NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[ajgoal]

Team Apple - Pineapple

@JojoTheWhale Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

This took much longer than expected.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I am exactly 0% Mexican, but if there's one thing I know, it's that the only Vegetable that can be called the King of the Peppers is the mighty Poblano (or Ancho when dried).

As a wop *clutches pearls*, I assure you the highest compliment I can give a pepper is as such: I have completely switched over to using these badboys the couple of times a year I make sausage and peppers. I could never go back.

@Magua Much like you, Poblanos can reach roughly 2,000 BTUs.

 

[Striiker]

Team Apple - Pineapple

@JojoTheWhale Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Fantastic pick. That was by backup if my iPhone pick was disallowed.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Is no one going to mention that pineapple was already taken as a fruit?

 

[Magua]

The Honolulu Ghibli slap on the fridge our Team Refrigerator Magnet.....well, um, let's call it "Dogedollar"!

Dogedollar comes with a story, as any worthy magnet should.

My first dog (a Bichon, hence Mr. Washington's head becoming furry), Teddy, was only a few months older than me. When he was a puppy, my dad was walking him, and lo and behold, Theodore snatched something off the ground. Out from his mouth my dad rips a 1988 printed dollar bill.

How many dogs can say they earned and possess their own money? We've kept Teddy's life savings on the family fridge ever since -- savings which have since been inherited (in principle, if not legally) by his two Bichon successors. Our dogs are very sensible with money, so in almost 30 years, it has been left unspent.

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@Beef Invictus ! Encumbered Beef! Waxen Beef! Phosphorescent Beef!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I’m going to forget tomorrow for sure, so please consider this my skip post until 8/5. We’re leaving tomorrow evening for Australia and NZ. I am not at all a self-medication guy, but this flight length has me shook.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I am trying

 

[Beef Invictus]

I had a song earlier but I forget it now

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you Magua! Gummy Magua! Dental Magua! Frothy Magua!


I forget my original pick, but as a slow dance, VIDE COR MEUM is always good.



@Lord Defect! Gazing Defect! Romantic Defect! Leering Defect!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’m going to forget tomorrow for sure, so please consider this my skip post until 8/5. We’re leaving tomorrow evening for Australia and NZ. I am not at all a self-medication guy, but this flight length has me shook.

Wait until you are 10 hours in, finally fall asleep, and when you wake up a guy across the aisle reaches into the overhead compartment and pulls out a container of spaghetti, which will induce in you the strangest, deepest feelings of hatred for all humanity.

 

[Asnito]

I’m going to forget tomorrow for sure, so please consider this my skip post until 8/5. We’re leaving tomorrow evening for Australia and NZ. I am not at all a self-medication guy, but this flight length has me shook.

I did 18 straight from JFK to Bangkok. Make sure you have a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant and wet wipes in your carry-on and you'll be fine.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Is no one going to mention that pineapple was already taken as a fruit?

@BigToe you will have to replace pineapple.

 

[Lord Defect]

Movie quote
“This chick is toast”

Yawn, another ghostbuster themed pick.
Murray ad libbed the line, and I’m doing so was the first person to relate calling someone toast to being done or beaten. Yes sir, this is the first usage of the slang. Go ahead, look it up.
@ithinkiknowwhototagbutimnotsuresoillcheckandmakeanewpostandtagtheminthatonebutnotuntilimsureautomergewontrearitsuglyheadandmesseverythingup

Who you gonna call?
@Rebels57

F!

 

[ajgoal]

Movie quote
“This chick is toast”
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Yawn, another ghostbuster themed pick.
Murray ad libbed the line, and I’m doing so was the first person to relate calling someone toast to being done or beaten. Yes sir, this is the first usage of the slang. Go ahead, look it up.
@ithinkiknowwhototagbutimnotsuresoillcheckandmakeanewpostandtagtheminthatonebutnotuntilimsureautomergewontrearitsuglyheadandmesseverythingup

Hey @Rebels57, "Let's run some red lights!"

 

[Lord Defect]

@Rebels57

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This leaderboard so far is wank.

We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @mja on deck, @Asnito on the lido deck, and me on the lido afterdeck.

I saw a very, very nice bunny this morning. I just wish he had left me some chocolate.

 

[mja]

Movie quote
“This chick is toast”
View attachment 730256

Yawn, another ghostbuster themed pick.
Murray ad libbed the line, and I’m doing so was the first person to relate calling someone toast to being done or beaten. Yes sir, this is the first usage of the slang. Go ahead, look it up.
@ithinkiknowwhototagbutimnotsuresoillcheckandmakeanewpostandtagtheminthatonebutnotuntilimsureautomergewontrearitsuglyheadandmesseverythingup

Who you gonna call?
@Rebels57

F!

I feel like this might be a missed opportunity. You could have gone with the Cinderella bit from Caddyshack, for example, which of course would have been murder to fit in the boxes.

 

[ajgoal]

I feel like this might be a missed opportunity. You could have gone with the [RANCH] bit from [LIVERWURST], for example, which of course would have been murder to fit in the boxes.

No. Pick. Tipping!

 

[Lord Defect]

It would be dull if I was always difficult.

 

[Rebels57]

It's my birthday - skip me for now and ill make it up at some point

Go ahead @mja

 

[Young Sandwich]

It's my birthday - skip me for now and ill make it up at some point

Go ahead @mja

Happy f***day assmouth. Have fun blacking out this weekend.

 

[Striiker]

Is no one going to mention that pineapple was already taken as a fruit?

Narc

 

[Lord Defect]

It's my birthday - skip me for now and ill make it up at some point

Go ahead @mja

This guy, just whoring himself out for birthday wishes.
Happy birthday whore!

Wow, of all the words I expected to be censored, that one is not.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's my birthday - skip me for now and ill make it up at some point

Go ahead @mja

Happy F***day, Assmouth.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Narc

tHaT wAs mY bACkUp pIcK.