NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[mja]

Future category: Team Robot

 

[mja]

He also liked learning. He was the best human.

"INPUT!"

 

[Beef Invictus]

Corn is really good though

Corn is mid

 

[Magua]

This reminds me that Robby the Robot is my team home appliance.

 

[Striiker]

Corn is mid

Only if eaten plain by itself.

If used properly, it’s an elite ingredient.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

If anyone still does Wordle, today's version might invoke some feelings.

 

[mja]

If anyone still does Wordle, today's version might invoke some feelings.

Does it rhyme with Schmuck?

Only if eaten plain by itself.

If used properly, it’s an elite ingredient.

There's nothing mid about elotes or esquites.

 

[DancingPanther]

In honor of our minority, however more marketable, team non-fictional owner

@Young Sandwich

 

[Striiker]

There's nothing mid about elotes or esquites.

1) we need to stop saying “mid” like we’re TikTok zoomers.

2) I count those as being an ingredient. By “by itself” I meant literally just plain corn.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I thought that was Fred from Scooby Doo and was thoroughly confused. Related: I am an idiot.

 

[BernieParent]

FOG Team Tree

BONSAI TREE

As a huge fan of The Karate Kid and now, Cobra Kai, i've naturally always been a fan of Bonsai Trees. I have a huge arch shaped one out front of my house that i trim like Miyagi from time to time.

As @Captain Dave Poulin knows, Japanese culture rules.

This isn't mine, but it's an awesome one.

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[Captain Dave Poulin]

That robot category is something that has been on my mind for ages, but I think I was overcomplicating it. We are definitely doing it.

We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock with a pair (phrasing), @DancingPanther on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and Bigglesworth high as balls and wrestling with his brain on the lido afterbong.

"Pink Lie" is a good addition to the Korean dating scene, but they of course had to have one massive himbo c*** who, because he "works out like an animal" presumably, thinks he can also eat like an animal. I heard every single bit of food this c*** ate from the time he put it in his mouth until the time he swallowed (phrasing). Every single chew, every single ounce of moisture needed to break the food down. This is a huge pet peeve of mine, but I try to be understanding of the fact that they are all wearing microphones and some of this is unavoidable. I could have cocked (phrasing) my ear to the wind and heard this c*** eating from here to Korea without a stitch of electronics on him. He's such a tool. I am enraged.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Only if eaten plain by itself.

If used properly, it’s an elite ingredient.

Mid ingredient

 

[DancingPanther]

I thought that was Fred from Scooby Doo and was thoroughly confused. Related: I am an idiot.

You may be an idiot but you're not stupid.

RUH ROH REEF

 

[Young Sandwich]

This will surely be a bit of a controversial pick. People either love it or hate it. I love it, but only when done correctly (thinly sliced and super crispy). Those who don't love it always seem to say the same thing: "it's made from everything but the oink". Well, you almost certainly have a little bit of poop in your mouth right now that you don't even know about, so suck it up and take a bite.

Team Apple - Scrapple

Fear not, for I shall return shortly with my second selection.

 

[Striiker]

Mid ingredient

Mid mod

 

[Beef Invictus]

Mid mod

You'll be first to go into The Musher

 

[Young Sandwich]

ASMR artists do nothing for me. I can somewhat understand the appeal, but I get no enjoyment from listening to people whisper, eat food, fondle things, etc. What I do get enjoyment from is the beautiful sounds of nature. Ocean waves, waterfalls, thunderstorms, animal calls, wind through trees, meandering rivers, and rising trout are just a few examples of the best sounds on the planet. I fall asleep every night to an eargasmic combo of a babbling brook and a calm rainfall. What more could you ask for? I'm thrilled to nab this now as I've been waiting patiently for a way to get her on board, and this is the perfect category to do so.

Team ASMR Artist - Mother Nature

@DancingPanther

 

[Striiker]

You'll be first to go into The Musher

I accept The Mushers challenge.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Does it rhyme with Schmuck?

It doesn't, but probably pulls at the same emotions.

 

[DancingPanther]

@pit

 

[Beef Invictus]

It doesn't, but probably pulls at the same emotions.

I tried Ghost and that wasn't it. Disappointed.

 

[Lord Defect]

This will surely be a bit of a controversial pick. People either love it or hate it. I love it, but only when done correctly (thinly sliced and super crispy). Those who don't love it always seem to say the same thing: "it's made from everything but the oink". Well, you almost certainly have a little bit of poop in your mouth right now that you don't even know about, so suck it up and take a bite.

Team Apple - Scrapple

Fear not, for I shall return shortly with my second selection.

Easily the worst apple.
I don’t care that it’s made from assholes and elbows, the consistency throws me off. If you’re going to be mushy, be mushy, if you’re going to be crunchy, be crunchy. Don’t be both.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Easily the worst apple.
I don’t care that it’s made from assholes and elbows, the consistency throws me off. If you’re going to be mushy, be mushy, if you’re going to be crunchy, be crunchy. Don’t be both.

So I guess you don't like tater tots, french fries, grilled burritos, and any other countless crispy on the outside and "mushy" in the middle food items?

For real though, that's why it has to be thin. Maximize the crunch and minimize (if not completely eliminate) the mush.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I tried Ghost and that wasn't it. Disappointed.

Did you only guess once, or did you eventually get there?