NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[BiggE]

I've had 9 weeks to think of something and I've still got nothing. Isn't that pathetic?

Worse yet, you need to come up with 2

 

[DancingPanther]

Worse yet, you need to come up with 2

Don't worry, I have one locked down

 

[Magua]

I am not a huge fan of Studio Ghibli, as I've said before.....

......but it's just a matter of personal taste and not any kind of criticism. I really enjoyed "Kiki" a lot, though.

I think Kiki is my 2nd favorite. A warm gentle character study is the perfect description.

 

[mja]

I'll be traveling tomorrow, so skip me if I come up again in the next two days.

 

[DancingPanther]

Some people have Glebs. That's cool and all, but here at Providence we see your Gleb and raise you a smart, skilled passer with a lethal shot and drop dead name, RUTGER MCGROARTY. As you can see, we have cornered the market on hockey players named Rutger.



Here's pick 2:

Our team boasts invincibility as its superpower, therefore we do not need a trainer in the basic sense of the word. As such, we will be going off the board with THE HULDRA BROTHERS. Together, these dwarves are capable of magically infusing mythical power into equipment manufactured in their workshop- on their long resume, for example, you will find Thor's hammer. Good luck saving Snoop Dogg's godly powerful shot after he flies up ice as fast as a teleporter on his godly skates, losers. Afterwards we'll pass around a joint made with godly rolling papers.

@BiggE BACK TO YOU

 

[BiggE]

WELL LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER!!! THE JACKSONVILLE METHGATORS DUDE, NEED A SPECIAL SPOKESPERSON BROTHER!! SOMEONE AS COOL AS THE HULKSTER AND JUST AS ELOQUENT, DUDE!!!

SO, PLEASE WELCOME TO JACKSONVILLE, THE NEW SPOKESPERSON FOR THE JACKSONVILLE METHGATORS, MY DUDE, TOMMY CHONG BROTHER!!

@Chuck Downie its all you baybay

 

[Striiker]

I've had 9 weeks to think of something and I've still got nothing. Isn't that pathetic?

You’ve [potentially] got a house.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Trial By Combat Champion

Andy Kaufman

@Hollywood Cannon

 

[DancingPanther]

You’ve [potentially] got a house.

Negative, we were the best losing offer on that one

 

[Striiker]

Negative, we were the best losing offer on that one

Well shit, if being in the top 16 is considered an accomplishment in the NHL, coming in 2nd place in house hunting must be pretty damn good.

You're a legit contender.

 

[DancingPanther]

Well shit, if being in the top 16 is considered an accomplishment in the NHL, coming in 2nd place in house hunting must be pretty damn good.

You're a legit contender.

As a rookie too

 

[Striiker]

As a rookie too

You’d go top 5 in a re-draft. No doubt about it.

 

[BiggE]

Cuck would have landed that house.

Sure he’d over bid by 10 million or so and throw in 2 first round picks and 2 decades worth of seconds, but dammit, he’d get that house!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

At dinner with HCette. Pick will come sometime later.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'll be traveling tomorrow, so skip me if I come up again in the next two days.

Get home safe.

 

[Hurricane28]

I did not know we were back. My bad

 

[BiggE]

Not sure if I posted this earlier but here is Ozzy enjoying her first boat ride

@Striiker

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker

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Oh you f***er, I didnt even notice the jersey until just now.

 

[Hurricane28]

I'll have my catchup picks tomorrow

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oh you f***er, I didnt even notice the jersey until just now.

#AlwaysBeLevelin

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks will select Ivan Miroshnichenko because we like people that kick cancer’s ass.

@Striiker you do you.

 

[Striiker]

Futurehead - Filip Mesar

@pit

 

[pit]

Connor McDavid: It's late, I'm busy and two people who clearly aren't qualified are petitioning me to draft them.

Connor: Help!

No kitties, no etsy plug, nothing but the Chimpanzees selecting Danila Yurov.

@CanadianFlyer88 , help me! But also pick! But help me!

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@pit succeeded in not stealing another player born to play for the Sockeyes. His 2021 snipe of Samu Salminen was devastating to our fanbase.

Thankfully, we have been spared in 2022 and the Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select Elias Salomonsson, who will undoubtedly become the greatest player in franchise history... even though his profile screams bottom pairing defenseman to me.

@mja, your time to shine, my man.

 

[mja]

Wow, didn't expect this to turn around so quickly. Looks like I'll get my pick in after all.

The NJFZ, having no clue what they're doing, will select D Owen Pickering. Apparently this dude grew nearly a foot over the last 3 years. He may also be a vampire.

@Young Sandwich