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NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!
- Thread starter Captain Dave Poulin
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You ever see a commercial and think "Calm the f*** down, you're eating corn - you don't have to dance about it, for f***'s sake."
It looks like Rebel knows where he is and what day it is and everything, more or less, so we start the day with @Lord Defect on the clock, @Beef Invictus on deck, @Magua on the lido deck, and Jojo on the lido afterdeck.
It's finally raining (off and on, but still), so I am going to go enjoy that. I just first want to say that Sal Pal may be the biggest homer there is.
It looks like Rebel knows where he is and what day it is and everything, more or less, so we start the day with @Lord Defect on the clock, @Beef Invictus on deck, @Magua on the lido deck, and Jojo on the lido afterdeck.
It's finally raining (off and on, but still), so I am going to go enjoy that. I just first want to say that Sal Pal may be the biggest homer there is.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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Don't worry. You'll get three chances while the guy in front of you picks two things that have already been selected and something else absolutely nonsensical.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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You said I’m on the clock. Which is it?
Well, idiot, he said he was right here and then he left. Which one do you think it is?
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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You’re asking me to be rational?
Lord Defect
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We were not ready, but with a stroke of pure genius, came up with the best fridge magnet.
The Stay Pufts select a fridge magnet that functions as a bottle opener.
@Beef Invictus stick around for our next stunning pick!
The Stay Pufts select a fridge magnet that functions as a bottle opener.
@Beef Invictus stick around for our next stunning pick!
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Thank you Defect! Sizzling Defect! Buttly Defect! Fungal Defect!
I pick Bumper Sticker.
I pick SLUT LIFE
For years, I misread those horrendous {Redacted} stickers as the above. It took a long time before I actually read them and realized what they actually say. I immediately realized they weren't cool, but horrible in every way. Then, inevitably, it turned out I was not alone in my misreading. I saw a woman in a Jeep with a hulking SLUT LIFE sticker on it. I immediately wanted to be her friend. She is my kind of people.
@Magua! Definitive Magua! Graced Magua! Fugutive Magua!
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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I refuse to believe they say anything but slut lifeThank you Defect! Sizzling Defect! Buttly Defect! Fungal Defect!
I pick Bumper Sticker.
I pick SLUT LIFE
For years, I misread those horrendous {Redacted} stickers as the above. It took a long time before I actually read them and realized what they actually say. I immediately realized they weren't cool, but horrible in every way. Then, inevitably, it turned out I was not alone in my misreading. I saw a woman in a Jeep with a hulking SLUT LIFE sticker on it. I immediately wanted to be her friend. She is my kind of people.
@Magua! Definitive Magua! Graced Magua! Fugutive Magua!
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
ajgoal
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FOG Team Tree
BONSAI TREE
As a huge fan of The Karate Kid and now, Cobra Kai, i've naturally always been a fan of Bonsai Trees. I have a huge arch shaped one out front of my house that i trim like Miyagi from time to time.
As @Captain Dave Poulin knows, Japanese culture rules.
This isn't mine, but it's an awesome one.
BONSAI TREE
As a huge fan of The Karate Kid and now, Cobra Kai, i've naturally always been a fan of Bonsai Trees. I have a huge arch shaped one out front of my house that i trim like Miyagi from time to time.
As @Captain Dave Poulin knows, Japanese culture rules.
This isn't mine, but it's an awesome one.
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Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
When i'm up will someone remind me that on July 17th at 2:04PM I had a great idea for a pick?
I don't pick for a long time so I resign myself to knowing that i'll forget it.
I don't pick for a long time so I resign myself to knowing that i'll forget it.
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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PM Defect. It hasn't been picked, so the knowledge is safe with him.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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I still want to know who jojo doesn’t want me to pick.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Just add it to your Quackverse Draft Selections database under the Phase 24 tab, and remember to do the write-up immediately so you don't forget the inspiration to make the pick in the first place. Include all links to photos and videos. That's what everyone does, right? Right?
Magua
Entirely Palatable Product
The Ghiblets cannot in good conscience welcome to our organization some 20-something YouTuber tongue f***ing a microphone for a doctor's salary. Man, oh man, do we live in a society.
And so the Honolulu Ghibli name as our Team ASMR Artist......My Bloody Valentine
If you want tingling sensations, repetitive movements, and whispering, this is a much better route. With their breathy half-intelligible vocals and hypnotic distortion/mixing, MBV's nocturnes perfectly embody that feeling of relaxing stimulation. I don't think there's a better time to listen to them than late night when you're half awake. Because they sound half awake. Tingle away!
*****
@JojoTheWhale -- I left you a carton of Marlboros at the podium
And so the Honolulu Ghibli name as our Team ASMR Artist......My Bloody Valentine
If you want tingling sensations, repetitive movements, and whispering, this is a much better route. With their breathy half-intelligible vocals and hypnotic distortion/mixing, MBV's nocturnes perfectly embody that feeling of relaxing stimulation. I don't think there's a better time to listen to them than late night when you're half awake. Because they sound half awake. Tingle away!
*****
@JojoTheWhale -- I left you a carton of Marlboros at the podium
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
My absolute favorite pick of the phase so far. Well done, sir.
Lord Defect
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Have you seen the new shit?
E-thots on some sfw streaming app getting rapid fire requests to essentially act like MMO NPC’s doing a set number motions. Top earners are supposedly getting 220k a month. It’s utter insanity.
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