying that.

Very cool, congrats to the family!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Nice and rainy this morning. Sweet ambience. Some atmosphere, innit.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, but he will make his pick as soon as HCette's sister has her baby in his office. I told Strawberry Fields that he wasn't allowed to quit, but the rest of you seem to have had a secret discussion to skip him or something, so I don't know what's going on. @Chuck Downie is on deck, and no one ever knows what is going on with him because he's crazy. @BiggE is on the lido deck, and he definitely doesn't ever know what is going on. Speaking of weed, Dancing Pants is at the bottom of this round at the top of the order with a pair of picks to pick.

I don't know which one of you jokers thought it was a good idea to get me hooked on the Bachelor franchise, but you suck. It isn't funny to get someone addicted to stuff that is bad for you. That's called being an "enabler," innit. It's so f***ing dumb. I watched the first ep of "The Bachelorette" on premiere night, but hadn't watched any more until yesterday. The Dan Patrick Show is off this week, and I usually listen to that in the morning while I play Terraria to get all my sports news and rumors and stuff at once. Since it's not there, I am catching up on "The Bachelorette," just so I am caught up for "Bachelor in Paradise," which definitely doesn't suck. But this sucks, and so does whichever one of you made me do this.

Terraria!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sorry for the delay,

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to announce that HCette's sister had her baby yesterday at 8:07AM so that was cool.

Now with that said we are going to take another futurehead (not her, she's not draft eligible and we don't need another Shane Wright incident). We select Tristan Luneau of the Gatineau Olympiques of the QMJHL.

@Captain Dave Poulin says you're up so you're up @Strawberry Fields

 

[BernieParent]

Sorry for the delay,

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to announce that HCette's sister had her baby yesterday at 8:07AM so that was cool.

Now with that said we are going to take another futurehead (not her, she's not draft eligible and we don't need another Shane Wright incident). We select Tristan Luneau of the Gatineau Olympiques of the QMJHL.

@Captain Dave Poulin says you're up so you're up @Strawberry Fields

Congratulations, Uncle HC! Much health to mother and child.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Chuck Downie you can go.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Pre-Game Hype Song

Thieves by Ministry



@BiggE

 

[BiggE]

Oh for f***s sake, now what?
Seriously?? Was Joe f***ing Buck too busy??

Well, at least that asshole McMahon got canned, glad to see that someone else is dealing with more shit than me for once!

GET ON WITH IT!

Um yeah, ok. The official food truck of the Methgators, you know, speaking of meth, I remember this one time when me and Tim McCarver picked up these 2 Thai hookers and a case of Jack Daniels and then

READ THE DAMN CARD YOU DRUNKEN MORON!!!

Fine, Christ! The official food truck of the Jacksonville Methgators is WEED & FEED.

Can I go now?

@DancingPanther , you’re on!

 

[DancingPanther]

Team spokesperson - who better to champion the squad than the JOMBOY MEDIA empire? They'd put out podcasts, YouTube vids, and "breakdowns" of the Plats, as well as their famous sports tournaments at their Jersey City warehouse, which would include athletes, fans, and Jomboy members alike. Pick #2 to follow....

 

[DancingPanther]

The Plats welcome big, fast, "overwhelming transition player" SAM RINZEL



@BiggE

 

[BiggE]

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!

Alright Jacksonville, now that the old man has been put out to pasture, it’s time to make wrestling fun again and lead the Methgators to glory. So, are you ready?

NO, I SAID,

Well then, for the dozens in this thread, the scores who’ve poked around in here once in a while and for Vince McMahon, who shoulda kept it in his pants….LETS GET READY TO SUCKKK IT!!!

Ok Jacksonville please welcome, performing our official team anthem, GATOR COUNTRY…MOLLY HATCHET!!!!!!


@Chuck Downie , come do this thangy thang!

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Spokesperson

Jar Jar Binks

@Hollywood Cannon

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Remember when that f***ing idiot Alanis was like "YOU, YOU, YOU OUGHTTA KNOW!" Man, does she suck. "You Otter Know" would be a cool song.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, but he'll make his pick as soon as HCette's sister's baby gets to HCette's office. @Striiker is on deck, @pit is on the lido deck, and CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido afterdeck.

I don't know what to do about Chuck's pick of Jar Jar Binks. I didn't specify that it was a CATEGORY TWO category, meaning that nothing from anything already taken could be taken, so I guess it works? I don't know, man. I'm not a f***ing lawyer. I don't know how to do this so we don't have these. Plus, my memory is dogshit, so I can never remember how we handled it before.

I'm in the second season of that Chinese show. It still rules, but they f***ed up the panel. They still have the three most important people, but the other five are gone. I thought this would happen - they are all young artists in the start of their careers, so it's hard for them to chalk off three months to give to an extremely real reality TV show - but it's still a shame. They really made the studio segments fun and interesting. And so f***ing REAL.

"The Bachelorette," on the other hand, is pure nonsense. I hate whoever it was who made me watch this shit.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

While my niece is yet to make it to the office my pick will be coming shortly.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Remember when that f***ing idiot Alanis was like "YOU, YOU, YOU OUGHTTA KNOW!" Man, does she suck. "You Otter Know" would be a cool song.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, but he'll make his pick as soon as HCette's sister's baby gets to HCette's office. @Striiker is on deck, @pit is on the lido deck, and CanadianFlyer88 is on the lido afterdeck.

I don't know what to do about Chuck's pick of Jar Jar Binks. I didn't specify that it was a CATEGORY TWO category, meaning that nothing from anything already taken could be taken, so I guess it works? I don't know, man. I'm not a f***ing lawyer. I don't know how to do this so we don't have these. Plus, my memory is dogshit, so I can never remember how we handled it before.

I'm in the second season of that Chinese show. It still rules, but they f***ed up the panel. They still have the three most important people, but the other five are gone. I thought this would happen - they are all young artists in the start of their careers, so it's hard for them to chalk off three months to give to an extremely real reality TV show - but it's still a shame. They really made the studio segments fun and interesting. And so f***ing REAL.

"The Bachelorette," on the other hand, is pure nonsense. I hate whoever it was who made me watch this shit.

We've allowed plenty of pieces of other IP's owned by other franchises when it wasn't a strict CATEGORY TWO category. Hell, much of the Quackverse today is based off of the plundering of my franchise.

 

[ajgoal]

We've allowed plenty of pieces of other IP's owned by other franchises when it wasn't a strict CATEGORY TWO category. Hell, much of the Quackverse today is based off of the plundering of my franchise.

I'd wager whomever owns Star Wars is happy to get rid of Jar Jar anyway.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'd wager whomever owns Star Wars is happy to get rid of Jar Jar anyway.

Well you see... the owners of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks do BUT that said plundering of my franchise that I was talking about it made me let @Striiker borrow it.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks turn their attention to the Team Pre-Game Hype Song category and while this song may not be one to get you all jazzed up like some of the others it is one that will stick in your head for all of eternity. It's the type of song that will sneak into your brain at the most random times and infect it.

It also fits the franchise and the Quackverse perfectly and if we do one thing right in this world it is #Levels.

So without further adieu, we are proud to select The Duck Song.



@Striiker you're up you pillaging scum.

 

[ajgoal]

Well you see... the owners of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks do BUT that said plundering of my franchise that I was talking about it made me let @Striiker borrow it.

At least he doesn't have Darth Vader.

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker you're up you pillaging scum.