NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[mja]

Have you seen the new shit?
E-thots on some sfw streaming app getting rapid fire requests to essentially act like MMO NPC’s doing a set number motions. Top earners are supposedly getting 220k a month. It’s utter insanity.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If you need a guy to follow you around France who knows when to say, “You don’t want to know,” my resume is up to date.

(You don’t want to know.)

 

[Beef Invictus]

Have you seen the new shit?
E-thots on some sfw streaming app getting rapid fire requests to essentially act like MMO NPC’s doing a set number motions. Top earners are supposedly getting 220k a month. It’s utter insanity.

If I start doing this with my feet while wearing a full patent leather suit I can probably earn generational wealth

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m trying to find a link. It’s mind numbing “entertainment”

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I have never owned a bumper sticker in my life. I have owned stickers, so we’ll just choose one of the ones currently on my laptop:

@BigToe Johnny 5 just wanted people to be nice to him. He’s sort of like me, except he wouldn’t achieve that by having half the board on Ignore.

 

[ajgoal]

I have never owned a bumper sticker in my life. I have owned stickers, so we’ll just choose one of the ones currently on my laptop:

@BigToe Johnny 5 just wanted people to be nice to him. He’s sort of like me, except he wouldn’t achieve that by having half the board on Ignore.

He also liked learning. He was the best human.

 

[Lord Defect]

MSN

this is that npc bullshit.

I have never owned a bumper sticker in my life. I have owned stickers, so we’ll just choose one of the ones currently on my laptop:

@BigToe Johnny 5 just wanted people to be nice to him. He’s sort of like me, except he wouldn’t achieve that by having half the board on Ignore.

How do you have half the board on ignore but I survive? Awesome pick.

 

[ajgoal]

MSN

this is that npc bullshit.


How do you have half the board on ignore but I survive? Awesome pick.

Because you have to have at least one car wreck to watch.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

How do you have half the board on ignore but I survive?

Kindhearted Simpleton - TV Tropes

Not

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In fiction, sometimes there's an inverse relationship between intelligence and politeness. This is not one of those cases. The Insufferable Imbecile is seen among the lowest of the low of stereotypes. Rude, obnoxious, and limited in intelligence …

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[BigToe]

Team ASMR Artist - ASMR Sweetie

All the non Swedish Simps need to know how to speak the official language.



@ajgoal you need to start learning too

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Thank you Defect! Sizzling Defect! Buttly Defect! Fungal Defect!

I pick Bumper Sticker.

I pick SLUT LIFE

For years, I misread those horrendous {Redacted} stickers as the above. It took a long time before I actually read them and realized what they actually say. I immediately realized they weren't cool, but horrible in every way. Then, inevitably, it turned out I was not alone in my misreading. I saw a woman in a Jeep with a hulking SLUT LIFE sticker on it. I immediately wanted to be her friend. She is my kind of people.

@Magua! Definitive Magua! Graced Magua! Fugutive Magua!

That reminded me of this one I saw a while back. It was a choice.

 

[Beef Invictus]

That reminded me of this one I saw a while back. It was a choice.

She has the good tequila.

 

[Beef Invictus]

While we are at it, @Surrounded By Ahos reigns supreme at finding exasperating bumper stickers.

 

[ajgoal]

After eating this vegetable, your body begins metabolizing the acid within it. The result is the production of methyl mercaptan. Methyl mercaptan is composed of a methyl group with a thiol group replacing one of the hydrogens - CH3SH.

Many sulfurous compounds are extremely volatile and methyl mercaptan is no exception. Within 15-30 minutes, a significant portion of the acid has been absorbed and metabolized, with the methyl mercaptan passing into the blood stream where the kidneys filter it out. So when you pee after eating this vegetable, it smells.

I once heard a guy pick up a woman with a variation of that speech. Seriously.

On a serious note, this is great grilled, sauteed, chopped up in omelettes, etc. It's high in fiber and a number of vitamins, and is excellent for bone health and cell growth.

Team Vegetable: Asparagus

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[Magua]

Team ASMR Artist - ASMR Sweetie

All the non Swedish Simps need to know how to speak the official language.



@ajgoal you need to start learning too

You’re such a f***ing simp.

I’ll grant you that’s the best minute of ASMR I’ve watched in my life. I’ve watched 2 minutes. At least it was educational. I can say “group sex” in Swedish now.

 

[Beef Invictus]

It's more of a whispered lesson than anything else. Which is annoying greatly, but I can't say it falls into the overwhelming majority of ASMR that drives me to kill.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

While we are at it, @Surrounded By Ahos reigns supreme at finding exasperating bumper stickers.

Sadly, yes. I found this car today. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to locate the driver.

If anybody wants a picture of the Vore car, feel free to pm me since I can’t post it here.


Also, if you do not know what Vore is, do yourself a favor and DO NOT GOOGLE THAT SHIT.

 

[BigToe]

You’re such a f***ing simp.

I’ll grant you that’s the best minute of ASMR I’ve watched in my life. I’ve watched 2 minutes. At least it was educational. I can say “group sex” in Swedish now.

I was gonna try to find something about toes, but I didn’t even wanna see what might pop up

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I guess we'll do the movie quote thing now and use the opportunity to throw back to our team standalone movie for one of the most enjoyable scenes in movie history: the death of a character played by Dwayne Johnson.

Team movie quote: Aim for the bushes.



@BiggE give me one more chance.

 

[BiggE]

I guess we'll do the movie quote thing now and use the opportunity to throw back to our team standalone movie for one of the most enjoyable scenes in movie history: the death of a character played by Dwayne Johnson.

Team movie quote: Aim for the bushes.



@BiggE give me one more chance.

Shit, is it that time of the week again? Lemme go check who I need to tag, and um..

 

[BiggE]

Um, hey Jim, make your drunken ass useful and tell Methgators Nation all about our franchise apple.

Well, now, how bout I tell you about the time my wife shoved an apple up our neighbors ass while she was about to gobble

Um, but I digress, so the official team apple, seriously? Team apple? You people are more f***ed up than Pete Rose on an eightball and a bottle of old granddad at an indian casino during the World Series! But um, since I like my limbs functional, welcome to Jacksonville…Jacksonville? That place makes Tampa seem civilized. Anyway, here’s your f***ing apple!

@pit , have a belt or three

OFFICIAL TEAM APPLE: BOONE’S FARM APPLE WINE

 

[Striiker]

You ever see a commercial and think "Calm the f*** down, you're eating corn - you don't have to dance about it, for f***'s sake."

Corn is really good though

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You know how I have what you could generously call a "rich inner life," where stuff is happening all the time in my imagination? Yeah, that's because I have no idea what is going on in the exterior world.

Team ASMR Artist - ASMR Sweetie

All the non Swedish Simps need to know how to speak the official language.



@ajgoal you need to start learning too

Holy f***, Toe, that's excruciating.

 

[pit]

On vacation, will be brief. Going for Team Apple.

Whatever she's having.

Ok, Cap will kill me if I just do that, so Team Apple: Pink Lady.

@DancingPanther

 

[DancingPanther]

Uh oh. I'm working I'll pick tomorrow I don't have a plan