NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Striiker]

Team Endangered/Extinct Animal – Western Lowland Gorilla

RIP HARAMBE

@GKJ

 

[GKJ]

I’m going to go with the only quote that matters



@BernieParent

 

[BernieParent]

Sorry to keep you all waiting. The easiest choice for Team Slow Song, since it was our wedding song.



@Hollywood Cannon, please serve us a double.

 

[ajgoal]

Sorry to keep you all waiting. The easiest choice for Team Slow Song, since it was our wedding song.



@Hollywood Cannon, please serve us a double.

I will suffer this snipe only because I think you are an excellent human.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Team Endangered/Extinct Animal – Western Lowland Gorilla

RIP HARAMBE

@GKJ

You actually picked bald eagles for this category already.

 

[Lord Defect]

You actually picked bald eagles for this category already.

He’s not even me

 

[Striiker]

You actually picked bald eagles for this category already.

Oh

Good pick by past-Striiker

One moment please

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Speaking of Harambe, member Cecil the Lion, who was killed by that dentist? That f***ing guy is way high up on my list.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock with a pair (phrasing), @BernieParent on deck, GKJ on the lido deck, and @Striiker on the lido afterdeck, but also with a make-up pick that he can make before he is up for the next one, or words to that effect.

I have watched a LOT of dating shows from 2022 in the past several months. Most of them are due to have their next season drop in the second half of this year (I think). I also have a shitload of anime series to watch. If I'm lucky, and if I play this right, I may never have to watch another series in English. Fingers crossed.

 

[BernieParent]

I will suffer this snipe only because I think you are an excellent human.

You are most gracious and I thank you.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Team Endangered/Extinct Animal – Western Lowland Gorilla

RIP HARAMBE

@GKJ

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Nobody even needs to remind me of what that pick that popped into my mind a few days ago. I am so smart.

This one will certainly make @JojoTheWhale “proud.”

We are proud to select as our Team Bumper Sticker…

FakeTaxi

Jojo has seen a Prius driving around a couple of times now with this bumper sticker and I know it rattled him so we gotta bring that to the Quackverse.

Don’t google what this is in front of people or at work. Also, I may or may not know what it is. Jojo rules.

Next pick coming soon.

 

[Striiker]

@Captain Dave Poulin I'll pick in a minute, but just so you know, the below pick isn't on the spreadsheet.

Team Bumper Sticker -

@Strawberry Fields

 

[ajgoal]

You actually picked bald eagles for this category already.

I object. They're not endangered anymore. They've been off the US list for over 15 years and are listed as Least Concern worldwide.

Still handsome birds though.

 

[Striiker]

Team Nut - Brazil Nut

Just like everything else from Brazil, I assume these are absolutely awful and worthless. They certainly won't be eaten, but I'm sure we can think of creative ways to use something like this. Maybe as projectile weapons?

I object. They're not endangered anymore. They've been off the US list for over 15 years and are listed as Least Concern worldwide.

Still handsome birds though.

Obviously they're not endangered, you fool.

They're completely extinct, just like all other birds, and were replaced by drones. That's why there's so many of them now.

 

[ajgoal]

Obviously they're not endangered, you fool.

They're completely extinct, just like all other birds, and were replaced by drones. That's why there's so many of them now.

You sound like Joe [REDACTED].

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I object. They're not endangered anymore. They've been off the US list for over 15 years and are listed as Least Concern worldwide.

Still handsome birds though.

Tell it to young Harambe there - I didn't pick the f***ing things. He's obsessed with drones.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This next pic is kind of a lazy one but alas it fits the lore.

We’re going to select as our Team Magnet…

A Duck Donuts magnet!

@BernieParent
You’re up my friend.

 

[BernieParent]

Apologies again. It was a very busy day.

Team bumper sticker:

@GKJ

 

[GKJ]

I’m gonna take a run here at the extinct species, and take the Argentine Polar Dogs

They were developed by the army of Argentina to be sled dogs for transport. For some reason, the Antarctic treaty forced the country to ostensibly set them free to run wild, but because they weren’t wild or exposed to them, the breed fell victim to various diseases that they otherwise could have developed immunizations to.

I say we give them a second chance.

@Striiker

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Now that this year's boring-ass British Open has farted itself to death, we REALLY are on the countdown to football. Hurry up.

We start the day with @Striiker on the clock, @Strawberry Fields on deck, @Chuck Downie on the lido deck, and yours truly (and falsely) on the lido afterdeck.

Speaking of football, there is a veritable shitload of information to keep up with, and that's what I am going to do. Sayonara for now-a.

 

[ajgoal]

Did a drone eat @Striiker?

 

[Striiker]

Did a drone eat @Striiker?

Sorry, had something going on all day. I’ll pick in a few minutes.

 

[Asnito]

Sorry, had something going on all day. I’ll pick in a few minutes.

Is your pup doing ok?

 

[Striiker]

Sorry, shit keeps popping up. @Strawberry Fields go whenever and I’ll just make up my pick when I can. My bad for wasting time. This just completely slipped my mind today and I haven’t really had a chance to focus.

Is your pup doing ok?

Yep, she’s been good. Just had a vet appointment recently and other than the normal expected things for a dog of this age and of this breed, nothing new has popped up.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I'll take PINE NUTS solely because pickings are so damn slim and I made the grave mistake of overlooking this category until now.

@Chuck Downie